albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm so lazy... My teen is still asleep and I don't care because I'm feeling too lazy to be social. (sadly, this is a normal state of being for me, and so he sleeps late regularly) My other kids want to go do errands, but don't have a driver's licence so I will take them. I'm too lazy to shower. I can't recall the last time I showered. I will, however, brush my teeth before I leave. If I remember. How lazy are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmiraGulch Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Often, pretty lazy. Today I did actually get up and go do some thing, but that's really just because I've had a helluva week and need to get away from anything that reminded me of work (I work from home). Plus, it's a gorgeous, perfect, top-down-on-the-car kind of day. DH had a gig last night and I didn't feel like leaving the house so I didn't go. He's not going to be very happy when he finds out I don't feel like going tonight, either. So, yeah....pretty lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spryte Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Lazy day here, and loving it. Kids were outside playing with butterflies, now they are dancing to Ben Folds in the kitchen. I don't have to clean because [gasp!] the housecleaners were here yesterday. The dogs have just been groomed. School rocked last week, so we're all caught up on everything there. Life is good. Sunshine and rainbows here. And, nope, having a house cleaning service doesn't make me lazy, and we can afford it. What my DH says about it is, a-hem, "I'd rather have a happy and healthy wife!" True story. He says it with a smile on his face. We've fought through years of illness, and he wants my energy to go to teaching kids, parenting, and keeping the immune system strong enough to maintain. In fact, he called the cleaning service to set it up, and manages them. :) I big smoochy heart that man. Lazy wives unite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I am mostly not lazy (recovering workaholic and perfectionist) but when I do lazy, I DO LAZY. Nothing by halves. See, I am an annoying overachiever to the last. Today I made brunch and am making both a blueberry pie and a chicken lot pie. That gets me plenty of lazy credits to use later. You can't disparage someone who makes you homemade pie so my husband is SOL if he wants to call me out on lazy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuPanda Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm a feast or famine girl. I was on fire this week. Today my big achievement was getting dressed and reading the entire Lazy Husband thread. The couch has a dent shaped like my booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 You ladies should woman up and take care of your responsibilities/children! There is help for your Special Snowflake Syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm too lazy to even type an extensive description of my laziness.This. Actually, I will type something out. DH wanted to move closer to work, I only agreed if we could downsize. DH and kids wanted a garage sale before our move, I only agreed if DH took care of it. I'm lazy. And now, We live in a two bedroom apartment instead do a 4 bedroom house. This helps me to embrace my laziness...and DH has a shorter commute, which he loves. Win, win. I am the QUEEN of lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whereneverever Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 My oldest is helping dh edge and mow the lawn, actually. My baby isn't feeling well so I'm spending nap time snuggling him while he sleeps. I don't know if it's lazy but I do know it makes me very happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm so lazy that I love having kids old enough to dust and make me smoothies. Did I just say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawz4me Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Today I haven't been lazy. But other days . . . . Let's just say I'm totally convinced that if the washer, dryer and/or dishwasher are running, that means I'm working hard. Even if I'm stretched out on the couch at the time. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 The only reason I currently have on a bra is because I had to make a booze run in town. Other than that essential chore, I've watched football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 ZZzzZzzzzz....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm too lazy to even type an extensive description of my laziness. :iagree: I'm too lazy to post my own comment. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnemosyne Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I've gotten up to sit at the computer... but only because I can't use Tapatalk with this forum. I've been feeding my daughter. Oh, I made coffee!! Yes, lazy day here,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajag Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 The only reason I currently have on a bra is because I had to make a booze run in town. Other than that essential chore, I've watched football. I made sure I was stocked up for footbsll so I'm braless, in my pjs watching football and having a daiquiri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I made sure I was stocked up for footbsll so I'm braless, in my pjs watching football and having a daiquiri. I was too lazy to think ahead like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 You can now buy daiquiris in what are essentially adult Capri sun juice pouches. Great for lazy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 My kids went to a birthday party in our neighborhood this afternoon, which meant they walked themselves over to it. They stayed for 4 glorious hours. DH and I watched Netflix and took a nap. I feel much better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajag Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I was too lazy to think ahead like that. It's an hour round trip to the nearest liquor store. I'm too lazy not to plan my drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajag Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 You can now buy daiquiris in what are essentially adult Capri sun juice pouches. Great for lazy days. How'd you know that's what I have? I mix it with a Mountain Dew and its perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 How'd you know that's what I have? I mix it with a Mountain Dew and its perfect. On our camping trip I had to remind the kids there were now silver drink pouches they can't have. And a silver pouch of liquor is the lazy wife way to do cocktails. No fussy Pinterest boards with fresh herbs and fruit need apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajag Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm so lazy that the washer, dryer, and dishwasher are all operating and I had nothing to do with any of it. I pay my kids a dollar a chore and have to do next to nothing chorewise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I've gotten up to sit at the computer... but only because I can't use Tapatalk with this forum. I've been feeding my daughter. Oh, I made coffee!! Yes, lazy day here,... What is tapatalk? Other forums are always asking me if I want to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Χά�ων Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I spent the early years of DS's life teaching him to do all yard and house work. I can now sit back and be lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnemosyne Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 What is tapatalk? Other forums are always asking me if I want to use it. It's an iPhone (I think Android too?) app that lets you read forums from within the app... You stay logged in and you can just visit all your forums within the one app. I find it very handy to use... easier than having to open a bunch of browser windows and try to read threads that way. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranquilMind Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm so lazy... My teen is still asleep and I don't care because I'm feeling too lazy to be social. (sadly, this is a normal state of being for me, and so he sleeps late regularly) My other kids want to go do errands, but don't have a driver's licence so I will take them. I'm too lazy to shower. I can't recall the last time I showered. I will, however, brush my teeth before I leave. If I remember. How lazy are you? I'm doing a second load of laundry. Apparently, I am an overachiever. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's an iPhone (I think Android too?) app that lets you read forums from within the app... You stay logged in and you can just visit all your forums within the one app. I find it very handy to use... easier than having to open a bunch of browser windows and try to read threads that way. :) Thank you, Fiona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 You ladies should woman up and take care of your responsibilities/children! There is help for your Special Snowflake Syndrome. Few people here understand your sense of humour at all. I'm so lazy that when I don't shower, I praise myself for being water conscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I went food shopping today. You all know what that can be like. I think I deserve a trophy. Maybe for being overachiever of the day or something. You win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm so lazy, I slept until 5:45 and forewent washing my hair this morning for work. I even skipped on the "work clothes" and got away with gray jeans because I knew I'd see exactly one person during my shift today, and he couldn't care less what I wear. I then lazily stopped at the grocery for something from the deli for lunch because I couldn't get it together enough to make lunch at home. Once I got home, I lazily downloaded a movie on iTunes instead of going to WM to buy it on dvd. I'm now lazily watching it and probably won't move far from this recliner the rest of the day. So there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 OMGosh...is this the only lazy head on the board?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm so lazy I hallucinated a thread on lazy husbands to make myself feel more productive apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 My husband is in Switzerland for 3 weeks. Not like he's neutral, but literally. I can't be lazy as far as feeding the children and whatnot, but personal hygiene has really taken a back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lea1 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I am being lazy now but earlier I mowed the lawn and even did the trimming because dh was working on the boys' treehouse (big lesson learned: be very careful what you ask for!). I am enjoying my much-earned laziness now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's 4pm and I just showered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 The only reason I currently have on a bra is because I had to make a booze run in town. Other than that essential chore, I've watched football. Thank you for reminding me that I have booze in the freezer! Now, replace football with baseball and you win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's 4pm, and I just showered. Me too! Except it's 6pm here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It is not a rare occurrence for me to get into the shower and get out again having forgotten to wash my hair or soap up and wash my body. But since turning the water back on and climbing in again is time and effort consuming, I usually figure the hot water did me some good and call it done. The days I manage both, I am extra shiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 Often, pretty lazy. Today I did actually get up and go do some thing, but that's really just because I've had a helluva week and need to get away from anything that reminded me of work (I work from home). Plus, it's a gorgeous, perfect, top-down-on-the-car kind of day. DH had a gig last night and I didn't feel like leaving the house so I didn't go. He's not going to be very happy when he finds out I don't feel like going tonight, either. So, yeah....pretty lazy. I feel a little hypocritical because after I posted this thread, I left the house and ran errands with my kids. I actually left the house today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajag Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I feel a little hypocritical because after I posted this thread, I left the house and ran errands with my kids. I actually left the house today! Get out of our thread, you overachiever you! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 Lazy day here, and loving it. Kids were outside playing with butterflies, now they are dancing to Ben Folds in the kitchen. I don't have to clean because [gasp!] the housecleaners were here yesterday. The dogs have just been groomed. School rocked last week, so we're all caught up on everything there. Life is good. Sunshine and rainbows here. Suh weeeet! Sounds like you're overdue for days like this. Lazy wives unite! Damn straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 Today I made brunch and am making both a blueberry pie and a chicken lot pie... I... I... I... I don't know what this means. I know what "brunch" and "blueberry pie" and "chicken pot pie" and "made" are, but... never have I seen them all used in the same sentence, in context of not being separated by, like, five months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm too lazy to even type an extensive description of my laziness. You get ten internets for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm a feast or famine girl. I was on fire this week. Today my big achievement was getting dressed and reading the entire Lazy Husband thread. The couch has a dent shaped like my booty. That was no small feat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 You ladies should woman up and take care of your responsibilities/children! Yeah... maybe tomorrow. Or next week. There is help for your Special Snowflake Syndrome. Special Snowflakes get lazy mothers? My kids must be enormously Special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 Win, win. I am the QUEEN of lazy. Lazy and winner! We need some kind of award for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 My oldest is helping dh edge and mow the lawn, actually. My baby isn't feeling well so I'm spending nap time snuggling him while he sleeps. I don't know if it's lazy but I do know it makes me very happy. My motto is babies get snuggles on demand and without apology. If you get to relax while doing this, then bonus points for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm so lazy that I love having kids old enough to dust and make me smoothies. Did I just say that? You did. Now embrace it. I love having kids old enough to joke about the dust bunnies in the corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto. Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 Today I haven't been lazy. But other days . . . . Let's just say I'm totally convinced that if the washer, dryer and/or dishwasher are running, that means I'm working hard. Even if I'm stretched out on the couch at the time. ;) A co-worker once told me that her mother told her that just becoming a mother means a woman is working hard. Just knitting together a new life is hard work, and don't let resting on the sofa suggest otherwise. She wasn't my mother, and my baby is now taller than me and starting to sport peach fuzz on his upper lip, but somehow I've carried on this philosophy to this very day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Dh's company picnic was today so I was NOT NOT NOT lazy today. I am wiped. Now I am looking online for quick crochet/knitting projects to make my dd's friend a gift. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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