Eos Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) If you have bought a half a cow You're going to want some barbeque sauce. When you open the jar near your white blouse It will probably get spattered with the sauce. When you reach for a towel to wipe it off You'll see the laundry pile that hasn't been folded yet. When you fold the laundry pile You might find the missing sock your hubby was looking for. When you give it your hubby He's probably going to ask you what's for dinner. And when you tell him it's BBQ beef on a bun He's going to ask you where is the half a cow you bought. - with apologies to Laura Numeroff - Edited February 10, 2023 by Eos 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Do you tip movers? No, but I do tip shakers. Regards, Kareni 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 Spotted together on the chat board: Gift idea needed. Knee Replacement? 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 What do you eat with jambalaya? Peanutbutterbalaya. Regards, Kareni 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausmumof3 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Has Anyone Here Tried fresh/raw/alternative Cat Food? Hmm no, I haven’t tried any cat food… 2 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 General female gift I have plenty of suggestions for Private male gift and Sergeant unisex gift. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 What to serve as a side dish? Revenge. Be aware that it's best served cold. Regards, Kareni 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 30 minutes ago, Kareni said: What to serve as a side dish? Revenge. Be aware that it's best served cold. Regards, Kareni I love dishes that are meant to be prepared ahead of time! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraClark Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Hive shoppers-help me find a shoe Have you checked the side of the highway? Or maybe on the telephone wires? 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eos Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 123 years old on April 17 Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over 100... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Make up questions for the over 50 crowd Here's a list so you need not make up any. Regards, Kareni 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Anyone want to guess what I am doing in my freezer? Netflix and chill?! Regards, Kareni 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 How to change your outlook I suggest contacting Microsoft. Regards, Kareni 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 WWYD if you were ds26 Be surprised. As I'm a woman (ahem) a few years older, I'd be VERY surprised! Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraClark Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Washing Machine in Kitchen I like to wash my machines outside-they are usually a little greasy and oily. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eos Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Do you have a no bake dessert you wouldn't mind sharing I have some chocolate mousse in the fridge and a tank full of gas, where do you live? 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 funny, funny, funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 This is just nuts Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Just a vent. Feel free to add your own. Here you go ~ Regards, Kareni 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 May gardens So do my husband and several friends. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Blue Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 @Kareni, can’t you come up with something about @Terabith’s Poor Unfortunate Pants? 😂😂😂😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 6 hours ago, Indigo Blue said: @Kareni, can’t you come up with something about @Terabith’s Poor Unfortunate Pants? 😂😂😂😂 Hmm. If The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants has a child with A Series of Unfortunate Events, they might get @Terabith's unfortunate pants situation. Regards, Kareni 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Blue Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 36 minutes ago, Kareni said: Hmm. If The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants has a child with A Series of Unfortunate Events, they might get @Terabith's unfortunate pants situation. Regards, Kareni 🤣🤣🤣You’re good!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidlit Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "For those who can--liquid pectin shortage" For those who can't--who cares? 🤣 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 In ground pool, what do you have? Water primarily and some chlorine compound. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Amazon question The Nile, the Mississippi, and the Rhine must have all the answers. Regards, Kareni 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Book recommendation for Harriet Tubman I don't think Harriet is doing much reading these days. Regards, Kareni 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 I hate feeling like a Karen. Carrie is close enough. How do you think I feel? Regards, K*A*R*E*N*I 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Kitchen Sinks I hope it will rise again! Regards, Kareni 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 Drain flies - Help! First sinking kitchens and now flying drains...life is definitely getting exciting! Regards, Kareni 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 Shedding commiseration? I wouldn't. If you can't commiserate, you might seem callous. Regards, Kareni 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Kareni said: Drain flies - Help! First sinking kitchens and now flying drains...life is definitely getting exciting! Regards, Kareni See, I thought that the flies were supposed to be drained of blood. I don't have advice for that though. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Thoughts on apple watches Better'n a tornado watch, I guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Keeping the bowls moving when you leave for work early This person seems to have a system, but it looks challenging! Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Sugar in salsa Molasses in merengue Honey in hip hop Dates in disco Dancing can be naturally sweet! Regards, Kareni 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 The monolith is moving! ........EARTHQUAKE!........ Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Looking for peanut gallery opinion Here you go. Or perhaps you'd prefer this one. Regards, Kareni 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Toddler Help Are you sure you don't want grown-up help? Unless you're dumping out containers or creating a mural two feet off the ground, those of us at a more advanced stage may be able to offer more useful assistance. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 Is anyone intermittent fasting? Personally, I am slowing rather consistently. Regards, Kareni 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Resume assistance, please? I don't think we've stopped. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 Frying pans I'd rather fry eggs or fish, but do what you wish. Regards, Kareni 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Android watches I'd watch it in return. Who knows what a spying android might do next. Regards, Kareni 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Baking experts It is not recommended (and is likely illegal) to bake any experts. Please reconsider. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eos Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 New product shout-out I prefer quiet things, especially when they're new. When my stuff shouts at me I make it stand in the corner. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Do you like to wear oversized men’s hoodies? Hmm, what is an oversized man? Is this a pejorative description? Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eos Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Help, fleas Please help me get these cats in line. I promise to never bomb the house again if you guys will just give me a hand here. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Difficult people ... Yes? Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 What to do with this pot? ...uh, ... smoke it? Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Kareni said: What to do with this pot? ...uh, ... smoke it? Regards, Kareni That was my first thought when I saw the thread title too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eos Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 (edited) Shopping cart behavior There are many levels of training to curb undesirable shopping cart behaviors. Once your cart has mastered basic obedience you can move on to remote command training. Don't let bad cart behavior ruin your week, call today to make an appointment for training! Edited November 11, 2023 by Eos 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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