Jeannie in NJ Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 dh got an email that a woman in Malaysia , that is "in comatose" (her words) is giving my dh 25 million dollars. I was in just amazement with the idea that a person "in comatose" could write an email that I kinda skipped over the rest of the email but I am guessing that we need to send her some money, like maybe $1,000. So if some of you, my good friends here, could send me $1000, I will make sure that this woman "in comatose" gets it and I will split the 25 million with you. Just send it to: Jeannie in NJ A white house with blue shutters Somewhere on a barrier island off the coast of NJ or if you would rather bring it in person, just follow the UPS truck as he is going to be making lots of trips to my house Thank you, thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedmom4 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Congrats!!! I would send her the $1000 ASAP! This proves that people in comas are aware of their surroundings! Elise in NC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Will you take a check? I can print one, right online, no account number necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergath Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Sure, I can send you a thousand bucks! But first, you'll have to loan me two thousand. You see, there's this exiled Nigerian prince... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Country Mouse Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Congrats!!! I would send her the $1000 ASAP! This proves that people in comas are aware of their surroundings! Elise in NC :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 She's in comatose in Malaysia? Maybe Heather can drop by her house and pick up the 25 mil for you. Then she could bring it to you on her next visit to the States. You should probably give her a tip. Saves postage and all. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleJumper1 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 :smilielol5: :smilielol5: What will you do with all that money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um_2_4 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: This thread should have a warning..."Do not drink coffee (or any other liquid) while reading!!" PS. Coffee burns....just FYI :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexigail Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 LOL wow, I hope you stick around on the boards after you become mega rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Jealous. Last time I was comatose I couldn't do a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 The truly amazing thing is that somewhere, some poor gullible idiots are believing these ridiculous emails. It's so hard to imagine it, but apparently some people actually send money to these scammers. Not that the email your dh received was a scam, Jeannie. That one sounded real to me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rain Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I'll send you $1,000 to invest in your future wealth. :001_smile: I just need you to send me $100 so I can tell you are genuine in your desire to obtain the money. :001_rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 That's fantastic! International money transfers to Malaysia are risky though, so let me handle this for you. I know just what to do. Just PM me with your full name, social security number, date of birth, and the bank account number for the account you want the Malaysian funds to be transfered to and I'll take care of your money. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moxie Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Don't forget us little people!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I feel cheated. All I got was a special offer for a pill guaranteed to enlarge my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I feel cheated. All I got was a special offer for a pill guaranteed to enlarge my penis. Buy it and then resell it to a desperate multi-millionaire for a nice profit. Worth a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I feel cheated. All I got was a special offer for a pill guaranteed to enlarge my penis. Mine are to add 2-4 inches to my "manhood." Is that the same thing? I get daily offers to have affairs with cheating wives. And emails that "Your Credit Report Was Ran on (date)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavender's green Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Doesn't it make you feel all warm and cozy inside to know that there are such generous people in the world? :001_wub: How sweet of her to bless your DH, while she's in comatose, no less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissad2 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Maybe she knows the man trying to sell me a motorhome for 1/3 of the value! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Oh..so many things I could say. Except this is the WTM board. Yeah, things never get risqué or double entendre-y here. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violamama Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My husband gets the giggles over this scammer scamming site. Here's a link to just one of the stories there... http://www.dumbentia.com/parody_nigeriandozen.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My husband gets the giggles over this scammer scamming site. Here's a link to just one of the stories there... http://www.dumbentia...eriandozen.html Now, that is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKapers Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 When I first read the title I thought I wonder what happened that the dh is getting money now that his wife is in a coma. :glare: Oh yea, I am not cynical am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My husband gets the giggles over this scammer scamming site. Here's a link to just one of the stories there... http://www.dumbentia...eriandozen.html Love this: "I must be truly blessed! I'm typing in tongues!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 The truly amazing thing is that somewhere, some poor gullible idiots are believing these ridiculous emails. It's so hard to imagine it, but apparently some people actually send money to these scammers. Not that the email your dh received was a scam, Jeannie. That one sounded real to me. :D This response was priceless, in a line of great posts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollie010 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 :smilielol5: :smilielol5: What will you do with all that money? Please, please share. Your my only hope for getting all the curriculum that I have on my list of things to buy for 2013-2014 school year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My husband gets the giggles over this scammer scamming site. Here's a link to just one of the stories there... http://www.dumbentia...eriandozen.html I will share this link and this thread with DH when he gets home. Totally hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besroma Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 My husband gets the giggles over this scammer scamming site. Here's a link to just one of the stories there... http://www.dumbentia.com/parody_nigeriandozen.html :D Great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Sounds legit to me. I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I feel cheated. All I got was a special offer for a pill guaranteed to enlarge my penis. :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Darn. You caught me. Fine, I am not actually comatose. I am just really generous. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 This thread is awesome LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in Australia Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 some poor people actually fall for these scams http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/16450483/wa-man-lost-700-000-in-offshore-scam/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 My husband gets the giggles over this scammer scamming site. Here's a link to just one of the stories there... http://www.dumbentia...eriandozen.html Here's another site for a laugh - the Bob Servant Emails. Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Y'all have NO idea how much I needed to read these emails. .. And as a side funny, my brother and his family actually lived in Nigeria for two years. It was near to impossible for them to buy/sell anything online there - for this very reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 The truly amazing thing is that somewhere, some poor gullible idiots are believing these ridiculous emails. It's so hard to imagine it, but apparently some people actually send money to these scammers. Not that the email your dh received was a scam, Jeannie. That one sounded real to me. :D Funny!!!! :lol: I agree about the poor gullible idiots, though. A bit different, but along the same lines (scam), I have been getting phone calls... around nine or so now, saying that the caller is from "the prize department" and "I am calling about your entry for the $25,000 and 2013 hybrid car", yadda yadda. Some have outright said "you" have won and to call them back, etc. I haven't called any of them back because: A. I have not entered any contests B. They only say they are calling from "the prize department" or some variation of that C. They never say MY name. and D. I am *not* stupid. But, boy, if it was true and I *had* won $25,000 and a 2013 hybrid car nine times ....... :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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