Mom in High Heels Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I don't know what to say about this product. It's...um...dye for genital color loss. Is this a problem that needs a solution??? Here is the product description: My New Pink Button is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution! Be sure to read the reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 and how were those reviews? :svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 That's weirder than the Betty hair dye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Second, what is the brightest color they make? Somehow, I suspect "Audry" is pretty refined. Classy. I'm looking more for something more along the lines of "Enraged Baboon" or "Fleet Week. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose in BC Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I burst out laughing and said an alternative swear word when I read your post. I'm afraid to read reviews. I'm working on our taxes so maybe I'll need a laugh later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn121 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I can't, I just can't! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Do we need to add this to our worry list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowing Brook Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 What will they think of next! :willy_nilly: :svengo: No I don't think I'll be needing any of that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I wonder if there is an organic version? :w00t: I cannot imagine, I just cannot imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 :lol: (It is currently not available. Has there been a rush to buy it since you posted about it, Mom in High Heels???) This review (by a guy) had me rofl: I should have looked up "labia" before purchasing this. My mom did not appreciate the gift, but my grandmother had a much better sense of humor about it. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Wow. I just cannot imagine a universe in which this would be a concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckymama Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 :lol: Love the "reviews" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I think it's one of the Amazon joke products. Like Uranium Ore. Or this tank. Or the Tuscan Millk gallon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SadieMarie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I wonder if there is an organic version? :w00t: I cannot imagine, I just cannot imagine. An organic version with a pleasant flavor would be good marketing I think. Hmmm, what would be a good one? Beer? Pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brilliant Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Made me blush to even think about this! The things you read on the homeschoolers' board! :blushing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 but what I want to know is WHAT were you looking for to find this??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Dying here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Dying here! Oh my gracious! With laughter. I am dying with laughter. NOT with the product in question. Geeze people.......... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommymilkies Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Um, it's not a spoof product. I actually saw an interview and article about it a few years ago. I think that's pretty terrifying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Until this moment, I didn't know I'd lost my healthy pink glow. So bummed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Mom in high heels is a title tease, that's what I say! Lipstick, basically...sorta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsheresomewhere Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 And you were searching for?????? :lol: Great minds want to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommymilkies Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Have you girls seen Vajazzling? Um, there's a male version, too. That's all I'll say on that without fainting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 George Takei had it on his facebook today, I doubt MomIN HH was looking for "decorating" products. She's already had her hair done this week. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 Made me blush to even think about this! The things you read on the homeschoolers' board! :blushing: We're educational!!!! but what I want to know is WHAT were you looking for to find this??? LOL! I wasn't, I swiped it from George Takei. He's hilarious and posts the most bizarre things on FB. Dying here! OMG! Oh my gracious! With laughter. I am dying with laughter. NOT with the product in question. Geeze people.......... :p I'm glad you clarified, because when I read the first post, I was :w00t: than I was :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Until this moment, I didn't know I'd lost my healthy pink glow. So bummed!! I know! I didn't either, but now I've got something else to put on my list of stuff to be concerned about as I age. Mom in high heels is a title tease, that's what I say! Lipstick, basically...sorta. Yeah, in addition to being a like whore, I'm a title teaser. And you were searching for?????? :lol: Great minds want to know Why do you want to know? Are you planning on searching for the same stuff? Have you girls seen Vajazzling? Um, there's a male version, too. That's all I'll say on that without fainting. Oh, just...no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 George Takei had it on his facebook today, I doubt MomIN HH was looking for "decorating" products. She's already had her hair done this week. :smilielol5: Yep, that's where I got it. I was certainly not looking to get anything else done. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEm Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 My dh and I just read the first 6 one star reviews and the first 5 5 star reviews. Too funny!! thank you for a great end to a great night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Well, here I was tonight feeling all good about myself and now I'm faced with the possibility that I might have genital color loss. Thanks a stinkin' lot, Heels! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILiveInFlipFlops Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I only got as far as the questions and answers section, and by then I was laughing so hard I had to stop so I didn't wake DH up. I don't know why, but the term whohaw has just always cracked me up. But wouldn't it be more fun if you used, Ida know.....neon green. navy blue. sunshine yellow. caution orange.?? Why yes. Yes, I think it would be more fun. Also, more startling, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 :lol: Camel Toe anyone??? http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/bluffing-with-your-muffin-to-shop-away-your-camel-toe/smoothgroove-m-jpg/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Clicked the link without realizing it was Amazon...I'm glad my browsing history is turned off! Before I realized how browsing history worked the hive caused my amazon page to be quite varied and...interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've heard of labia lightening products. :001_unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneStepAtATime Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I was letting the dog out to potty in the middle of the night, all grumpy and sleepy, and made the mistake of checking in here...now I am muffling my howls of laughter with a pillow and trying to calm down enough to go back to bed....I may never get back to sleep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inmyopinion Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Great, one more thing I have to worry about as I get older . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIsTheDay Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 George Takei had it on his facebook today, I doubt MomIN HH was looking for "decorating" products. She's already had her hair done this week. :smilielol5: Oh, good heavens. No chemical straightening here, and no before and after shots of this one, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Wow, I had to read the original post a couple of times...just to be sure. I thought we we going to discuss grey-hair, down there, but wow I never knew anyone had or considered the other a problem. Who said, one more thing we have to worry about? I need to go to my happy place; it's too early to even think about this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 who cares if you lose color there, just keep the wall to wall carpetting and no one will know the floor is faded in the first place :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 This thread will be talked about for years! I wonder who gave her a complex about her color. I want what she's taking for flexibility, meh, the color! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie G Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Clicked the link without realizing it was Amazon...I'm glad my browsing history is turned off! Before I realized how browsing history worked the hive caused my amazon page to be quite varied and...interesting. Oh great. I do not have my browsing history turned off. And all of my kids share my Prime account. I bet they're wondering WHO looked at that item...their old mother, their liberal youngest sister, the married one...or maybe it was my husband since my birthday is coming up soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Oh. My. Gosh. What I want to know is how to bend into such a position to be able to check oneself for genital color loss. Because I can totally see the conversation with a husband. "Dear, can you just take a quick peek downtown to see if I still have a rosy youthful glow?" I can't believe people pay for stuff like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie G Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 who cares if you lose color there, just keep the wall to wall carpetting and no one will know the floor is faded in the first place :lol: :lol: I am 50+ years old and I can SO agree with this. But reading it while drinking Pepsi nearly caused said drink to shoot from my nostrils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 "We were all ready to go for it but then I noticed her labia had a sad, pale color and that just ruined everything for me." --Said no man, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommymilkies Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You can clear your browsing history on Amazon. :) Also very helpful when your kids look around on Amazon after you buy Christmas presents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MFG Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 So...do I admit this? My gyn mentioned color loss at my last check up. Apparently it is a post menopausal sign that can be associated with a decrease in natural lubrication. The gyn's recommendation if there was any difficulties due to the situation involved functional, not cosmetic, remedies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The things I learn on the Hive.... :huh: :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrookValley. Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The "customers who viewed this item also viewed..." selections are sorta interesting... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you're close enough to notice the colour, you'd best just be grateful to be there. OBGYNs excepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Oh. My. Gosh. What I want to know is how to bend into such a position to be able to check oneself for genital color loss. Because I can totally see the conversation with a husband. "Dear, can you just take a quick peek downtown to see if I still have a rosy youthful glow?" This thread will be talked about for years! I wonder who gave her a complex about her color. I want what she's taking for flexibility, meh, the color! A mirror. No flexibility needed. (and no, I haven't checked lately) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corraleno Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 My favorite comment: "I want some that will glow in the dark...then it's like an airport runway." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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