swellmomma Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 found out you had been transformed into a man, what would you do first (after screaming WTH of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Girls' Mom Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Pee standing up :lol: Well...since the bathroom is the first place I head anyway....wait...if I'm a man that may mean my bladder is suddenly bigger than a pea. In that case it will be to NOT head for the toilet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanvan Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Put away all the dishes exactly where they belong and hug my wife. I might even be thinking about trying some tea. :blushing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kb44 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Explore myself...I want to know how they (men) work/feel. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Explore myself...I want to know how they (men) work/feel. :lol: Yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laundrycrisis Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I hope if I woke up as a man, I would be taller than I am as a woman. I would enjoy reaching all the things I currently have to stand on a chair to get. I think I would also play golf or at least go to the driving range. With my husband's driver. I wonder how far I could hit the ball if I was a man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catz Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I would immediately stop multitasking and become very singularly focused. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnylady303 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Explore myself...I want to know how they (men) work/feel. :lol: :iagree: And you said that very delicately. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frugalmama Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Explore myself...I want to know how they (men) work/feel. :lol: :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Buy a kilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Probably fart and scratch myself.... Well, you asked..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dory Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 This was like my biggest wish when I was younger! Explore myself...I want to know how they (men) work/feel. :lol: This:D Buy a kilt. Then this:lol: then maybe I would just enjoy not making supper, cleaning the house, weeding the garden, or any of those other things that the guys around here have deemed 'for girls'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmom2011 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Probably fart and scratch myself.... Well, you asked..... :lol::lol::lol: I would jump for joy at the thought of NO MORE PERIODS, and know what it feels like to get through a month without the hormonal ups and downs of womanhood. I often wonder how long a man could last dealing with all we women do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 quit shaving my legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laundrycrisis Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Probably fart and scratch myself.... Well, you asked..... quit shaving my legs. These don't require being a man...I'm just sayin :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I'd start eating for a hobby and stop coloring my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestof3 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Finally understand how odd they are. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyx4 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 walk around without a shirt :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsabelC Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I would sing a lot. There are so many songs that just don't work as well with a female voice, even when you're a tenorette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestof3 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Oh, then I'd probably want s*x. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergath Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I would find the nearest Cinnabon and eat everything in the store, then laugh when I actually LOST weight. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannqn Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Play with it. Have teA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momacacia Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Scream my head off, beg God to put me back the way I was, and quick go back to sleep hoping I'd wake from the nightmare. I just really like being a girl.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Am I dh? Is he me? Hm, that would be weird. We'd have to do each other's hair. I guess I would want to have teA? That would be weird with me though. Am I a random guy and I temporarily don't have to worry about it? I would then go to work, and then both of our brains would explode as we tried to do each other's jobs. I over think these threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergath Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Am I dh? Is he me? Hm, that would be weird. We'd have to do each other's hair. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 found out you had been transformed into a man, what would you do first (after screaming WTH of course) Tell my husband he was going to have to reach a new height of bravery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Tell my husband he was going to have to reach a new height of bravery. And then impregnate him? That would be so mean.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Change. I would realize that women always really WERE right. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabetika Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Play with it. Have teA. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Probably fart and scratch myself.... Well, you asked..... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I would find the nearest Cinnabon and eat everything in the store, then laugh when I actually LOST weight. :glare: HAHAHA!!!! SOOOOOOO unfair.:glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) Who thinks of these questions? lol Edited August 24, 2012 by LibraryLover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freerange Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Are we talking about waking up in a male version of my body, or swapping with my DH? That could be ....interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delirium Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Definitely pee standing up. then go out and about behaving no differently than I do now and see if there is a difference in how I'm treated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 This thread has me cracking up, especially in contrast to the "proud of your husband" thread. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsabelC Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Definitely pee standing up. then go out and about behaving no differently than I do now and see if there is a difference in how I'm treated. That would be interesting. I'd like to do that being a different body size/shape or a different skin color as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarreymere Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I'd look over at who was sleeping next to me.........did dh and I swap or is he going to be very, very surprised when the alarm goes off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Scream my head off, beg God to put me back the way I was, and quick go back to sleep hoping I'd wake from the nightmare. I just really like being a girl.;) :iagree:This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILiveInFlipFlops Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: This thread is making me laugh so hard the kids came running to see what was funny. Unfortunately for them, I can't even tell them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paige Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 then go out and about behaving no differently than I do now and see if there is a difference in how I'm treated. This was my first thought! I'd love to go place where I normally go and see if I am treated differently and in what way. I'm a petite female and I think I usually am treated nicer and more gently than others, but nobody listens to me. I would love to test my theory that as a man my words would be more respected but I would not be treated as nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Oh, then I'd probably want s*x. :lol: :iagree: Yeah, this. I'm so curious. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) Have teA. With whom? :D First thing on my agenda would be to scare my husband for fun. Then I'd wonder how I could switch back to being female. Edited August 24, 2012 by RoughCollie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I'd have some tea, or brew some all alone. Then i would spend the day making sure ds understands that females are not to be touched, and that his sister IS a female! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Pee standing up, then flex in the mirror. Wait, isn't that what they do anyway? :D Amusingly, this topic came up a while back when I was in a bar with a bunch of guys. They said, nearly unanimously 'If I woke up as a woman, I think I'd spend 3 hours standing in the bathroom looking in the mirror jiggling my chest.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 And then impregnate him? That would be so mean.;) I was thinking more along the lines of learning to viewed as a homosexual. How many of us have husbands who would "stand by their man" in that situation? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Well firstly, I would be pissed off. I like myself quite a lot as is and would still identify as female. Then, I would start a blog on how people treat me differently that would blow up and I would get a killer book deal. I'd better at least get a book for my trouble, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I'd be really curious as to how a man experiences sex too, but I highly doubt my dh would be willing to take one for the team to satisfy my curiosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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