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Here's another regional pronunciation question: Do you say "shone" so it rhymes with shown--or so it sounds like shawn?
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Cancer sucks.
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It's DH's first night with a CPAP. My first thought when I saw him with the mask on: "Are you my Mummy?"
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GOT TICKETS TO SEE U2: THE JOSHUA TREE TOUR THIS FALL AND AM SUPER EXCITED, CAN YOU TELL?!?!?!
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I have my first-ever mammogram tomorrow. At least it's just a baseline, but I'm not looking forward to it.
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People are making Apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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Tonight on PBS: David Tennant, Jude Law, and Shakespeare. You're welcome. (Shakespeare Uncovered)
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Why can't I find a girl's half-slip anywhere? Do kids not wear them anymore?
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The dish fairy failed me again, so I guess I'll go do them.
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Whenever I see the words "tri-state area," I hear them in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice.
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I've heard tarantulas can migrate through this area, and tonight the kids and I saw one crossing the road. HEEBIE-JEEBIES!
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There's a tarantula by the door of our building. (They migrate through this area in the fall in search of girlfriends.) I may ask for a piggyback ride to my car.
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Sign that it's time for me to go to bed: reading a thread title as "Do your children eat placenta?"
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The last time the Royals were in the World Series, I was the same age my DD is now. #BeRoyal
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Cats do not make good workout partners, especially when they keep walking under you when you're doing a push-up.
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They say Confucius does his crossword with a pen.
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PSA: Today is National Margarita Day.
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Watching the pilot for Once Upon a Time. Does the acting and dialogue get better?
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I had a dream last night that Benedict Cumberbatch was my personal assistant.
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We've been running from the stomach bug for several weeks, but it finally bit us. Blech!
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The Creativity Express - Start with Art app is free today. It's normally $9.99.
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Resisted the urge to yell, "Woo!" when I got carded buying wine. I've almost turned 21 twice.
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The world is a vampire.
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I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
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You'd better believe I judge books by their covers—especially self-published ebook covers.