Chris in VA Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Wasn't sure how to title this--saw it as a status on FB and am ROFL! "If you're in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, here's a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyouaz. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergath Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serene Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 love it! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Wasn't sure how to title this--saw it as a status on FB and am ROFL! "If you're in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, here's a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyouaz. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz!!" :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amydavis Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lang Syne Boardie Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crissy Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Hilarious! (and true) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravinlunachick Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 That's awesome! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silliness7 Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Had to read that outloud to dh. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladydusk Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Had to read that outloud to dh. :lol::lol: Me too :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet Vane Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 I shouldn't laugh at the offensive content, but that was hilarious (and true)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPlaceLikeHome Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: If only every woman would take this advice:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chepyl Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annlaura Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Inna* Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 *snort*:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbemom Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 I saw this a few days ago on FB....I really LOL'd!! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeacefulChaos Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Yeah, it went the rounds on a lot of my friends' statuses :lol: Strangely enough, my mom had it first. And she doesn't even know any of the people (from my church) who began posting it a day later. Funny how fb works... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsrevmeg Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 That is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the4Rs Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 My husband and I died laughing! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisamarie Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 DH and I were just talking last night about my first boyfriend who was still a bit obsessed with me even after DH and I got married (we're all still friends). I tried very kindly to say to DH that there's no way in heck I'd have ever married exbf without sounding...snooty...but really there's just no good way of saying I would never have married a Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lazyaz. I have my standards and while he is a nice guy, he just doesn't meet them.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaichiki Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Had to read that outloud to dh. :lol::lol: Yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyJoy Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 My mom posted this as her FB status and got lots of laughs. Then I called her and gently (I hope) broke the news about the extra meaning behind the "az" ending. As I suspected, she was shocked and promptly removed it. Poor mom :001_smile:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simka2 Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 (edited) Funny! It is even more fun to read aloud to your dh. I got to add some attitude with it! Edited August 20, 2011 by simka2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaichiki Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 My mom posted this as her FB status and got lots of laughs. Then I called her and gently (I hope) broke the news about the extra meaning behind the "az" ending. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Wonderful!!!! Oh so true. Oh you writer/poets come up with biblical advise for my boys :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy2BeautifulGirls Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 I'm taking the iPad downstairs so hubby can read it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live2Ride Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 I just laughed out loud so much that my dog came to me to see what was wrong, lol :lol: So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 This has appeared in my FB newsfeed at least 5 times in the last week and it just never gets old! Sage wisdom for the single ladies out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 The author forgot Whackadoodleaz. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 The author forgot Whackadoodleaz. :lol: Oh, wait, I know him! :lol: No, don't marry him either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 My mom posted this as her FB status and got lots of laughs. Then I called her and gently (I hope) broke the news about the extra meaning behind the "az" ending. As I suspected, she was shocked and promptly removed it. Poor mom :001_smile:. She probably did not read it out loud to herself...:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim in Appalachia Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 too funny! love it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiredmommyof8 Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Too funny!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted August 20, 2011 Author Share Posted August 20, 2011 Whew! I have to admit I was worried this am when I checked in and saw so many replies--hopefully it wasn't too offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 LOVE!!! If it didn't have the play on curse words (which would offend many of my friends) I would totally steal that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_l_e_0..Q_c Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Then I called her and gently (I hope) broke the news about the extra meaning behind the "az" ending. Care to educate me too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Care to educate me too? If you read it out loud the "az" sounds like "a$$" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajudy Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol: So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_l_e_0..Q_c Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 If you read it out loud the "az" sounds like "a$$" I'm still not getting Poaz though... (and to my French ears, az really does not sound like a$$, totallly different to me!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaichiki Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 I'm still not getting Poaz though... (and to my French ears, az really does not sound like a$$, totallly different to me!) Po is slang for poor Try saying it out loud with an American accent. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Po is slang for poor Try saying it out loud with an American accent. ;) And a somewhat rural, Southern accent as well. I hear "po' Xss" at work rather often, as in "I toll him to get his po' Xss a job". Accent on the po. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess in the Burbs Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 that is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothersweets Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Great advice! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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