Aubrey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 that (him) rifling through your clothes is *provocative*? Now, don't assume...I hear what you're thinking. Just. go. ask. You might be surprised. Or I might be alone in my surprise...:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess in the Burbs Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 let me just say my dh may not let me on here anymore...he wanted to know WHY I asked and gave me weird looks and comments. he said, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I can tell you if he did, he would be in there more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Elf Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My DH thought it a very odd question. He countered with wanting to know why he would be rifling through my cothing in the first place. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I can tell you if he did, he would be in there more often. LOL. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plucky Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 He said no and looked at me funny. I told him that putting my lists back on the fridge with the magnet and finishing the dishes was super provocative. He told me it was too much burden to be my toy. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragons in the flower bed Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My partner once told me that the sight of a particular shirt of mine always made him happy, a red plaid man's farmer's sort of shirt I used to wear unbuttoned, sleeves rolled up, over a white T with a denim skirt. He said he remembered me wearing it on a few memorably lovely days, and that I wore it often, and so he associated it with who I am and why he loves me. I now have four shirts just like it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMCassandra Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Aubrey, I hereby nominate you for the Most Unusual Poll Award! MUPA?! What an acronym! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Katia Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 No. He said if he did that I would yell at him for messing up the order in my closet (I would) and my scolding him is not at all provocative....just the opposite in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) I can't answer because Dh would only figure out a way to answer, without really answering. It would be something like, "hmmm, clothes hanging in a closet aren't provocative." He will never, and I mean never comment on any part of my appearance... appreciation of, or disappointment with, my appearance, clothes, hair, perfume.... He is the most un-opinionated person I have ever known. Edited January 25, 2009 by Tap, tap, tap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Aubrey, I hereby nominate you for the Most Unusual Poll Award! MUPA?! What an acronym! Careful! MUPA might become part of the lexicon around here... It just sounds so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMCassandra Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Careful! MUPA might become part of the lexicon around here... It just sounds so funny. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 *provocative* like it's going to start a fight? Or *provocative* like woo woo? :D Bill (*clueless*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 He says I completely misunderstood him, but it cracked me up so much I had to tell you guys. We went out for his b'day tonight, though, & I kept having to change clothes, 1st because of the weather, then my shoes didn't match, etc. Ea time, he got a look on his face like he was going to say something--probably try to talk me out of changing again--& ea time, resorted to, "I'm sorry, dear." :lol: I still don't know what the thing in the closet was about. I don't think he meant provocative as in a fight, though, Bill...gee...I hope not...I guess me laughing at him coulda diffused it? ;) Things taken literally & out-of-context usually make me giggle, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well, maybe you just have provocative clothing! Mine is just boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Mine said "Provoking what? Violence?" Apparently he thinks it's bad manners to go through people's stuff, which is good, because I would think it was bad mannered if he were to go through my stuff! "Woohoo" didn't enter his mind... :) Rosie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam "SFSOM" in TN Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 He told me it was too much burden to be my toy. Now THAT was funny! :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumping In Puddles Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well... I was cleaning my closet and I asked my dh to help me get rid of clothes in my closet that didn't fit (or I would be in my closet ALL day going through stuff instead of chucking it) and when he was taking the clothes out, he was finding it a little *provacative* :001_huh: But, in his defense :lol:, he does laundry all the time and puts my clothes away and never finds it provocative and he doesn't enjoy it in any way except there is not a pile of clean clothes on the couch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Mine said it was too much like work :glare: I guess, a little too close to doing laundrey for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree House Academy Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I am pretty sure neither of us really had any idea exactly what you were asking. He said he does not find the act of looking at my clothes in my closet provocative...if that was what you meant. LOL I agree ...MUPA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My dh first asked: like in sexy? Then wanted to know why he would be rifling through my clothes. As a pp stated he said no way would he want to go in my closet because he would mess it up and there is nothing provocative about me screaming like a banshee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillary in KS Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Dh said it had never occurred to him to rifle through my clothes closet. He did say that seeing my clothes on the floor was much more provocative than seeing them in my closet. :001_wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macrina Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Dh said only if I had something in there that was provocative (which I don't) then he said that rifling through my underwear drawer would be his choice of rifling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretty in Pink Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My dh just looked at me like I had sprouted a third eyeball and replied, "Uh...no?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamnkats Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 he wants to know what provocative means. i thought sexually stimulating but wondered what you meant. so we dropped the subject. also, which clothes (he wants to know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidi @ Mt Hope Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I don't think it would occur to my dh to even open the doors of my closet unless he thought I was hiding his birthday present in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) My dh said "When did I go through your clothing?". lol Edited January 27, 2009 by LibraryLover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 that (him) rifling through your clothes is *provocative*? Now, don't assume...I hear what you're thinking. Just. go. ask. You might be surprised. Or I might be alone in my surprise...:001_huh: He said no, but that when he does laundry he really doesn't mind folding my underwear. At all. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tami Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well, let's just say it depends on what activities may have been done while I was wearing a particular item of clothing. Certain items of clothing are tied together with memories of...ahhh...good times. I am thinking of certain dresses I have bought for anniversaries of other occasions that we may have gotten side-tracked before leaving the house. :D From that point on, I cannot wear the item of clothing without being chased around the house. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My husband said, "No, they're just clothes." Then he said, "I am not a cross dresser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRAAB Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I asked. He a said, "No." With a very, very odd look. Janet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My DH is a no. I think he would like me to change my wardrobe some though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise1mds Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I asked. He a said, "No." With a very, very odd look. Janet That's what my DH did, too, and then he wanted to know why I was asking and who *does* find that action provocative. I have left him confuzzled, which is the most fun I've had all day. I may have an evil streak in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereks mom Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 ...the answer might be "maybe". LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnieB Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Ok, I know this is supposed to be a child friendly kinda place, so I hope I can word this better than he did, lol......his response was basically that he'd prefer to rifle through the clothes I was wearing right now than those in my closet. Hmmmmmmm, could be an interesting evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly IN Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 let me just say my dh may not let me on here anymore...he wanted to know WHY I asked and gave me weird looks and comments. he said, no. dh did the same thing... gave me weird looks and comments Holly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly IN Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 ...the answer might be "maybe". LOL! That is also what he said!! He said if there was something in there that has my perfume on then yes. Otherwise no. HOlly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyCrazyMama Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I didn't ask, but in 17 years of marriage he has never done it therefore I don't think I need to ask. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datmama4 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Aubrey, I hereby nominate you for the Most Unusual Poll Award! MUPA?! What an acronym! *laughing* Reminds me of the Oompa Loompa song...Mupa, Dupa, doopadee dee *singing loudly in my head* Which reminds me...the clothes in my closet actually are about as provocative as Oompa Loompa clothes, so I'm sure dh would say No Way. I don't even have to ask him. Lynda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansprouts Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 "What kind of a board is this?":lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoKat Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 that (him) rifling through your clothes is *provocative*? Now, don't assume...I hear what you're thinking. Just. go. ask. You might be surprised. Or I might be alone in my surprise...:001_huh: with me in the clothing or just through the clothing hung in the closet sans me? DH wanted to know. If the latter, um No. But . . . . the first option sounds like fun. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 My dh's first response was, "why"? He then stated that the clothes look much better on me and then of course, even better in a pile on the floor when they have just been removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 :blink: "Provocative?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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