Miss Peregrine Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Mom, smell my finger." You? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentlemommy Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Uhhhhh mom? We have a problem..."😜 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Let it go, let it go, ..... 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Stampy videos 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelli Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Why do you hate me?" Yes, the teen years have arrived early. :glare: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Oh, I didn't hear you." This is usually said after my telling or asking a dc to do something for the 2nd time. Grrr! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SproutMamaK Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Oh, I forgot." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaceful Isle Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Mom, did you know that in Ninjago..." ..this is when my ears start to burn. :/ Also, Eye rolls and sighs from my kids when I ask them if they did something. Taking something "to the next level" - will that never get old?? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "*heavy sigh*" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amira Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Huh?" If "reach out" disappeared too, I'd be delighted, not that I hear that from my children. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink and Green Mom Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 DS 10: "Mom, I've got a question..." (usually requires me listening to some 10 minute long soliloquy about Ninjago, Lego, or Knex roller coasters) DS 14: "I forgot" or "I don't know" (always involves something with school) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottonwood Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "I know, right?" :glare: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 That clanking sound in our van... 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 My neighbor's overly-loud, overly-powered leaf blower. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartosunshine Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "What's for dinner?" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatherwith4 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Uptown Funk :auto: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 This rather morbid Frozen song parody DD had set as her text notification sound: https://youtu.be/IiqrVep2KAc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ms. SKL, your daughter is vomiting [or has a fever] and you need to come get her from school again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaceful Isle Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ms. SKL, your daughter is vomiting [or has a fever] and you need to come get her from school again. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandylubug Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Stampy videos yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :zombiechase: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMamaBird Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Incomprehensible jokes made up by my children that only they can understand and find hilarious. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 If "reach out" disappeared too, I'd be delighted, not that I hear that from my children. Exactly what I was going to say, especially when it turns up in more professional situations. Sheesh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKWAcademy Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Can I have a snack?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooCow Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Bark bark bark bark bark from one side, and ruffruffruffruffruffruffaarfaarfarffyourbackyardisnotyoursitsminerough from the other side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "What's for dinner?" Yeah, and my dc would probably say they're tired of hearing "food" when they ask "what's for dinner." :001_tt2: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomtoCandJ Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Fuss fuss whine whine, why are you so mean to me (after asking dd1 for the umpteenth time to pick up her room) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 This is the soundtrack of my older son and his friends. I'm not sure I can take it too much longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Just a minute." Said after every single thing I ever ask them to do. At first I allowed it because I thought, hey, their stuff is important too, I don't want to be a tyrant, and no, I don't mind them finishing writing an email before they clean the kitchen, or watching the last five minutes of their show before they head off to bed. But now, it's every. single. time. "Can you take out the trash?" "Just a minute." "Please pick up your back pack off the floor." "Just a minute." "The house is burning down. We should step outside." "Just a minute." 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "I'm soooooo over it!" because, you know, the people who say that are NOT over it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Yeah, and my dc would probably say they're tired of hearing "food" when they ask "what's for dinner." :001_tt2: Around here its, "Do you have any plans for dinner?" Yep, cook something! :001_rolleyes: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted May 10, 2015 Author Share Posted May 10, 2015 This is the soundtrack of my older son and his friends. I'm not sure I can take it too much longer. That's pretty cute. And now I'm really hungry for tacos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottonwood Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Just a minute." Said after every single thing I ever ask them to do. At first I allowed it because I thought, hey, their stuff is important too, I don't want to be a tyrant, and no, I don't mind them finishing writing an email before they clean the kitchen, or watching the last five minutes of their show before they head off to bed. But now, it's every. single. time. "Can you take out the trash?" "Just a minute." "Please pick up your back pack off the floor." "Just a minute." "The house is burning down. We should step outside." "Just a minute." Ohhh I need to add this to mine too...!!! Both my kids say this to stall then never do what I asked out of forgetfulness or maybe even deliberately. In any case the other day it drove me so crazy that I officially added a family rule to the..like, one or two we actually have: DO NOT EVER TELL ME just a minute EVER AGAIN. Come see me when I call out to you and do what what I ask..all without saying that ever again. Its all the time here too, like I've got all this time to wait on them to leisurely finish something, then most of the time they forget to even do whatever it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 DS 10: "Mom, I've got a question..." (usually requires me listening to some 10 minute long soliloquy about Ninjago, Lego, or Knex roller coasters) DS 14: "I forgot" or "I don't know" (always involves something with school) Yes these! Lately ds says, "No clue." :banghead: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEJ Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Mom, I'm done" hollered from the bathroom. I will be so happy when the day comes that I don't know a single thing about my children's bowel habits. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "lean in". Never ever want to hear it again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrellyMama Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Rigorous STEM "Got it, mom" from my son when he clearly hasn't "got it" Kelly 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisoncooks Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Got it, mom" from my son when he clearly hasn't "got it" Which is closely related to the "I KNOW" that I get from my DD, when she clearly *doesn't* know. :glare: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmmetler Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "but Mom, NOBODY___________" or "EVERYBODY_______________" I'd believed that sort of peer-focused pre-teen angst was a product of being stuck in same-age groups constantly and that homeschooling would negate it. But nope. And it's even more frustrating when I can give multiple counter-examples from our HS group alone, but she still insists that NOBODY or EVERYBODY does, believes, wears, or says X, Y or Z. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 The silence accompanying the roll of the eyes of a teenager replying to me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "It's a secret." - in reply to any question I might ask related to a book C is reading/just finished reading. Any sentence starting with "Don't you know". That one is banned at our house now. On the upside, they say cute things too. B recently has been saying the flowers are 'blooping'. :) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greta Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "I have to admit..." This is the way my dh starts when he's about to relate his disapproval or annoyance with me. Yeah, I could definitely be happy going the rest of my life without hearing those four words from him. Because, NO, you actually don't have to admit it. You can keep it to yourself!!! :lol: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 He started it! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBasil Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Problematic. Entitlement. "Does this smell right to you?" Have you tried essential oils for your (household cleaning/health issue)? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Is this milk good?" "Where is my (insert random item here)?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEJ Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 He started it! Oh my word, yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "What's for dinner?" said by my 8 year old as he comes into the kitchen because he's been called in to set the table and can look and see exactly what dinner is because it's already made. He's actually banned from asking. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Mom, you smell like Grandma!" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflowerlady Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "I'm all about that bass, about that bass......." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaceful Isle Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "I'm soooooo over it!" because, you know, the people who say that are NOT over it! LOL! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onceuponatime Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Stop it!" How long does it take for brothers to stop messing with each other? It's always something petty, too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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