Jasperstone Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 When do you find time to socialize? What's that? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 What's up with this egg? Whoops, did it bounce off you! Sugar! I told them not to use boiled ones!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Radioactive Iodine for Hyperthyroid - Want to chat? If Iodine could talk, what would it say? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 If Iodine could talk, what would it say? Are you positive? We should get together! Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I talk to the trees Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 If you're allergic to cats and have one, what do you do??? Sneeze. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Logisitcs of Early College? Set an alarm. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sticer Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyroo Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Should I paint.... No, painting is the gateway renovation. Pretty soon painting won't be enough, and you'll find yourself tearing down walls and installing travertine. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 AoPS pre-Algebra peeps Sometimes it also chirps and twitters. Regards, Kareni 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnib Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Can you give me a breakdown of your 4th graders day? Yes, I'd love to give you one of his breakdowns. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 HELP! I am drowning and so is my daughter! I'd really suggest calling 911 instead of posting here. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sacrifices for children Honestly, I first read this as "sacrifices children".... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Soft Boiled Eggs and Egg Toppers Well, if you really have too.... it's better than the hard ones! (couldn't resist :laugh: and if it doesn't make any sense scroll back :D ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I am beginning to think.... Well done! Now you are part of the 5 percent! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 What is the quietest refrigerator? The one that's unplugged. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Would you purchase a refrigerator you couldn't actually see in a store? Can I use invisible money? Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Math "Whys" and "Exes" Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Student Planners - How Do Your Students Use Them? Grudgingly. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Sewing people Yikes, I hope you use a good numbing cream! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Groceries -- Annoyed Well, you'd be annoyed too if you were packed tightly, shipped across the country, put out on shelves for everyone to see, with no privacy, handled against your will, then rudely scanned and tossed into a bag! Right? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Sewing People Yeah, that is gonna leave a mark 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 If you had access to a few gallons of blackberries but had to transport them 4 +/- hours... you'd probably arrive at your destination with only one gallon of blackberries and a bad case of diarrhea. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 New Homeschooler - Please Help with LA Curriculum Don't you think it might be a good idea to ask some experienced homeschoolers for advice? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Scheduling questions - how much in a day? Oh, I don't really schedule questions, I let the kids ask them whenever they come up. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Next Generation Science Standards What about Original Series Science Standards? or Deep Space Nine Science Standards?Regards,Kareni 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 While I would not trade my husband for ANY other human.... There is that schnauzer that looks so cute. Or that five pound bar of Belgian chocolate. Or that .... Regards, Kareni 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Is there a minimalist parents group? I doubt they are accepting new members. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I love Discovering Mathematics! I love discovering money. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I love Discovering Mathematics! I love discovering Money! Coins under the cushions in the couch are great to find; even better was the time I found three five dollar bills in an old book. Regards, Kareni I love Discovering Mathematics! I love discovering money. Hey, great minds think alike! Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyroo Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Let's say I want to kill my smart phone. Oh, the options are endless. Water is the obvious choice, but so cliche. Electrocution would work, or a strong electromagnet. Dropping or crushing. Being used as a dog chew toy. The oven would work, or probably judiciously applied dry ice. Really, I would just go with the sure fire approach of handing it to a toddler and walking away for a few minutes...you may never even find the remains. Wendy 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyroo Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Does anyone out their preschoolers in school? Yes, I am ashamed to say I do out my preschoolers in school. I tell their class all their dirty little secrets - that they really like broccoli, that they still use a potty chair at home and that they actually think Dinosaur Train is saccharine and formulaic. Wendy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Does anyone out their preschoolers in school? Yes, I am ashamed to say I do out my preschoolers in school. I tell their class all their dirty little secrets - that they really like broccoli, that they still use a potty chair at home and that they actually think Dinosaur Train is saccharine and formulaic. Wendy :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :001_wub: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Fermenting foods/drinks ------ Fermented grapes is called wine Fermented potatoes is called vodka Fermented sugar is called rum And it all coverts to alcohol :-) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Whole 30 People You surely mean 30 Whole People. But wait, this doesn't make sense either. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Does anyone else suffer with problems of indecision? No! Wait... Yes!!! Maybe. No. Yes? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 How do you get your whites white? We thrive on delicate pinks. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 When did your kid(s) get out of their booster? When they were done with their meal. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 When did your kid(s) get out of their booster? When they were done with their meal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 Jean, that was so funny you had to post it twice! :lol: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Did I do that? I think there was some kind of a keyboard gremlin involved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K&Rs Mom Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 From the K-8 board: "Dating your timeline" No, you need to find a man. A timeline in a kilt is just bad news. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellread Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 "Your opinion--babies in checkout lanes" I'm shocked the store has them shelved there right with the candy and magazines. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellread Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Dads at playdate is a lot better than kids at dad-and-mom-dates 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellread Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Have any flea advice? flee while the house is being fumigated 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellread Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 If you've solved the Legos everywhere problem... How about tackling cancer or world hunger next? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Petite jeans? Jean questions in general I'm a petite Jean - at least by height. By girth, not so much. I don't know if I will be able to answer all Jean questions but go ahead and ask. I know there are other Jeans here too. I'm sure they will help answer too. Can Jeanne and Jeannie help or is this limited just to Jean? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Good Posters Wait a minute, do you really think it's a good idea to make a list of all the good posters on the forum? Then someone will start a thread to list all the bad posters, and pretty soon the threads will be locked and we'll all be banned . . . 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Good Posters Wait a minute, do you really think it's a good idea to make a list of all the good posters on the forum? Then someone will start a thread to list all the bad posters, and pretty soon the threads will be locked and we'll all be banned . . . So, then we'll be the Good, the Banned, and the ??? Regards, Kareni 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellread Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 So, then we'll be the Good, the Banned, and the ??? Regards, Kareni Unread 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellread Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 So, then we'll be the Good, the Banned, and the ??? Regards, Kareni .... Unsocialized [homeschoolers] ....... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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