MiMi 4under3 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 So now my kid wants to be gifted -- what would you do? Well, I'd buy the kid a present, of course! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 How do you shower? With soap and water. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 How do you feel about a vasectomy I feel fine. The better person to ask would be my spouse. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halftime Hope Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Shamelessly lifted from the post above: So now my kid wants to be gifted -- what would you do? To whom would they like to be given? (That's the extent of my rant against "progressive" grammar.) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clear Creek Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Help! Stinky shower! Has my son been visiting you? The smell of his feet lingers long after he leaves a room. My house stinks! :blushing: So sorry, I guess the little guy sure gets around! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clear Creek Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Carpal tunnel - turning to the Hive again If repeatedly asking questions on this forum is leading to carpal tunnel, I would suggest taking a forum break for a few months. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Chickens Now, now; remember your manners. No name calling! Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 What do you clean fresh (store bought) vegetables with? An old rag from the hamper, usually. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Families of 3 kids or more--how do you deal with a bucket of ice cream? Eat it? (Eta: to correct spelling of ice cream as it was corrected in original thread. :D ) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 What carpet do I want? the RED carpet! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripley Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 What carpet do I want? the RED carpet! All day long I've been trying to squash my inner frat boy. (he wants the carpet that matches the drapes.) :leaving: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Baby Girl Name Opinions! Hmmmm, Opinions, I could eventually get used to it. But I think you can do waaaay better! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I need shoe advice Some here like labeling them. Like I said before, I know them by their shape. Whatever works for you, I'd say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Families of 3 kids or more--how do you deal with a bucket of icecream? Eat it quickly, or hide in the wardrobe, and eat it slowly (if you suffer from brain-freeze) before they can get their grubby little hands on it! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 would you eat this....meat left out on the countertop Is it on a plate? Can I use a fork and knife? Just sitting there, raw, doesn't sound very appealing to me, but if I was very hungry I might. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam in CT Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 frivolous q about laundry: do you care if the kids' socks are inside-out? Well, my machine seems to work best if the socks are inside, not out. ymmv... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Why does my automatic garage door keep opening by itself? Hmmmm that's why you buy automatic ones. If you rather do it manually then you have wasted your money, sorry to say. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 How do you shower? I know it's a bit weird and please don't tell a soul, but I do it NAKEDLY. Why do you ask, and how do you do it? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Teaching sons to shake hands I find that by giving them a rattle helps motivate them to do it more often. Or if that fails, put their hands under a tap, and have absolutely no towels around. BINGO! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam in CT Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 What's the best way to write a note to a teacher? Ink. If you use a pencil, sometimes the kid is tempted to edit your words. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Pet meds online? I don't allow my pet meds to be online until they are at least 13 years old. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 How to fire a family member I don't know, but some days I'd like to volunteer to be the one who's fired! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Ugly Pie Wow, that's kind of harsh, don't you think? I call my kids Cutie Pie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 Ugly Pie Wow, that's kind of harsh, don't you think? I call my kids Cutie Pie. Ha! I thought that, but didn't capitalize on it! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Ha! I thought that, but didn't capitalize on it! All's fair on the Forum Game ;) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 All's fair on the Forum Game ;) True! I've gotta strike while my wit is sharp next time! :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 If you were to plan a trip around the world... Would you please plan to take me? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Writing and completely lost Yeah, that tends to happen when you try and write while you're driving. Plus, it's kind of dangerous, right? Maybe you should pull over when inspiration strikes? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 BrianPop? I'm not sure if you're asking about 1) a soda, 2) a name for a grandfather, or 3) if someone named Brian ate so much he will explode, but here goes: 1. Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, and Doctor Pepper are really popular. Sorry, I've never tried BrianPop. 2. Some go w/ just Pop, but if his grandchildren call a man BrianPop, I bet he'll answer every time. 3. He might. How much did he eat? While you ponder these answers, BrainPop is a good, educational way to kill time. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 How to blow up and tie a bunch of balloons I've found that after I blow something up there really isn't anything left to tie. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Purging Oh honey, I would go to a doctor pronto. Eating disorders are nothing to laugh at. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Public Domain English: Rough Draft is Finished Oh thank goodness! I keep veering into copyrighted English all the time when speaking and writing because I don't know which is which. The royalty bills are killing me! P.S. I just got a bill for the word "copyrighted" which is apparently copyrighted. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Hunting Dogs I wouldn't advertise such a hobby. I fear it will make you an outcast. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 . ? Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 13, 2014 Author Share Posted October 13, 2014 Who lives in Washington DC? Do you really want me to list everyone? 'Cause that's gonna take a while. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Shouldn't there be a Walking Dead thread? Well possibly a ribbon, it would be pretty hard putting those on thread. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Who Lives in Washington, DC? Um, the President? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam in CT Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 What is the purpose of a wedding? To.Get.Married. Perhaps it's best if you... waited a bit. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 shoe advice please -avoid brown lumps in the grass -avoid pink lumps in the parking lot -keep your laces tied, especially when your owner enters a public restroom -take your place kindly on the shelf by the door upon entering the house -never lose your mate, or you are a goner too 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 What dye do you use for your hair? Do you die at home or at the hairdresser's? Are those my only options? Die at home or at the hairdresser's? I think I'd pick a different style. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 What dye do you use for your hair? Do you die at home or at the hairdresser's? Are those the my only options? Die at home or at the hairdresser's? I think I'd pick a different style. Well if those were my only choices of where to die, I would like to die at home. I think that dieing at the hairdressers would be rather catastrophic for all involved. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 What dye do you use for your hair? Do you die at home or at the hairdresser's? Are those the my only options? Die at home or at the hairdresser's? I think I'd pick a different style. Well if those were my only choices of where to die, I would like to die at home. I think that dieing at the hairdressers would be rather catastrophic for all involved. LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Math After Math Mammoth? Probably Math Elephant. (It will be smaller and less hairy!) Regards, Kareni 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Homeschooling with My 11 Month Old Stinks! Maybe try changing his diaper? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Live animal and nature observation Umm, Just what KIND of observation are you planning with the live animal? They will sometimes do some, well, embarrassing things.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Were you taught divisibility rules/tricks?Why, yes! Here, I'll share: ALWAYS divide before conquering. It works so much better that way. If you are stuffed up don't cross The Great Divide in central Colorado. If you cut far enough south into New Mexico you can get over with much less drastic elevation changes. (learned through direct experience!) I find spreading rumors about people, especially to those on each side of an argument and stating the other side said those horrible things, works really great for furthering the divide. They may never reconcile again, if you're good at it. My brain is tired. I'm sure I'll remember more to share tomorrow. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbeym Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Do you die at home or at the hairdresser's? I really hope I won't die anywhere anytime soon, but at home in my sleep would be my preferred choice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Buying a tablet Good luck! You will find that quite hard to do, as most come in boxes with around 12-24 tablets in them. Can you be a bit more specific- headache tablet, vitamin etc...? As, someone here might be able to send you the one you are wanting, so there's no wastage. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 ** !!! Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Which states should we consider or avoid? Avoid: State of Denial State of Indebtedness State of Panic Consider: State of Grace 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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