sheryl Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Today while my dd and I were taking her friend home after co-op, I read this bumper sticker on the car in front of me. I think this is so funny and would like to hear your phrases/sayings. Clean please. :) BTW, there is some truth to this saying. Think about it. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara in Colo Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 This isn't a bumper sticker, but it is on my whiteboard "My math book has problems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I saw a pretty nerdy one this afternoon: Tailgate me and roll for damage. One of my favorites that I saw a year or two ago: Ask your doctor if medical advice from a TV commercial is right for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrganicAnn Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I thought the bumper sticker that said "Lord, protect me from your followers." was funny. What I hate is those vanity license plates where it takes you 5 minutes to figure out what it says M4AG8Y ETA: I'm for a great Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuPanda Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I've seen the one that says "Everything sounds profound in Latin" . . . but written in Latin, around town. I also giggle when I see Star Fleet Academy on the back window where your university sticker goes. Yes, my town is inhabited by geeks. I want to get the one that says "Bellydancer on board. That weird music is coming from this car." I've gotten more than a few double-takes at red lights because of my music. I can't decide between that one and "Caution, I dance with swords." I saw one the other day that said LYSIFER. I just figured that Lucifer's cousin was a software engineer and worked around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 I thought the bumper sticker that said "Lord, protect me from your followers." was funny. What I hate is those vanity license plates where it takes you 5 minutes to figure out what it says M4AG8Y I'm liking the M4AG8Y - that's funny. I just figured it out: I'm for Aggie (team)!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 I've seen the one that says "Everything sounds profound in Latin" . . . but written in Latin, around town. I also giggle when I see Star Fleet Academy on the back window where your university sticker goes. Yes, my town is inhabited by geeks. I want to get the one that says "Bellydancer on board. That weird music is coming from this car." I've gotten more than a few double-takes at red lights because of my music. I can't decide between that one and "Caution, I dance with swords." I saw one the other day that said LYSIFER. I just figured that Lucifer's cousin was a software engineer and worked around here. Yes, I also think that's what it is!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I can't be overdrawn. I still have checks left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NancyNellen Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 The funniest one I've ever seen said, "What if the hokey-pokey is REALLY what it's all about?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 PETA People Eating Tasty Animals What if the hokey pokey is what its all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 The funniest one I've ever seen said, "What if the hokey-pokey is REALLY what it's all about?" You beat me to it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nukeswife Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 It's not a bumper sticker but I have a sign hanging in my kitchen that says "If aliens are smart enough to travel through space why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?" I have a vanity plate that is for homeschoolers in our state and is says- TCHNR3 usually it's pretty easy for people to figure out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawz4me Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 The funniest bumper sticker I've seen recently -- "This car is so dirty that when it rains it makes its own gravy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I used to have one that read, "Life is a Beach" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faithr Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My favorite bumpersticker: If I lived in my car I'd be home by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 "My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student." And on the back of a marathon runner's T-shirt "50, overweight, diabetic and ahead of you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Don't blame me. I voted for Ded Bob. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 What if the hokey pokey is what its all about? Hey, that is a Buffett song from 2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigs Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 The Lottery, a tax on people who are bad at math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jann in TX Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My daughter has one: I have no idea where I'm going Fits her perfectly! As a teen in the early 80's my dream car was a white VW Rabbit convertible with vanity plate: IML8 I ended up with an old VW bug with plate: BUGSBY (that is what I named my car). DH had a Mustang convertible with plate: Droptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 It's not a bumper sticker but I have a sign hanging in my kitchen that says "If aliens are smart enough to travel through space why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?" I have a vanity plate that is for homeschoolers in our state and is says- TCHNR3 usually it's pretty easy for people to figure out. Going out on a limb here - teaching our 3! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 "My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student." And on the back of a marathon runner's T-shirt "50, overweight, diabetic and ahead of you." funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nukeswife Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Going out on a limb here - teaching our 3! :) Yes, I said it was easy to figure out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 Don't blame me. I voted for Ded Bob. :D what am I missing on this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 My daughter has one: I have no idea where I'm going Fits her perfectly! As a teen in the early 80's my dream car was a white VW Rabbit convertible with vanity plate: IML8 I ended up with an old VW bug with plate: BUGSBY (that is what I named my car). DH had a Mustang convertible with plate: Droptop I'm late....I like to figure those out when I see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwg Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Yes, I said it was easy to figure out. Prob shouldn't admit this, but I was thinking you meant you really wanted to focus on the 3 "r"s reading, writing, and arithmetic LOL. Hey, I am tired today! Also, I am a dork :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuPanda Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Near DC we see a LOT of the "Taxation without Representation" bumper sticker. I've also seen "Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Near DC we see a LOT of the "Taxation without Representation" bumper sticker. I've also seen "Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket?" President Clinton had "Taxation without Representation" plates on the limo when he was president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I've seen this one around. My favorites are actually political ones but I'll be good and refrain from posting them... ;) ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 This isn't a bumper sticker but I love it... If a robber broke into my house searching for money...first I would laugh....then I would help him search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northwoodsmama Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My favorite one up here in the northwoods of Wisconsin is "If you're against logging try using plastic toilet paper." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 Oh, I get the humor! My dh is originally from WI (lower state). That's probably b/c one is HQ'd there, right! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 "No one cares about your stick family". Made me LOL! Saw another one that I want. It was a zombie family and it said "my zombie family ate your stick family". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My two favorites which avoid politics: On the back of a minivan: "Minivans are tangible evidence of evil." On a sticker with Uncle Sam wants you to join the army style art: "only YOU can stop narcissism!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 "No one cares about your stick family". Made me LOL! Saw another one that I want. It was a zombie family and it said "my zombie family ate your stick family". I saw zombie style family member stickers like those stick ones yesterday on a CRV. Little row with a zombie mom and 2 zombie kids and 2 zombie dogs. Kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljenn Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Not a bumper sticker, but one that my family has taken as our theme: "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." Thank you, Sheldon Cooper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 Thanks everyone. These are entertaining. Honestly, I was chuckling today when I saw that bumper sticker. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheryl Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 Thanks everyone. These are entertaining. Honestly, I was chuckling today when I saw that bumper sticker. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I can't find a picture of it online, but I used to have one that said "Everything I need to know I learned from reading banned books." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommie_Jen Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Bumper stickers aren't really popular around here, either that or I don't get out of the house much. My current favorite funny line is "I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I saw this on a comic strip - "He doesn't have issues. He's got a full subscription!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
readinmom Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Not a slam on anyone, but I once saw this driving home: All men are idiots, and I married their king I had to take a picture for friend who was going through a divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I don't have a bumper sticker, but when I was in college, I used to wear a couple of buttons: "Why be Normal" and "Pobody's Nerfect." I have a vanity plate. I've had it forever and every time I renew, I just can't bear to give it up (even though I have to pay a lot more annually for the registration). It's "F8THINU." Kind of open ended if you think about it. Most people like it once they figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Oh, and I enjoy trying to decipher vanity plates, especially if they mean something beyond "RaynSue." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My mom used to have a sign up in her office that said "The Beatings will Continue until Morale Improves." It was apt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda's Mommy Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 License plate on a mini van, PB4UGO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamzanne Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Best bumper sticker I've ever seen: Fat people are harder to kidnap. (I can say I like it because I am fat!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 My mom used to have a sign up in her office that said "The Beatings will Continue until Morale Improves." It was apt. I have a T-shirt that says this. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandragood1 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 There is a great old Saab that I see around town. It's plate says "SLAAB." Most appropriate, " Welcome to Northern Virgina, expect delays." Scariest, " My baby daddy is prisoner of the week at xxxx prison." !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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