go_go_gadget Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 DS to DD last weekend: ''Stop teaching me! I'm trying to learn here.'' That's us, right there. Your turn! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Me to DS: You're so spoiled. DS: But I'm not a brat. And DS's friend the other day at the park: DS's friend's mom: You're a nut. DS's friend: Who came out of YOUR shell. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheres Toto Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 DS: On a crazy scale of 1 to 10, our family is an 11. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "No Seth! Mommy, Seth hitted me!" (as she is hitting him back) One of my older kids talks in parentheticals. She can't make it through a sentence without digressing and changed her tone of voice when she does it. It is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Girls' Mom Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 1. "Dad, please, not the mole joke" 2. "Don't lick me!!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Teach me. Don't Tell me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "Hand me the.....ummmm...You know...the....thing" and "Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom. MOMMMYYYYYY! MOOOOOMMMMMM! uh.......I forgot." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Who needs sentences? I can name that tune in one word:"Oh."This is most often in response to being told how to do something properly. The instructions are rarely new, btw, just the repitition of long standing procedures. For ex: when the little green lights are on on the dishwasher, it is running. If you open the door to add your dirty dishes, it will stop and not start where it left off.I would have been annoyed if my teeneaged ds had done that, but when both dd AND DH did it? I was not happy. :banghead: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Wife Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "What is [DD2] into NOW?" "Ok, [DD1], you watch [DD2] while I clean up the mess she just made." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 me: "Would you please vacuum today." him: "Yeah right" Or in reverse... him: "I'm hungry, what are you cooking me?" me: "Me, cook?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "I need to shower." "I don't have any jeans clean." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooCow Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "What's for dinner?" "Mom! I need a ride to (fill in the blank)" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripley Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "OMG, WTH died in there??!! DO THAT OUTSIDE, man, geez!" :lol: I live with four teenage boys, three who deny their lactose-intolerance despite the rather obvious unpleasant side effects. And a brother in his 20s who still finds humor in farting, and eggs on the boys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommymonster Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Them: "We're going to build a [insert weapon: crossbow, trebuchet, atl atl] today!" Me: "For the love, why can't we build birdhouses like normal people?!?!?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orthodox6 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 And a brother in his 20s who still finds humor in farting, and eggs on the boys That final phrase is too visual for me. Immediately I pictured food fights with eggs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Your family in two sentences Ten years hard labor. Life. Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orthodox6 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Glory be to God for all things! Amen! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyroo Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "Hurry up; stop dawdling!!" "Slow down; stop running around like a maniac in here!!" Wendy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6packofun Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Lately it has been: 1. Sigh 2. Eyeroll They get it from their mother. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "Mom, Sis and I are going to start our own country. Technically you do own this house, but we could take it over by conquest." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scholastica Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "I'm okay! Nothing broke!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milovany Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "I don't think so -- no one told me!" and "Alright, alright, ALRIGHT!" .... both said the way Lindsey Stirling says them in . These have became oft-heard phrases in the family, used in a wide variety of situations. Of course there's always "better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown" but that one doesn't come up quite as much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onceuponatime Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Mom, come here and look at this funny YouTube video about a superhero movie. Can I mow tomorrow instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripley Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 That final phrase is too visual for me. Immediately I pictured food fights with eggs. (You make me realize I should count my blessings it's only air pollution and nothing I have to clean up!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momto10blessings Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Where is your pencil? Where are your shoes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKim Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Have you fed the dogs and cleaned the litter boxes? Hahahahahahaha! Are you ok? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "What's for dinner?" "Tell me the story of a foolish mama who..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joules Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Mama, I have a question?.... Do you know where.....? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahlanne Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 My sisterinlaw came for a visit for the first time and was quoted as describing our life/family as "controlled chaos" I believe she is right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 What's for dinner? Don't hit your brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Ds: How about I mow the front today and the back tomorrow. That way I can go hang out with x friend for an hour. Dd. Your son is such an a$$hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Aaaaaaaaah, why is it so loud, stop making that noise, seriously, you have to be quiet right now before my head explodes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwg Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 What is there to eat or drink? Where is that thing I just had? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne in CA Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Whatever you're having, I want some too. Why do we even HAVE that lever? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Said yesterday. "Mama, my butt itches. I don't think I wiped clean enough." Just what you want your 6 year old to loudly announce while you are fixing dinner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Me: I don't always know when you're joking. Teenaged Son: neither do I, until I get to the end of the joke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyontheFarm Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "You weren't born in a barn, just next to one, go clean that up!" <------- we live on a dairy farm. "Get your nose out of that book and come watch this TV show with the family." <------- I started family retro TV time. The older shows aren't a hit with everyone..... yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 "Who left this here?" "Oldest daughter." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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