fairfarmhand Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 what a mother experiences when she walks into the bathroom and finds her 3 year old blowing bubbles in the toilet bowl (that he'd just pottied into!!!!)with a straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whereneverever Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :grouphug::grouphug::grouphug: Gack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plain jane Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 what a mother experiences when she walks into the bathroom and finds her 3 year old blowing bubbles in the toilet bowl (that he'd just pottied into!!!!)with a straw. Ack. :svengo: :grouphug: to you mama. I haven't experienced that one yet, and truly hope never to. :ack2: Where DO they get these ideas?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfamilygal Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 That. is. awesome. I once caught my daughter chewing gum at Target. I asked her where she got it. She said a lady gave it to her. I asked, "What lady?" She replied, "I don't know. Whatever lady left it on the floor behind the potty." :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkpan Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prairiegirl Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :lol: Sorry, I know this isn't funny but I actually burst out laughing while reading this (probably because it wasn't my child doing it.:001_smile:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Gone Wild Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 That deserves an entry into the WTM Hall of Fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorrainejmc Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Please tell me your child had only done pee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plain jane Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 That. is. awesome. I once caught my daughter chewing gum at Target. I asked her where she got it. She said a lady gave it to her. I asked, "What lady?" She replied, "I don't know. Whatever lady left it on the floor behind the potty." :ack2: :eek::eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie12345 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 My *4* year old decided to cool off in the toilet (dunking his hair). While my in-laws were here. Of course he'd wait until then!!! Kids are so gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfatherslily Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Also when your 3 year old grabs the strap on the baby changing table in the bathroom at Walmart and puts it in his mouth. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thank you for that one. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tricia Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Oh my can I relate. My currant 5 year old daughter would take toilet paper from an unflushed toilet and suck on it. Talk about freaking me out!! She is the youngest of 12 and for years I've had toddlers and the rule was to always keep the bathroom door shut and the toilet flushed but alas there were always those moments when that wasn't the case. I actually called poison control it freaked me out so bad. But she's 5 now and healthy as can be so I guess there weren't any repercussions from it. Just a sickening in my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLG Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :lol: Oh, I needed that laugh right now! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
love2travel Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 That image is going to stick with you for a very long time. :tongue_smilie: I'm always surprised that my children have survived the disgusting things they've done. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatDilan Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 :eek::ack2:...:grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicagoshannon Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 at least he was using a straw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 at least he was using a straw! :iagree: :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 Please tell me your child had only done pee... yes. I am just hoping that blowing through the straw was all he had done. Irefuse to consider any other possibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 yes. I am just hoping that blowing through the straw was all he had done. Irefuse to consider any other possibilities. Just keep telling yourself "Pee is sterile, pee is sterile" :lol: (well maybe not so much AFTER it goes into the toilet.:001_huh: And I thought my SPD DD who licks every public surface she comes across was the grossest child on this forum :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheryl in NM Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 what a mother experiences when she walks into the bathroom and finds her 3 year old blowing bubbles in the toilet bowl (that he'd just pottied into!!!!)with a straw. Dh says "At least he was using a straw." :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 My mom, dad, dh, and I are rolling on the floor laughing! Thanks, ladies. My mom would like to know what Poison Control said, Tricia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugs Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol:I'm glad I finished swallowing my coffee before I read this, it would have come up through my nose! You'll be laughing at this later (like a year or two, or three). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacie Leigh Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 WARNING: GAG ALERT That's NOTHING... I caught my dd (just under a year) with feces in hand and she was bawling because she'd just taken a bite. (I want to puke just thinking about it.) The worst is that it was from one of her siblings who had left it in the toilet. :ack2: :barf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2denj Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I'm sorry , but that is :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2denj Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 WARNING: GAG ALERT That's NOTHING... I caught my dd (just under a year) with feces in hand and she was bawling because she'd just taken a bite. (I want to puke just thinking about it.) The worst is that it was from one of her siblings who had left it in the toilet. :ack2: :barf: Ewwww!!! She will love that story when she grows up!!!:001_huh::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbecueMom Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I was washing the boys' faces in the bathroom once and had to run to the hall closet to get more soap or something. When I came back they were dunking the washcloth in the toilet and slurping the water out of the cloth. I'm pretty sure they've drank out of the little frog potty chair too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 This entire thread makes me feel so much better about catching my 17 month old splashing in the toilet that his brother had filled with urine and left open the other day.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 :lol::lol::001_huh::lol::lol: Kids are icky!! Funny.....but icky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 what a mother experiences when she walks into the bathroom and finds her 3 year old blowing bubbles in the toilet bowl (that he'd just pottied into!!!!)with a straw. :lol: Too funny.... you really will laugh later if you haven't yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaffodilDreams Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 You just gave me the shivers. Yuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Ewww!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleWMN Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 My niece informed me the other day that my 5 year old (who is on a 2-3 year old level) wiped her bottom in the bathroom, then used the same toilet paper to wipe her face. I'm gagging just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 What a feel-good thread!! Nice to know that the children of others are just as disgusting as mine... :D I had a stern talk with our dog the other day, for pooping on the walkway that leads up to our back door. I stepped in said poop, and thought it was very odd, because our dog is very good about doing his business on the far reaches of our property. Yep, you guessed it - it wasn't dog poop... :001_huh: In defense of the child in question, he said he was trying to get to the bathroom but knew he wouldn't make it. We live out in the country so no one would have seen him. However, he did let the dog take the blame for it for a full day before confessing to his crime, and he made zero effort to pick up after himself. Maybe I should keep some of those little doggy bags hanging on a tree outside in the event that this becomes a habit... :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) I have never laughed so hard reading a thread... I'm crying. I used to babysit our niece and nephew (who were one and two at the time). My oldest two children were one and three. One day, they were all playing in my childrens' room, and I went in to check on them. They were playing with a toy dish set. I quickly realized they were "serving" something and my nephew was eating it with a toy fork. Yup, you guessed it. My niece had taken poop out of her diaper and served it to everyone. ETA: Just wanted to add that my nephew "offered" me some when I freaked out. Edited July 17, 2011 by Jinnah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journey Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Those are SO funny I peed...but don't worry, I closed the lid on the toilet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Well... at least he had a straw. Right? :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 :lol::lol::lol:Bleck! This thread should come with a warning...Do not drink and read! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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