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Do you clothe your teens?

 

No!  We're nudists!

 

(I can't believe I was first in on that obvious one.)

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All day today whenever I saw  "Do you clothe your teens?" I kept thinking "They are like the lilies of the field, they do not toil or spin.."

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Lovers and haters of quartz countertops

a novel

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eggs for a crowd?

 

I prefer throwing water, rice or mud pies. But, yeah, eggs work just fine! Just make sure that they aren't boiled ones.

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If Iodine could talk,  what would it say?

 

 

Are you positive?  We should get together!

 

Regards,

Kareni

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Sacrifices for children

 

Honestly, I first read this as "sacrifices children"....

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Groceries -- Annoyed

 

 

Well, you'd be annoyed too if you were packed tightly, shipped across the country, put out on shelves for everyone to see, with no privacy, handled against your will, then rudely scanned and tossed into a bag! Right? 

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If you had access to a few gallons of blackberries but had to transport them 4 +/- hours...

 

you'd probably arrive at your destination with only one gallon of blackberries and a bad case of diarrhea.

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Is there a minimalist parents group?

 

I doubt they are accepting new members.

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I love Discovering Mathematics!

 

I love discovering Money!  Coins under the cushions in the couch are great to find; even better was the time I found three five dollar bills in an old book.

 

Regards,

Kareni

 

 

 

I love Discovering Mathematics!

 

I love discovering money.

 

 

Hey, great minds think alike!

 

Regards,

Kareni

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Let's say I want to kill my smart phone.

 

Oh, the options are endless.  Water is the obvious choice, but so cliche.  Electrocution would work, or a strong electromagnet.  Dropping or crushing.  Being used as a dog chew toy.  The oven would work, or probably judiciously applied dry ice.  Really, I would just go with the sure fire approach of handing it to a toddler and walking away for a few minutes...you may never even find the remains.

 

Wendy

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Does anyone out their preschoolers in school?

 

Yes, I am ashamed to say I do out my preschoolers in school.  I tell their class all their dirty little secrets - that they really like broccoli, that they still use a potty chair at home and that they actually think Dinosaur Train is saccharine and formulaic.

 

Wendy

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Does anyone out their preschoolers in school?

 

Yes, I am ashamed to say I do out my preschoolers in school.  I tell their class all their dirty little secrets - that they really like broccoli, that they still use a potty chair at home and that they actually think Dinosaur Train is saccharine and formulaic.

 

Wendy

 

:smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :001_wub:

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How to cut back on sugar cravings???

:lurk5: I'm with you. It's getting ridiculous.

 

I am sitting here eating brownie mix.  So my will is weak and I sympathize.

 

Sometimes it helps if I eat pineapple first-it's so sweet and acidic that you can't really taste sugary sweets well after that and it makes it not worth it. Really eating anything naturally sweet first might help-smoothies, banana, apple, a date, raisins, etc. 

 

Get rid of it at home and only eat it out as a treat. It worked for us, though we don't follow that now.

 

Chewing on milk chocolate as I type.

 

I don't know. I've heard chromium might help.

 

I know I'm taking some things out of context but I found this funny! You guys are killing me!! Popcorn, brownie mix, etc. :rofl:

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