NanceXToo Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Can you hear the sarcasm? Please tell me I'm not the only one with a 10 year old daughter whose got THIS kind of sense of humor. The assignment: To draw a picture of the Mayflower. She does so, and then brings it to me, and she's got this ridiculous giggle going on before she ever even hands it to me. "What's so funny?" I ask, taking the picture from her. "You'll see," she says, cracking up. I look at the picture. She points and cries out: "LOOK! IT'S THE POOP DECK!" and she goes into a hysterical fit of laughter. See picture, attached. Lovely! Should I include it in her end-of-the-year portfolio? Would the superintendent appreciate it....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Dang, that's my kinda kid. I like the seasick guy too. You should see some of the pics my boys drew at that age. I'd have her label it and send it in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathleen in VA Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Very creative.:D (And no, you're not alone.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna in Texas Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :lol: I have one of those daughters. I blame it on her father. It's the reason she can never go to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: This is something like ds would do . . . if he could draw. Cinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snickerdoodle Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Oh my. I think she and my son would get along just marvelously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraGB Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :smilielol5: (Does she know you shared that with us? :lol:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 lololol....sorry, I laughed. And the guy barfing out the window. It's the age. I have many, many pictures like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holdoll Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :lol: I think it's hysterical! My kids at that age roared at anything that had to do with the human body and noises or smells. In fact, youngest dd still does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :lol::lol: That's hilarous! And something my dd would do too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Well you know, you're on a ship, where DO you go? I had to edit "poop deck" from our readings as it would send ds into fits of laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 LOVE it. What's going on with the guy next to the puker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpsings Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Apparently so, since my 10yo dd is rolling on the floor right now. The kids will be giggling about that picture still when daddy gets home tonight, so...thanks. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooblink Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :D She'd get along great with my boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I think you should frame it. I've got one framed that would give Stephen King nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Laurie Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 She's hilarious! My kids have that same sense of humor- all of them. You definitely have to save that, it'll be a fun memory later! ETA: I just showed it to my 9 yr old and he laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 LOL...wow, thanks for all of the comments, glad it was so entertaining (and glad I'm not alone haha). I'd have her label it and send it in! Maybe I will! It's very tempting to do so, actually lol- I'll have to think about that one. I only submit 3-5 samples per subject usually. So it wouldn't be overlooked haha. :smilielol5: (Does she know you shared that with us? :lol:) heh... no. Well you know, you're on a ship, where DO you go? I had to edit "poop deck" from our readings as it would send ds into fits of laughter. Yep, that's exactly what it did when we first started reading "...If You Sailed On The Mayflower In 1620" and the first page was a picture of the boat with all the areas labeled. Oh and when we're reading stuff for SOTW and I use that "other word" for donkey? Fits of laughter! And when we read "Where Do You Think You're Going, Christopher Columbus?" and there was a picture of some of the natives' butts? Fits of laughter! LOVE it. What's going on with the guy next to the puker? She said he is taking a nap. I was afraid she was going to say "oh, he died." But no, he's just sleeping. The other guy on the other side of him is reading. And the pooper? He's reading the bible, she tells me. Apparently so, since my 10yo dd is rolling on the floor right now. The kids will be giggling about that picture still when daddy gets home tonight, so...thanks. :lol: LOL you're welcome! haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silliness7 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Well I don't know about the superintendent by I sure got a good laugh.:lol: My kids are goofy that way too. My 3yog brought me a plastic dinosaur and said "look this dinosaur has a butt." I asked if we could call it a bottom. She was quite agreeable. The she said "this dinosaur has a bottom on its butt" :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtneyChn Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 My girls would love that! They definitely have that kind of sense of humor. That's why it took so long for us to get through Voyage of the Dawn Treader. My five year old made just the loveliest drawing of a Celtic warrior, fully nude of course, and anatomically correct! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indygirl Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I just showed my aspie ds8. He said real serious like "so that's why they call it a poop deck?":001_huh:. That drawing is too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Another one that wants you to know, I laughed and it's normal ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: No,m you're not the only one. My boys did stuff like this All The Time. Just yesterday I threw away dd's English assignment and had her redo it. Why? Too many times poop or pee were in her writing and I told her No More. So yesterday was the first time I threw it out. I did giggle privately, though, but she doesn't know that. She would be VERY impressed by your dd's picture. :lol: I'm so glad we all have a great sense of humor. I can't imagine life without one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsrevmeg Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 She and my almost 10 year old would get along marvelously! He loves all things bodily related. My seven year old would probably like it, too. He wanted to look at what the cat threw up today and then told his brothers all about it. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Well you know, you're on a ship, where DO you go? Actually the picture is more accurate than you might think! I just finished reading a book about Captain Cook, and they had planks with holes sticking out off the sides of the boat. That's where you went: lots and lots of fresh air, hopefully blowing AWAY from the boat during all those times that... I will stop while I'm ahead here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny_Weatherwax Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I laughed so hard I accidently hit the mouse button and closed the internet. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 Well I don't know about the superintendent by I sure got a good laugh.:lol: My kids are goofy that way too. My 3yog brought me a plastic dinosaur and said "look this dinosaur has a butt." I asked if we could call it a bottom. She was quite agreeable. The she said "this dinosaur has a bottom on its butt" :glare: I just showed my aspie ds8. He said real serious like "so that's why they call it a poop deck?":001_huh:. That drawing is too funny! LOL....those made me laugh! Actually the picture is more accurate than you might think! I just finished reading a book about Captain Cook, and they had planks with holes sticking out off the sides of the boat. That's where you went: lots and lots of fresh air, hopefully blowing AWAY from the boat during all those times that... I will stop while I'm ahead here. I can honestly say I'd never thought about it before! lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I laughed so hard I accidently hit the mouse button and closed the internet. :lol: :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 I laughed so hard I accidently hit the mouse button and closed the internet. :lol: :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2jjka Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 LOL. My son pulls the same stuff. He was asked to write a cinquain for poetry this week and he wrote one about flatulence. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JenniferB Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I'll share my daughter's lovely narration page from today. The subject, Roman builders. I think the picture tells the story quite well, that is before the Romans built their infrastructure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I LOVE it!:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree House Academy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I have a drawer full of pictures like that (two boys!!!!). ROFL. I had to laugh. It is the age! I had to show it to my 7 and 11 year olds...they are still giggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobela Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 My ds is 10 and that humor is right up his alley. If the superintendent would be keeping this, don't give it up. You can use this in the future for blackmail :lol::D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 that is absolutely hilarious!! (I don't think my son would ever draw anything like that for fear of consequences - but it is funny). No, I wouldn't include it in the portfolio. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 Jennifer- LOL I love your daughter's picture, too! Too funny! Dobela, hehe no the superintendent doesn't keep anything I give him. He holds onto it for the summer while he looks everything over, and then I get it back right around the time school starts. Still, I never give him originals anyway, I make copies of the things I want to include in the portfolio and submit those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 :lol: Just yesterday my ds's were drawing their memories of the Rhino we saw at the zoo. He dropped the BIGGEST "load" I have ever seen, and then proceeded to kick it behind him with his large (smelly) feet.:ack2: I wish I had a working scanner b/c I was quite proud of the artistry...very realistic drawings coming from a 7yo and a 4yo.:lol: They would love your dd's drawing!:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanier.1765 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Oh my word, I busted out laughing like crazy over that. I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom26 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Can you hear the sarcasm? Please tell me I'm not the only one with a 10 year old daughter whose got THIS kind of sense of humor. The assignment: To draw a picture of the Mayflower. She does so, and then brings it to me, and she's got this ridiculous giggle going on before she ever even hands it to me. "What's so funny?" I ask, taking the picture from her. "You'll see," she says, cracking up. I look at the picture. She points and cries out: "LOOK! IT'S THE POOP DECK!" and she goes into a hysterical fit of laughter. See picture, attached. Lovely! Should I include it in her end-of-the-year portfolio? Would the superintendent appreciate it....? I laughed out loud...so funny!!! She gets an A+ for creativity!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanier.1765 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'll share my daughter's lovely narration page from today. The subject, Roman builders. I think the picture tells the story quite well, that is before the Romans built their infrastructure. I just showed both to my 14 yo ds and he said, "What's wrong with kids these days?" Only made me laugh all the harder. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'll share my daughter's lovely narration page from today. The subject, Roman builders. I think the picture tells the story quite well, that is before the Romans built their infrastructure. :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Wow! That's all I can say! Wow! Your kids would fit in great in my family. My kids' favorite topics of conversation are anything to do with bodily functions or underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cindie2dds Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 :lol: Thanks for sharing! I know my youngest is going to be just the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 I just showed both to my 14 yo ds and he said, "What's wrong with kids these days?" Only made me laugh all the harder. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Love it! I always thought only my kids did that. You should see some of the sentences they write for their "Rotten Staff" grammar work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forget-Me-Not Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 DH and I got a good laugh out of both of those! Now I'm tempted to scan in the recent portrait DD5 drew of me. Apparently I'm shaped like a butternut squash with a belly button and *very* perky breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.m Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 The sea sick one cracks me up!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 This is fantastic! I'll be showing it to my 7yo DS in the morning (he'll absolutely love it)... :D P.S.: Loved the guy barfing out the lower window - nice touch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Dang, that's my kinda kid. I like the seasick guy too. You should see some of the pics my boys drew at that age. I'd have her label it and send it in! :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaffodilDreams Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 That's too funny!! And you really need to keep this forever and pull it out when she has kids!!!!!! : ) : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapbookbuzz Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I think my 12yo daughter AND my 6yo son would think of something like that! You're not alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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