elegantlion Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 so I can tell my husband with a straight face that all the boxes from amazon are "needed for school":tongue_smilie: :lol::lol: :lol: :lol: My dh believes that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dulcimeramy Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You all are killing me! Too many to quote. Oh, my goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSinIL Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Because 90% of the time it was FUN!!! I enjoyed my kids! We still have a mummified chicken buried somewhere in the backyard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secular_mom Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Cause I'm too lazy to drive them to school or walk them to the bus stop.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 'Cause sleeping in is WAY more important to me than school attendance.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Well, aside from the usual, it has occurred to me that my son would have a rough transition from "Ask questions, speak up if you disagree, correct Mama's pronunciation without a blink, be read to while you run in circles" to "sit in a chair for prolonged periods, never interrupt, don't ask 50 questions, and if we are doing math, do NOT pipe up about how the 21 lb water melon and the 3 lb squash are both vines." Sometimes we "play school" just in case I drop dead, he'll have some clue as to what is expected. Edited February 23, 2011 by kalanamak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) so I can tell my husband with a straight face that all the boxes from amazon are "needed for school":tongue_smilie: :lol::lol::iagree: These are all great! And avoiding lice and popularity? Absolutely! I homeschool because we live in California and we can't afford to move :P Edited February 23, 2011 by theYoungerMrsWarde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I do it to p*ss off my mother. Kinda like when I was in high school and covered my daintily flowered wall paper with posters of Prince and David Lee Roth. And, because my kids really are too good to hang out with those public school kids. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 ... to prove to all other mothers that I am indeed a better mom ... so everyone will know I am in fact "that smart" ... because we think we are better than everyone else ... so I have a valid excuse to decorate with books ... to keep Justin Beiber out of the house ... because I am a cranky, ornery rebel who does things just to annoy people and make them question their own choices Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockermom Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Because I hate it when kids socialize. It really makes me angry. I also want to deprive him of all of the fun experience in school and keep him locked away... just like my family thinks. ... AND I'm hoping against hope that he has trouble fitting with others just like that guy my SIL knows. Besides, I'm lazy and I might have to get a job if he goes to "real school". P.S. He's MINE... all MINE... I'll do what I want with him. mwa-ha-ha! Edited February 23, 2011 by rockermom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMCassandra Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Because I would spend the week in the principal's office explaining that dd didn't mean anything by arguing with the teacher, she just can't breathe without arguing. This, but my DS, not my DD. And it's an excuse to buy books. And I really like being accused of joining a cult by my extended family. :001_huh::D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I homeschool so I can make other people feel inferior. I homeschool because I missed the deadline for registering them for school. Mailing the NOI is much easier than waiting at the district office to fill out all those forms. I mean, they make you prove you have kids and that you live in the district. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMamaBird Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 We're trying to avoid head lice and popularity. I am making a Tee Shirt out of this!! Made. My. Day!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Well, aside from the usual, it has occurred to me that my son would have a rough transition from "Ask questions, speak up if you disagree, correct Mama's pronunciation without a blink, be read to while you run in circles" to "sit in a chair for prolonged periods, never interrupt, don't ask 50 questions, and if we are doing math, do NOT pipe up about how the 21 lb water melon and the 3 lb squash are both vine vegetables." Sometimes we "play school" just in case I drop dead, he'll have some clue as to what is expected. You know I've considered playing school too. My ds would probably curl up in a ball and whine if I made him sit still and be quiet, especially during math class. In the last few weeks there have been some doozies coming of his mouth during algebra. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivka Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Because public schools don't have nearly enough evolution, sex education, and acceptance of homosexuality for me. ...Wait, were we supposed to be making up answers that aren't true? Because I actually mean that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn in OH Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 It's a great excuse for why I don't work outside the home, since you know, everyone MUST get a job, otherwise you are not a productive member of society. I don't want to get up early and get four kids fed, dressed, loaded into the car and dropped off at all the appropriate day cares, preschool, and elementary schools and THEN make the hour drive to where there's a decent job. So that I can sleep in, 'cause I'm lazy like that. So that I don't have to help anyone with homework. So I can slack on the laundry, since no one needs matching clothes and clean underwear for school. So there's someone else to hold the baby while I read the WTM and mainline my 4th cup of coffee. I have superiority complex. I like to make other parents feel like they don't love their kids because they send them to government schools. And lastly, so that my children don't get sent to the psychiatric ward of a hospital without my consent for having drawn pictures of people in 16th Century England being burned at the stake for choosing the "wrong" religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 So I can go on vacation in September! :glare: Seriously, I worked in year round schools when I worked and I LOVED the schedule! I can't stand being on vacation when the rest of the world is there. Dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncmomo3 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I homeschool to feed the control freak aspect of my personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kchara Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I homeschool to feed the control freak aspect of my personality. :lol: This too... :D I tried to put my oldest in K. It lasted a semester, because I was FAR too much of a control freak!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) I homeschool: so my children avoid YOUR bad parenting choices/examples so only my tax dollars are wasted, not my time during a fundraiser as well. because I'd have to buy living room furniture if there wasn't a classroom there I can't let my children be more socialized than myself. I would have to CARE about who is on the schoolboard I prefer to conduct school with a vacuum, not in one How would I feel superior to all the other mothers/teachers? I wouldn't be able to hold this (how I gave up EVERYTHING for them) over the children's heads when they are older. Lara Edited February 23, 2011 by Lara in Colo one more thought!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I homeschool so I don't have to drag myself out of bed early in the morning to get the girls on the bus. I homeschool because the thought of being on the PTA makes me want to barf. And because "I have seen the villlage and I don't want it raising my kids!" :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree House Academy Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 3. I don't remember any alternate paradigms. I am homeschool mother, hear me roar. When the kids graduate I have no idea who I will be. As long as I keep homeschooling, I am delaying that moment of forced self-discovery. 4. If I stop homeschooling I'll have to find some other justification for these denim jumpers I like to wear. 5. If I stop homeschooling I'll lose my excuse for being a pitiful housekeeper. As it is now, I can put a sacrificial and fatigued look on my face and tell my husband that, "It's omelets on paper plates for dinner again....you know, formal logic and algebra. Took all my time, but your kids are smart now. Sigh." With some of those reasons, you'd better get busy making more babies (to homeschool, of course!). :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmmetler Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) I homeschool so I can count going to Incredible Pizza when it's empty for bowling and mini-golf as "PE" :). Oh, and keeping up with tickets and the amount of money left on the game card as math, too! And a less funny one: I homeschool because I want to educate my child-and, based on their behavior, neither the Memphis City nor Shelby County school boards can say that! Edited February 23, 2011 by Dmmetler2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Because my DD is NOT A MORNING PERSON and getting her up and going 5 days a week would be most unpleasant. I'm a very lazy parent. (This is also why I breastfeed and cosleep with my infants). Because I actually like spending time with my DD, and with my work schedule I'd see her like 10 minutes a day otherwise. Because the public schools suck. Because I wanted to homeschool myself and my mom wouldn't let me. I get to live vicariously through my children this way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiewindmomma Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 staying in the tongue-in-cheek tone: 1. to feed my addiction to buying books & post-it notes 2. to prove that I am a better mom who really cares about her kids 3. because I enjoy spending my nights and weekends planning lessons 4. to vacation whenever I want to 5. to micromanage my children in every detail of their life 6. to use my children as slave labor to clean the house and tend the garden 7. to show my superior intellectual abilities by teaching my children 8. because I'm too snooty to allow my children to mingle with the public school rabble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberia Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Has anyone mentioned wearing culottes? I also prefer to sleep in, eat bon bons, watch soaps, while the kid teaches herself Latin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I homeschool because 1. As a child my career choice was anti-social hermit 2. I hate mornings 3. To irritate my family and friends. (I am the ONLY homeschooler in the whole group) 4. because I am so lucky to live next door to a great school. I look at our local public school out of my window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JenniferB Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I homeschool because when I grow up I want to live in the loony-bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Has anyone mentioned wearing culottes? I also prefer to sleep in, eat bon bons, watch soaps, while the kid teaches herself Latin. Oh cool - someone else likes to watch the soaps!!!! Palmolive is really cool right after you squeeze it and all the bubbles come up. It's kind of like a lava lamp without the electricity. I've watched the bars of soap on occasion, but they're not nearly as entertaining. That pretty much sums it up. Can't do that on a real job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grace'smom Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I homeschool because I needed to spice up those boring conversations at social functions. You never know what will happen when the person next to you at XYZ social function finds out you homeschool. You may wish to be swallowed up by the floor, but you will certainly NOT be bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 ...b/c my 8yo is the only person I can beat at chess and he won't want to play with me if he finds smarter friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsrevmeg Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 So we can watch stuff like and call it "education" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Because I am such a terrible parent I haven't yet trained ds to consistently wear underwear, and since I don't feed him he is so skinny his pants sag. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiguirre Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I have to justify my Amazon Prime some way! I am "that parent". I cultivate my super saintly mom image...just to blow people's mind when they find out I'm an atheist. I hate overprices candles, wrapping paper, popcorn, greeting cards, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneddmanybooks Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Has anyone mentioned wearing culottes? ...QUOTE] Oh.my.word! I haven't heard that word in hmmm....26 years??! They are particularly attractive in red polyester! :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I home school because: 1. I don't like to delegate 2. My oldest makes me breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Goldwater Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 ...so the 15 pairs of pjs that all my dear daughters have are put to good use... ...to ensure there are EVEN MORE unsolicited opinions offered to me about the way we live... ...for the comedy material... ...because, "there's an awful lot that needs to be learned about earthworms." (dd no. 2, when she was 7 :D) ...to be able to guilt them into letting me move in with them, instead of going into a rest home, especially a crooked one... ...to ensure that their innate, God-given-from-birth curiousity and passion for learning isn't ground into a chalky, fine powder (whoops, sorry...too angry?) ...so that there's SOMEBODY competent in the future to get us all out of the mess we're in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tullia Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I homeschooled so I could buy books...lots of books. Now that my son has graduated I'm looking for a new excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caayenne Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) I want to ensure my children end up codependent....we need a reliable retirement plan! My in-laws are public school teachers. I waited over 10 years to find something that would truly drive them nuts! :tongue_smilie: It's great fun to make the neighbors insecure by saying, "My husband teaches at the high school. Yes, it's a wonderful district. My kids? Oh, we homeschool." Job security! Edited February 24, 2011 by caayenne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollyB Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I homeschool so I could finally convince my husband to finish the basement..."It's for the children, honey. They need a warm, beautifully decorated schoolroom that's filled with more books than the public library." The carpet should be in by next week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 (edited) Because My kids would have to wear Uniforms and the ones at the local schools are ugly I love to sew my kids clothes and if they are wearing uniforms 5 days a week then they don't need me to sew for them as much I would look pretty stupid playing in the sandpit and using playdough by myself I don't want to find out for sure that I really don't actually have any friends when nobody calls me for lunch dates when the kids are at school I hate counting down the minutes to when they come home again and wondering what they did all day only to ask them when they come home - so what did you learn today and they answer "nothing" I wouldn't have an excuse as to why I am so forgetful and scatterbrained if I don't have a million interruptions to blame it on I get freaked out if my house is too clean or someone doesn't mess it up 5 minutes after I've just cleaned it - it's just not natural :D Edited February 24, 2011 by sewingmama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 5. Because my family already thinks I'm a freak, and you all know how I love flying my freak flag. :lol: I love this. I can so relate. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 ...so the 15 pairs of pjs that all my dear daughters have are put to good use... What is it about girls and pajamas? All of my girls have about 15 pair as well. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkTulip Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 It's all about keeping the shoes really nice. (Sorry, obscure reference to the old boards!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Because it was so much easier than sending them to school. I hate school. It is such a pain in my @ss. Unfortunately, I think the 14 year old is lost to PS as she is doing very well there. On the other hand, it is simply too hard to send the 11 year old and I am making firm plans to reclaim her. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamrachelle Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I homeschool so I can mainline my immeasurable genius directly into my profoundly gifted child 24/7. As IF there could be another reason. *sniff* :lol::lol: :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0mmaBuck Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I do it for the discounts.... Barnes and Noble, Borders, JoAnns.... It's all about the Benjamin's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Because our dogs really do chew up papers. And shoes. I love seeing their precious little faces when I show them the books for a new subject. I'm having a torrid affair with the principal. :001_wub: Parent/teacher conferences are very long and involve chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forget-Me-Not Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Because I got sick of the fundraising. I homeschool because I want to prepare a hot lunch every single day of the year! :lol: 10. Because if I sent them to school they would be unpaid Teacher Aides. Enough said. :iagree::iagree::iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannqn Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 10. Because if I sent them to school they would be unpaid Teacher Aides. Enough said. :iagree: Literally, my reason. I was one of those unpaid teacher's aides. Plus... I homeschool so we can spend the morning on a "nature walk" in the snow and the afternoon playing Equate. I homeschool so I have an excuse do all those cool art projects from artprojectsforkids.com. I homeschool so I have an excuse to do science projects I never got to do in school. I homeschool so I can get away with reading children's novels I never got to in my childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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