Snickerdoodle Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The other day I was trying to get my son to clean his room and I yelled out, "C'mon and clean your room! You'd better not be over there reading!!!" :001_huh: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "take that cheese off your forehead and eat your lunch." :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Stop trying to kiss your sister!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH Kim Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "I don't ever want to hear 'she stole my toe lint' ever again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise1mds Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ROFL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMCassandra Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "No, you may NOT have more broccoli until after you finish your pizza!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Rittenhouse Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 To my son, who hates to shop for clothes, "Come on dear, I'll buy you anything you want." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "No, you may not sweep the kitchen again." "Stop reading and ____________________." is a perennial favorite here, also... "Aren't you ever going to spend any of your money?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Something smells... come over here so I can check your pants" and the always weird "Stop reading and ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3lilreds in NC Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "We never, EVER stand on our sister!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegularMom Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "If you don't hurry up and finish that candy bar, I'm taking that book away from you for the rest of the day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Yes dear, I'll buy you a flashlight so you can read under the covers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddhabelly Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Me: "May I have one of your tootsie rolls?" Son (looking at the clock): "Nope, too close to lunchtime." :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIN Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "No, you may not play with your brother. You need time away from each other!" That's one I never thought I'd need to say. :) Homeschooling changes some things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessedfamily Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'll have to go with "Stop reading and __________" too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Last week, "Would you just get up and go walk around the house five times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Aren't you ever going to spend any of your money?" I asked DS3 this a couple of days ago. He has spent his money on something only once and that was his 1/4 share of a Game Cube, when those had been out for awhile and Santa was not forthcoming. Oh, and he chips in for his share of the Christmas gifts the kids give. He does have to pay for his subscription to Bill James Online, starting now, which is $3 a month. He wasn't happy to hear that. It feels strange to ask a kid why he isn't spending money, when the other kids spend it practically the minute they get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaik76 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "No hanging over my head while I read!" "Don't sit on your brother's face." "Go jump on the bed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saw Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "Put your udder on." Said by my friend to his son, who was dressed in a cow suit for an event last weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellifera Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Well, something I never thought I'd hear from 13yo ds: Can we pleeeease watch Midsummer Night's Dream today? We did.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragons in the flower bed Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "There's no candy in the baby's head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree House Academy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Something I never thought I would have to say??? "Stop using potty words to talk about your brother." (the little one is fascinated with pee, poop, butts, UGH!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalizer Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 While standing in the kitchen hearing a lot of bumping noises coming from upstairs: Me: "Clair! What are you doing?" Clair: "Nothing!" Me: "Well, STOP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanestMomInMidwest Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 If you sleep with your sister, I'll give you a dollar in the morning..... The boys share a room and dd always wants one of them to have a "sleepover" on the little couch in her room. If one of them complies, I get my bed all to myself for the night.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyCrazyMama Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 "No, you may NOT have more broccoli until after you finish your pizza!" We one time said similar to the above, "No, you may not have more salad until you eat more of your pizza." This thread has me ROTFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyof4ks Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I have to agree with the 'Stop reading and _______', and 'No more fruit until you eat your pizza'. Of course there was 'Stop drawing on your brother's bald head.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I have had several variations of "stop reading and..." around here, the most recent was "You better be actually using in that bathroom and not reading again" said to my 5 yr old who disappeared into the bathroom for 20 minutes. "Go give your sister a bath" is something I never thought I would have to say, but after my 10yr old got the briliant idea to give her his yogurt right after I had bathed and got her ready for bed that is exactly what I told him to do. "We do not wash our hair with_____" also is one that I have said often as the kids were toddlers and at the stage of rubbing everything in their hair, the blank has been filled with soup, beans, yogurt, ice cream, chili etc. I swear I give my toddlers 3-4 baths a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peek a Boo Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Stop trying to kiss your sister!" close one here: "Stop licking your brother." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plucky Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Mine was, "Are you hurt? You're bleeding? Oh, poo, you're not bleeding enough." She really wants to type her blood but is too scared to get her finger pricked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaSheep Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Oh there've been ever so many, but the most surreal one has to be, "Take that fork out of your bottom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Pull your brother's hair and pull it *hard*" 2yods was yanking on his sister's long hair and would not stop. He thought her reactions were funny! :) So I told her... "Next time, pull his hair and pull it hard!" That was the very last time he ever pulled anyone's hair.:001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumbledeb Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Oh there've been ever so many, but the most surreal one has to be, "Take that fork out of your bottom!" :lol: Once when I was pregnant with one of the later ones (I forget now... it all melds into one after a while), I got cramp in my leg just as I was dishing up supper. I was squealing, "Do something!" and dh jabbed me in the ... upper thigh region ... with his fork. It did take my mind of the cramp - I laughed so hard. The boys were all little at the time and any time I was in pain after that for any reason, one of them would suggest, "Fork bum?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonia Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 "Stop licking your brother." :D Ditto. I'm always telling dd "Stop pretending you are a cat." (because she licks everyone) The newest one - "No, you cannot jump on the bed with a geoboard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 To younger dd, "No, I won't bring you a magnifying glass while you're in the bathroom!" (She had requested one....):tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutor Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Don't rake the cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvbnhome Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Stop hitting your brother in the face with your hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cin Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I told DH yesterday... I just ordered some owl poop for you and the girls. (to disect, of course!) The look I got from him made me realize what I had said. It just seemed so....normal until then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Darcy Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "No, you may not read in the shower." "Can you please stop reading in the bathroom, other people need to use it" "No you can't go read in the back of your Dad's truck, it's raining." "But I'll take an umbrella." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyGirl Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Recently my sister told my 14 yo niece: "Put your gun down and go do your school work!" They have been shooting squirrels out the window because of an infestation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "No one is this house is allowed to do anyone elses chores." This is actually a problem here. I have a house full of hormonal girls and for some reason if they find out someone else has done their chores, they will bust out in tears. I am not exactly sure why but I have had to repeatedly stop my dh from helping (read: doing it for) them. "No, I am not buying anymore fruits and vegetables this week. Eat something else." Also the ever famous: Stop reading and . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Said five minutes ago. . . "Will you please pick your armor off the kitchen floor?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "Do not toot at your brother's cake!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaik76 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I came back to this thread because I really needed to laugh today!:lol: I wish I could remember some more of the ones I've said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Hedgehog Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 nm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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