fairfarmhand Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 exists this little gem. My dd told me about it, and yes, it does exist. I'm thinking great gag gift. Perhaps I'll send it to my nephews for Christmas? I am sure their mother would LOVE me. http://www.amazon.com/Sky-Rocket-Prank-Star-Dough/dp/B00FN6U272 It's also got a nice little mold so you can make corn from the yellow dough that they include. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkInTheBlue Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Ok, that's officially crazy. My guys would all love it; even the 18 year old. <eyes rolling> LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsMommy Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Poopsy Pets were my "Now I've seen everything!" moment. I thought I was going to fall over right there in Target! I guess I've just never really gotten poop humor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
displace Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 This will be the second time this week I say: Holy sh!t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyofsixreboot Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 My dd told me about that. Also she mentioned this. I nearly choked on my coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GailV Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 My mind keeps flipping the part that says "Looks Like the Real Thing!" into "Smells Like the Real Thing!" Also, the pole dance doll is just plain disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 My dd told me about that. Also she mentioned this. I nearly choked on my coffee :ohmy: Just no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 My mind keeps flipping the part that says "Looks Like the Real Thing!" into "Smells Like the Real Thing!" Also, the pole dance doll is just plain disturbing. Sooo wrong! What's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 This will be the second time this week I say: Holy sh!t. Twice in a week? I think I average twice in an hour on a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 You might as well make it edible. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/kitty-litter-cake/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 It's almost the season for white elephant gift exchanges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 It sure makes me gag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 But does it FEEL like the real thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 But does it FEEL like the real thing? Shut.up. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemom Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Did you see the farting piano next to the Poo Dough? My dd keeps asking me to buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 :ack2: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 :ack2: :lol: Don't make that face. You know you're hopping in the car to get some as I type! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Just in case you need some recipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storygirl Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Eeewww. Eeeww. And ewwww!!! And yes, my boys would love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Don't make that face. You know you're hopping in the car to get some as I type! No way! My boys would love it, no doubt, but Brotherman is a practical joker and would have more fun than I'm willing to deal with with something like that. I just hope his grandfathers don't see it and decide to give it to him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygal Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I have been tempted to buy it, but I thought it was too expensive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Once I was at the checkout counter of some small store, I can't remember where. And they had these little squishy pig things. I squeezed one, of course, and a giant brown poop came out of it's butt. I was so surprised, I laughed hysterically. When you unsqueezed it, the poop went back in, so endless fun right there. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsrevmeg Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My 13 year old would find that hilarious. He has fake dog poo that he used to hide in places for me to find. After finding it on my pillow one night, I melted some chocolate, squeezed it through a pastry bag in that shape and served it on his breakfast plate. He delighted in making his brothers make this face: :ack2: The pole dancing doll is just wrong. Who would buy that???? Even as a gag gift some things are just not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My dd told me about that. Also she mentioned this. I nearly choked on my coffee Surely that is not real?? Is that satire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You might as well make it edible. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/kitty-litter-cake/ A friend of mine made that & brought it to our Halloween party a few years ago. Lol. No, I could not make myself eat any of it. Ick. (I have cats & I scoop the litter boxes, so no thanks to eating the doppelganger....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Ahhh, the great modern thinkers of the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJ. Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I'll see your Poo Dough and raise you a Princess Pooper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Those are all disturbing! Reminds me of the wind-up Easter chicken that poops out jelly beans. Fabulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I'm not going to add "I poop candy" to my signature...but someone should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemiSweet Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My mind is still recovering from the pole dancing doll, what the heck?! My kids would adore he poop dough, too much mess for me though. Yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I wish I'd come up with some of these ideas (all the way back to pet rocks). I'd never buy any of them, nor want any of them, but I wouldn't mind the profit off those who do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristi26 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My dd told me about that. Also she mentioned this. I nearly choked on my coffee Oh. My. Word. :svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teresa in MO Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 When we were on vacation a couple of weeks ago there was Poo paper plates and napkins at a gift store in Glacier National Park in Montana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisoncooks Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Once I was at the checkout counter of some small store, I can't remember where. And they had these little squishy pig things. I squeezed one, of course, and a giant brown poop came out of it's butt. I was so surprised, I laughed hysterically. When you unsqueezed it, the poop went back in, so endless fun right there. ;) We saw those in the gift shop at the Great Wolf Lodge. It has become part of our annual tradition: go in and squeeze all the forest critters and watch the brown goo poke out their rears. My DDs love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Elf Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 This thread made me google for shocking toys. I think one of the more tasteless ones I saw was a toy airplane suspended between two towers and labeled with 9011. I did see the poop dough at Walmart once. I wondered who on earth would buy that. But then again, my children never went through a potty humor stage, so I just couldn't relate to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tohru Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You might as well make it edible. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/kitty-litter-cake/ (Shudder!) We saw that in a Halloween cookbook once and to this day can not figure out why ANY ONE would think that is funny/cute/amusing/a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tohru Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Just in case you need some recipes. I am still chuckling about this one! Maybe they just got a little confused, that is why they made the poo dough. Goodness, I'm still laughing. Thank you. I'm going to be laughing all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Oh good grief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashfern Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I thought this was going to be about the flasher in an Atlanta area walmart. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 When I worked retail in a mall, I had to check the dressing rooms of my department. It was close to April Fools day and I saw a round poop dropping on the floor. I assumed it was one of those rubber ones as a joke. Nope. It was real. Someone actually pooped in a dressing room - we didn't have any customers with children come through that evening, so I know it was an adult. GROSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Indy saw the poop thing and was grossed out. He said he would totally play with it though. Ick. Both boys got the candy pooping chicken in their Easter baskets, and thought they were hilarious. It always reminds me of the movie HOP, where the rabbit poops jelly beans, and the girl eats them. ACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I can't get past the selling point of "make your own poo!" Uuuummm...don't I do that already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsMommy Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I can't get past the selling point of "make your own poo!" Uuuummm...don't I do that already? I just snorted so loud, my son asked me what was wrong. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I can't get past the selling point of "make your own poo!" Uuuummm...don't I do that already? And then you probably just flush it when you could be packaging it up for sale, using it for your kids to play with, making plates and napkins, etc, etc so they wouldn't have to come up with the imitation stuff... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Indy saw the poop thing and was grossed out. He said he would totally play with it though. Ick. Both boys got the candy pooping chicken in their Easter baskets, and thought they were hilarious. It always reminds me of the movie HOP, where the rabbit poops jelly beans, and the girl eats them. ACK! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I can't get past the selling point of "make your own poo!" Uuuummm...don't I do that already? Really, Quill? Grow up. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Really, Quill? Grow up. ;) Don't do it Quill! I like you just the way you are. Like Mark Darcy liked Bridgette Jones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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