Hey!

Matt thinks ablation does not sound cool.

Don't scare me like that! Tuesday. Everything starts back up on Tuesday. Thank you!

The family's exploding kittens and Alex's transformers are here. I'm going to wrap them because we need more gifts under the tree.

Does anyone here do hormonal birth control in your 30s and 40s? I've not done it in a decade because I was afraid of causing a miscarriage but now that I know that won't happen I'm considering it for the pain and exhaustion related to my cycle. It's bad.

St Nick's Day is next Saturday. We should have the stockings and all gifts by then. We're going to open stockings and make Christmas cookies.

"O come, let us worship and bow down: let us kneel before the Lord our maker." Psalms 95:6 KJV

I think our Christmas lights are blinking "Shop at Wal-Mart" in Morse code. Booya.

I have issued a Royal Decree. We shall henceforth only deep clean the kids rooms when we have a week off.

You can come here for Christmas. The life changing magic of tidying up. Wonderful. Not fluffy enough by user error (didn't let it rise overnight). Tasted like stuffed elephant ears. 10/10. Would eat again.

I was decorating. What am I getting!?

Baking, crafts, drawing, home repair. Ask your kids what they want to do.

Can I have the stuffing recipe if you liked it?

That's actually really, really cool!

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