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How Much Weight Have You Lost?

 

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephant's heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephant's penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 pounds = an average football lineman

400 pounds = a Welsh pony

 

(I'm happy to have lost the microwave, but I'm aiming for the elephant's penis, at least).

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:hurray::hurray::hurray:

I'm down 36 lbs as of this morning...the equivalent of a mid-sized microwave. :D So I had my husband take this picture. (And that thing was HEAVY)!!

 

Quite a bit more to lose still, of course. But here's a fun "during" pic for you all.

:hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray:

 

Nancy, you're doing great! Congrats!

 

Lisa

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How Much Weight Have You Lost?

 

1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephant's heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephant's penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 pounds = an average football lineman

400 pounds = a Welsh pony

 

(I'm happy to have lost the microwave, but I'm aiming for the elephant's penis, at least).

 

Oh course you are. In what other contest could you possibly be aiming for an elephant's penis? :D

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I'm down 36 lbs as of this morning...the equivalent of a mid-sized microwave. :D So I had my husband take this picture. (And that thing was HEAVY)!!

 

Quite a bit more to lose still, of course. But here's a fun "during" pic for you all.

 

And here's my confession . . .

 

I've lost a two month old horse this year. Giddyup:001_smile:

 

Lisa

 

 

Congratulations to both of you!! Way to go!!

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In the last few years I have gained a cat, both in weight and an actual cat.

 

I wish that was all I had gained over a period of years! That isn't so bad! Just don't let it turn into an elephant's penis or an Irish setter or something and you'll be alright! :D

 

And here's my confession . . .

 

I've lost a two month old horse this year. Giddyup

 

Lisa

 

That's amazing!! Congrats!!!!

 

I've lost a sperm whale's brain (16lbs). I only have a chihuahua (5lbs) to go but my body is being stubborn and I haven't really lost any weight in a month.

 

Congrats on the loss so far! Not sure what weight loss plan you're going with but I find cutting out virtually all carbs to be very effective for me!

 

I have lost a leg!

 

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

 

Congrats on the missing leg! (LOL)

 

I've lost an average 2 year old since this summer....but I have lost 3 average 2 year olds in all

 

Congrats to you Nance...Keep up the good work. YOU ROCK!!!!

 

Faithe

 

That's fantastic! Thank you and congrats on your accomplishments, too!

 

Congrats!!! That's awesome!!

 

And it's nice to put a face with a blog. I read often and you are always the one behind the camera....but it's the same with my own blog too LOL.

 

And the elephant penis totally had me laughing!

 

Thank you. :) I'm pretty much always the one behind the camera...I normally hate having pictures taken of myself, I hate the way I come out in almost all of them and being self-conscious about my weight doesn't help, but the microwave thing was too fun to pass up!

 

congrats.

 

I'm at the Bald Eagle.

 

I have more to lose too

 

Congrats on the Bald Eagle and good luck with your future goals! Feel free to come join us in the weight loss challenge social group if you'd like! It's a great group!

 

Can I have my gold brick, now, please?

 

Congrats on your microwave!

 

Did you lose 77 lbs?? That's amazing! Congrats!!

 

Right on, Nance! Reminds me of that Biggest Loser show where they have to carry around all the weight they've lost. Makes you think!

 

Yeah! I've always loved that part of the show!

 

That's awesome!

 

I have lost a house cat, but I'd like to lose an Irish Setter.

 

Congrats on your loss so far! You can do it! :)

 

 

I so have to reach my goal just to be able to say I lost an elephant penis! LMAO! Sadly I've only lost 10 dz large eggs so far.

 

haha yes I am looking forward to being able to say I've lost an elephant's penis as well. Congrats on the 15 lbs so far though! That's a great start!

 

Congrats to you! I've lost a bald eagle in the past 4 months, and plan to lose another 10 dozen eggs in the next 6 months.

 

Thank you! You are off to a great start! Good luck with the rest of your weight loss goals!

 

Oh course you are. In what other contest could you possibly be aiming for an elephant's penis?

 

haha! Hopefully none!

 

Well that explains everything. It appears that I have losy my brain.

 

:lol:

 

Woot! WTG Nance!

 

I have lost my brain and need to lose my leg too

 

LOL congrats on losing your brain, good luck with the leg!

 

That's great. I almost spit my pop (diet) when I got the to Elephant's penis line.

 

I've only lost the dozen glazed krispy creams so far, but I'm going for somewhere between the human leg and the small bale of hay. I'd settle for the cinder block or microwave though.

 

Congrats on the donuts! Keep on going!

 

You look great! Microwave and all!!!!

 

Thank you very much, and thank you to everyone else for the kind feedback! :)

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:party:Way to go!

 

I've lost a year's worth of cheese (oh Lord, I miss it!) and additionally aim to lose a year's worth of pizza or an average sized 2-year-old.

 

Congrats on the year's worth of cheese! Good luck with the rest of your goal! :)

 

I lost 10 dozen eggs about a year ago and would like to lose a chihuahua on top of that, but wow is that little guy hard to lose. At least the eggs haven't found their way back.

 

And Nance, I am kind of scared of the pic that will be coming when you reach your goal! Don't know how the elephant is going to feel about that.

 

Congrats on your loss so far!

 

And LMAO!!!! :lol::lol::lol: I will spare you, myself, and the elephant that picture, I promise. Maybe I'll pose with an air conditioner when I lost 55 lbs instead lol. If I can manage to hold one up without killing myself. The microwave was bad enough. :glare:

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Congrats on the Bald Eagle and good luck with your future goals! Feel free to come join us in the weight loss challenge social group if you'd like! It's a great group!

 

 

 

! :)

 

Thanks I might just do that.

I got off track a bit in Dec/Jan but just got my meds adjusted so I'm hoping that will help me with getting back on track.

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I read this thread yesterday and can't stop thinking about it today.

 

I'm wondering what kind of picture you'll post for the big 6-0 . . . but I'm trying NOT to imagine!

:lol::lol:

 

 

 

Yes, please refrain from posting those sort of pictures. LOL. ;) Seriously, way to go and a huge congrats. You must feel wonderful.

 

 

In the last three years, I have lost anywhere from a Chihuahua to the amount of chemical additives an American consumes each year... (btw, ten pounds of chemicals in a year, really?) (I do not need to lose any more weight, only stay in shape, whew!)

 

Keep up the good work; you can do it!!!:)

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