Remudamom Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 As he was leaving to go to the movie rental place I asked him to pick up some popcorn. His jaw dropped, his eyes popped and he said "WHAT???" He thought I said "hot p*rn". Married to me almost thirty years and that's what he heard come out of my mouth??? Must have really upset him, he forgot the popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrid Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 As he was leaving to go to the movie rental place I asked him to pick up some popcorn. His jaw dropped, his eyes popped and he said "WHAT???" He thought I said "hot p*rn". Married to me almost thirty years and that's what he heard come out of my mouth??? Must have really upset him, he forgot the popcorn. :smilielol5::lol: Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crissy Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansprouts Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I don't even have a wisecrack response, I'm just laughing so hard!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 ROFL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXMomof4 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Where exactly was his mind in the first place?????:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 It would have been hilarious if you'd responded to his "hot p*rn" by saying, "Yeah, with butter, please!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 At least you didn't ask for tater tots!!! :lol: So what did he bring back, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue G in PA Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :lol::lol: My dh would have probably made some wise-crack remark like "I've been waiting forever to hear you say that"... or something similarly as smart. That is just.too.funny. Oh, here's your :lurk5: (sorry he forgot it!) Enjoy! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 Oh ya'll are bad! He got NT2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brigitte Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Where exactly was his mind in the first place?????:lol: I wasn't going to say it, but glad you did! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
readwithem Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Thanks for the laugh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cricket1178 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I'd like to know what he brought back, too. Could be quite the interesting evening at your house tonight!;):lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Does anyone else hear the bad 70's music? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melinda Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 hahaha that's hilarious.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansprouts Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Does anyone else hear the bad 70's music? :lol::lol::lol: Um... no. What do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat19 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 This whole thread has me cracking up It would have been hilarious if you'd responded to his "hot p*rn" by saying, "Yeah, with butter, please!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unicorn. Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :lol::lurk5::smilielol5::rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :rofl: That's too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Boom Chick-a WowWow! :lol::lol::lurk5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Boom Chick-a WowWow! :lol::lol::lurk5: My thoughts exactly! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Oh that's funny! I could see my husband's face how if he were to think I said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaReese Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracey in TX Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :lol::lol::lol: Poor DH will never live down this miscommunication :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PariSarah Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :w00t::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tara~ Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Oh.my.goodness! That's stinkin' hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danestress Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Of the time my parents were babysitting the kids so DH and I could celebrate out anniversary. My Dad asked where we were going and I was telling him about the new Tapas bar downtown. After a short conversation, my father turned to DH and said very sadly, "I guess I just don't understand why you would take my daughter to a topless bar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenpatty Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 It would have been hilarious if you'd responded to his "hot p*rn" by saying, "Yeah, with butter, please!" :lol: Hot butter...:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2GirlsTX Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 It would have been hilarious if you'd responded to his "hot p*rn" by saying, "Yeah, with butter, please!" :lol: :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whisperam Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I would be so embarrassed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianne Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 As he was leaving to go to the movie rental place I asked him to pick up some popcorn. His jaw dropped, his eyes popped and he said "WHAT???" He thought I said "hot p*rn". Married to me almost thirty years and that's what he heard come out of my mouth??? Must have really upset him, he forgot the popcorn. :smilielol5: Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie in CA Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Of the time my parents were babysitting the kids so DH and I could celebrate out anniversary. My Dad asked where we were going and I was telling him about the new Tapas bar downtown. After a short conversation, my father turned to DH and said very sadly, "I guess I just don't understand why you would take my daughter to a topless bar." This is too funny!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie in Ma Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Around here we use a Bloom County term for that sort of miscommunication. "Hairy Fishnuts" It happens more often than I like to admit, sometimes I think we should get my dh's hearing checked!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappyhappymama Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Of the time my parents were babysitting the kids so DH and I could celebrate out anniversary. My Dad asked where we were going and I was telling him about the new Tapas bar downtown. After a short conversation, my father turned to DH and said very sadly, "I guess I just don't understand why you would take my daughter to a topless bar." Oh your poor dad! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIY-DY Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Boom Chick-a WowWow! :lol::lol::lurk5: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIY-DY Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 As he was leaving to go to the movie rental place I asked him to pick up some popcorn. His jaw dropped, his eyes popped and he said "WHAT???" He thought I said "hot p*rn". Married to me almost thirty years and that's what he heard come out of my mouth??? Must have really upset him, he forgot the popcorn. You just never know what's going to come out of a homemaker's mouth, huh? We use the "hairy fishnuts", too. Bloom County accounts for a large portion of our warped humor. And miscommunication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIY-DY Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Of the time my parents were babysitting the kids so DH and I could celebrate out anniversary. My Dad asked where we were going and I was telling him about the new Tapas bar downtown. After a short conversation, my father turned to DH and said very sadly, "I guess I just don't understand why you would take my daughter to a topless bar." Your poor Dad, trying to figure out where he went wrong, huh? I do hope y'all let him off the hook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 I was reading these response to dh, and he says we're all bad, that we need a life, and how could I have posted that??? Then he passed the bean dip quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansprouts Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I was reading these response to dh, and he says we're all bad, that we need a life, and how could I have posted that??? Then he passed the bean dip quickly. My dh was reading some posts the other day and asked "So you just come here and tell people everything about your life??" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remudamom Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 My son said, "you told people I had gasoline in my eyes????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I have thought of this several time since you posted and laughed outloud each time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckmommyof3 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 :lol: Too Funny!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly IN Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Wow! :w00t::rofl: This really cracked me up!! ha ha ha Holly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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