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22 minutes ago, Kareni said:

A friend of my daughter has the initials STD. (My daughter is post-college, and STD may not have been an acronym when her friend was born.)

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Kareni

STD has been around since at least the 70s (and probably the 60s).  A lot of parents just don't think about the initials.

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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J u venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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6 hours ago, gardenmom5 said:

That doesn't require a millenial.  Just someone who is observant.  My mother's initials were E. A. T.   I refused to give my daughter the initials S. A. D.

I had a co-worker who loved my name (Becky). She told me hadn't noticed that naming their DD Becky would result in the name Becky Beck until her husband pointed it out.

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10 hours ago, kbutton said:

May be an image of text that says 'When a math teacher cooks TIMER TrueTemp AUTOMATICOVEN AUTOMATIC 360 HR MIN ANING M DOOR LATCH RIGHT TURNOVEN'

True story: A couple of days ago I was preheating my oven to 425. It shows the actual temp as it's preheating. I looked over and saw 359, and my immediate thought was, oh, it's just one degree away from being ready, so I grabbed the pan to put it in the oven. 🤦‍♀️😂

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5 hours ago, gardenmom5 said:

Funny Picture Thread [12]-533647.jpg

I am so guilty . . . .  .

We just put in storage two big moving boxes full of....empty boxes. I know this because I was the one labeling and DH had to admit to me that is what was in them. 

I was not amused. (and this was after he told me that he got rid of a bunch of empty boxes. Obviously, not enough of them!)

I will admit to hating to get rid of the Kiwi Crate boxes - those are really nice. 

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1 hour ago, kbutton said:

May be an image of 1 person and text

Actually, most of these arguments were made back then. I'd say the big difference is masks help other people rather than mostly yourself. Although, your flying body could smash someone I guess.

 

I know, I know it's the joke/meme thread but I can't help but throw that out there.

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