maddykate Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Brazilian Wax Bungee Jumping What's on your list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Both those things make my "never do" list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Hire *that* drama teacher. What a wacko. Go with "reddish" hair dye. Drink grain alcohol, but okay - that was a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in NC Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Have a guest stay more than a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Attempt to climb a six foot wooden fence after consuming a ______(insert measurement) of Segrams 7. Still have the scar where I fell off said fence. Ride a roller coaster that makes you go upside down. Have short hair, it looks like a Q-tip. Smoke. I am the obnoxious ex-smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynyel Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Try to match box colors and then dye my hair. Remember the Little Mermaid? Yep. Have thinning shears taken to my hair. Drink two bottles of Boone's Strawberry Hill... ugh (hmmm or was it only one... *shrug* can't remember! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Not dial 911 when the situation seems to call for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacie Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Hire *that* drama teacher. What a wacko. :smilielol5: Drink two bottles of Boone's Strawberry Hill... ugh (hmmm or was it only one... *shrug* can't remember! :P BTDT...the memory alone still makes my head hurt. :cheers2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Eat scallops Clip my lunatic cat's nails without first wrapping her tightly in a towel Epilady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I sang Karaoke this weekend. Never again. I was actually a really good singer in HS, but not with a karaoke machine. I should have just sung a cappella. Lara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Thinning sheers are............. :glare: I mean really, who came up with that?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Drive the back country byways at Red Rock Canyon, scary stuff..... Glad to have made it out alive.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cents Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I will NEVER EVER make another 3 tier formal wedding cake as long as I live. I enjoy NO STRESS caking and a wedding cake is not that. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Gone Wild Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Eat or cook asparagus....c'mon, you know why! Ditto with the roller coaster thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVA Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Have a dinner party and invite my "nazi in the kitchen" sil. That was a death wish. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 stand on a fire hydrant while saying "I'm the queen of the world" Let's just say pride comes before the fall.... literally. :eek: I still can see stars when I remember it and it was probably almost 30 years ago. Check a wiggles, Teletubbies, Barney or Boobah video out of the library. :blink: Drink vodka that costs $8.00 per gallon. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooblink Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 buy a big house own a boat shave my head smoke sky dive marry sign up to be a "distributor" or "Independent Consultant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalom22 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Do what my dh tells me to do, when it goes against my better judgement.;) ie: light off a burn pile with tall dry grass all around it. :001_huh: Yep, got to visit with the fire marshall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristinaBreece Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 buy a big houseown a boat shave my head smoke sky dive marry sign up to be a "distributor" or "Independent Consultant" :iagree: Not a good gig for me in any way, shape, or form. Ummm.... my list is short: Go camping on a random national park mountain after dark, and after having consumed an inordinate amount of alcohol. I remember calling my mom on the drive up the mountain, so someone would know where we were if we got lost. I remember trying to set up tents by cell phone light. I don't remember where that bruise came from. I don't remember falling asleep in that particular tent... :001_huh: And I remember the lecture from my fraternity advisor the next week. "You are at a Christian school. By your choice. There is no drinking. Not to mention that it violates our charter. And all of the rules aside, there's nothing worse than a sloppy drunk broad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Have a dinner party and invite my "nazi in the kitchen" sil. That was a death wish. Never again. OOOH! You just reminded me of another one! Never offer to cook a brunch. This is the worst imaginable entertaining idea! Pretty much chalked up to me slaving away at eggs in the kitchen while my guests ate in stages. Plus, there wasn't any time to get the rest of the house in order. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Let's just say pride comes before the fall.... literally. :svengo: It hurts for me to even imagine it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooblink Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Thinning sheers are............. :glare: I mean really, who came up with that?!? :lol::lol: I actually got so caught up in the thread subject, that I missed your first post. I can relate! I wrote a humor piece about my experience with a set of clippers I bought, thinking it would be a good idea to save money on grooming. Ha. If you want to read it, I posted it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Do what my dh tells me to do, when it goes against my better judgement.;) ie: light off a burn pile with tall dry grass all around it. :001_huh: Yep, got to visit with the fire marshall. We've been reading Little House on the Prairie. Pa would have cleared that grass first. :D I know someone who burned a big brush pile in his yard. He had to call the fire department when his grass started on fire. His burn pile was only 15-20 feet from the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 :svengo: It hurts for me to even imagine it. I was thinking the same thing!!!! Me? Not a whole lot. I swore up and down I'd never do another marathon after my first one. Now? A month later? I'm considering another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 :lol::lol: I actually got so caught up in the thread subject, that I missed your first post. I can relate! I wrote a humor piece about my experience with a set of clippers I bought, thinking it would be a good idea to save money on grooming. Ha. If you want to read it, I posted it here. Home hair cuts are only for the brave (and those that CAN hide inside for a week or so). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I will never can banana peppers again and then assume because I've warn gloves and washed my hands that I did not have any oils on my fingers then reach for my eyeball to brush away an eyelash. LIVE AND LEARN THE HARD WAY! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Marry that gorgeous Panjabi with the bedroom eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakarimom5 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 there's nothing worse than a sloppy drunk broad." :iagree:I have to commit this to memory!! I have family members to say this too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter's Moon Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I will never can banana peppers again and then assume because I've warn gloves and washed my hands that I did not have any oils on my fingers then reach for my eyeball to brush away an eyelash. LIVE AND LEARN THE HARD WAY! Faith My father is one of those people who will watch as you're making a dumb mistake and THEN tell you as you are dealing with the consequences that what you did was wrong/dangerous/dumb :glare: Banana peppers being one of the dumb mistakes I speak of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyniffrec Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Ropes course. I do not trust complete strangers to catch me. I welcome the label "pessimist". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 stand on a fire hydrant while saying "I'm the queen of the world" :lol: I did something similiar with almost identical results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 They used them on ds and, while I'll admit his hair is a little too thick, he ended up with 'thin' hair, limp baby fine. Perhaps it was due to an overzealous barber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I guess I'll never make a snow angel again. Popped my shoulder out and dh tells me I fought like a rabid cat even after they tried to knock me out to put it back in. Four orderlies?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rootsnwings Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 natural childbirth. :o wasn't all it was cracked up to be, imvho. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Ride Space Mountain. That ship has sailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairytalemama Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 First off---thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to the OP. This thread has made my night. Moving on... Brazilian Wax I will add to that waxing my bikini area myself at home. Oy! Why did I think that was a good idea? Next time I will pay the money to have someone else do it for me. And I remember the lecture from my fraternity advisor the next week. "You are at a Christian school. By your choice. There is no drinking. Not to mention that it violates our charter. And all of the rules aside, there's nothing worse than a sloppy drunk broad." :lol: I will add to the list--- Doing any figure skating move that involves doing more than going forward or backward and knitting (I have the self proclaimed title of "Worst Knitter EVER!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 natural childbirth. :o wasn't all it was cracked up to be, imvho. :blink: Oh yeah! That idea's been through the horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 natural childbirth. :o wasn't all it was cracked up to be, imvho. :blink: See, the first thing that came to my mind was have another epidural. :lol: Natural was 1000x better for me than the after effects of the drugs. I will never again try to take care of my dog's anal gland problem.:ack2: Paying the vet is totally worth it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Carve a boy's name into my arm. Can you say 'teen angst?' Try and cook catfish for DH:ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Gone Wild Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 (edited) See, the first thing that came to my mind was have another epidural. :lol: Natural was 1000x better for me than the after effects of the drugs. I will never again try to take care of my dog's anal gland problem.:ack2: Paying the vet is totally worth it!!! S@#t! You win. That needs to go into the WTM Hall of Fame. Yes, somethings are worth paying for. Edited February 18, 2011 by LG Gone Wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddykate Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 This has been fun! Thank you all for your posts - and you have given me more ideas of things I should be "on the lookout for" to never do :D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 S@#t! You win. :D The really disgusting thing is our vet loves his job and is a total boy! He likes to see which markers he can "hit" when he's doing it. My dds find it gross yet fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I will never again Eat fresh oysters (or not so fresh as the case probably was):ack2: Live in Korea :scared: Have an epidural Live in the frozen wasteland also known as Canada :cool: (no offence intended but way too cold for this Aussie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susankenny Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Smoke cigarettes. Do drugs recreationally. Give birth to a child (can't). Those things came to mind first, although there are probably more. Susan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Drink Gallo wine (do they still make that stuff? I was pledging a sorority) Coach an Odyssey of the Mind Team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re-roof my house myself. Climb a lighthouse. High places with winding stairs and tiny little handrails are not my friend. Eat those cute little red peppers in Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simka2 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 :iagree: Not a good gig for me in any way, shape, or form. Ummm.... my list is short: Go camping on a random national park mountain after dark, and after having consumed an inordinate amount of alcohol. I remember calling my mom on the drive up the mountain, so someone would know where we were if we got lost. I remember trying to set up tents by cell phone light. I don't remember where that bruise came from. I don't remember falling asleep in that particular tent... :001_huh: And I remember the lecture from my fraternity advisor the next week. "You are at a Christian school. By your choice. There is no drinking. Not to mention that it violates our charter. And all of the rules aside, there's nothing worse than a sloppy drunk broad." :smilielol5:This made my night!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I will add to the list---Doing any figure skating move that involves doing more than going forward or backward and knitting (I have the self proclaimed title of "Worst Knitter EVER!") You can knit while skating? I am IMPRESSED! I don't care if you're the worst knitter ever. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 snow ski drive a stick shift eat DURIAN live in Michigan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Gone Wild Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 snow ski drive a stick shift eat DURIAN live in Michigan So was it really as bad as Andrew Zimmerman makes out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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