Southern Ivy Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 If your child was reading at 3 years old...He will ask for a book. If he asks for a book, you're going to go to the library. If you go to the library, he's going to want a library card. If he has a library card, he's going to want a wallet...(Too much "If you give a mouse a cookie" I think. haha) 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Pass the horrible Mom award Well ok, but I want it back when you're done. Has anyone done Spinning Babies? Yes. There was vomit EVERYWHERE. I don't recommend it. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clear Creek Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (These two have been next to each other for days, and I can't leave it alone any longer!) do you ever get tired of caramel frosting No, I will NEVER EVER get tired of caramel frosting!!! Especially on cinnamon rolls! :drool5: Or pumpkin spice cake. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Foods to have around the house for company? ------- I recommend- Cookies in the corners of the room Sardines under the couch Olives in the bathroom basin And bananas behind the curtains Not sure what others would think about that, but that's what I would have. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyroo Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Counting on Fingers- HELP! Well, I normally start with my right thumb. I don't know why; it just seems convenient. As I put it up I say, "One". You can stop there if that is sufficient, but otherwise I move on to my right fingers starting at pointer and moving down to pinkie. I use those for numbers two through five. If that still isn't enough, you will have to delve into the left hand. Again, I start with my thumb, but the order is largely up to you. Whatever you do, make sure you stick to one-one correspondence between numbers and fingers. If you end up at a number higher than ten, you will know you went astray at some point...or you are the six fingered man. Wendy 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Would it be weird to send a christmas card with just two of 4 children in it? I'm impressed that you can fit any child into one of those small envelopes! Regards, Kareni 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Talk to me about boy sewing resources! When our boys have needed to be sewn, we've always used the ER physician. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Math Facts Poll What! You mean we can change them if enough of us vote? Sweet!! I think that 2+2=5. Who is with me??? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 How to talk about homeschool without alienating people? Isn't that the whole point? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Plan to Eat Meal Planner This sounds so extreme! Are you out of food altogether? No dry beans or rice in the back of the cupboard? Will you each just eat a page or two, maybe wrapped around burrito filling? Perhaps you are just so frustrated with the whole thing you want to get rid of any evidence that it even existed? It is going to be hard to find an accurate calorie count for it... I just spammed "likes", but I so rarely log in on a real computer and it is difficult on my phone! Keep the funny ones coming! I'm liking 'em even when I can't "like" 'em. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Plan to Eat Meal Planner ***** Don't do it! No! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hamster for Christmas I'd heard of ham for Christmas, but .... Regards, Kareni 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerileanne99 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 "Graphic novel suggestions for ds's"... Introduction to puberty? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hamster for Christmas I'd heard of ham for Christmas, but .... Regards, Kareni HA! You got to it before me... I was just about to write something similar. :laugh: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 If you eat spaghetti squash... Nah! I like it thin and long. Otherwise it's too doughy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Fortunately, the Milk Reported. No... wait. Never mind. I Cannot Believe What Rachel did Now! Sorry, Rachel Help with GF gravy please You realize this is proof of premeditation, correct? What did she do anyway? Teen gifts (non-electronic) I didn't know they made robot kids yet! Do they do chores without complaining? I'll bet they don't grow out of their clothes! Can they be put in water? If not, how do you bathe them? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 What do 12 year old girls wear? When out in public, I strongly recommend they wear clothes. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Adding Weight to Felt Food? Actually, just feeling the food doesn't help you gain weight. You gotta eat it. Sorry! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 After a colonoscopy you'd better get dinner! Or drinks. No, wait, I'd need drinks before the procedure. On a serious note, (((Jean))) :grouphug: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyroo Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Want to help me decide where to have my baby? Traditionally it's done where the sun don't shine. Wendy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I'm stuck on couch...stuck in bed.... Have the kids been playing with the super glue again? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Suddenly I Can't Put Weight on my Heel... ---------- Fat heels aren't in style at the moment, so I wouldn't worry about it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 if you drink... what do I order? Something I like! And then I'll say, "Thank you very much." Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 Can we list news sources and comment on slant and reliability? We can, but it probably won't be pretty! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 How far does a pound of meat go in your house? A pan of muffins? A loaf of quick bread? Well, it really depends whether we're talking by underhand, by overhand, or by kicking. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 How far does a pound of meat go in your house? A pan of muffins? A loaf of quick bread? Well, it really depends whether we're talking by underhand, by overhand, or by kicking. Regards, Kareni Have you been peeking in our windows??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Have you been peeking in our windows??? It's a bit of a trek to Missouri, but the sights are certainly worth it! Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 7, 2014 Author Share Posted December 7, 2014 It's a bit of a trek to Missouri, but the sights are certainly worth it! Regards, Kareni :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 How would I teach a dog to bark? You (facing dog and with your back to window): "Say 'woof,' Doggie!" Dog (silent) You: "Say 'woof'!" Dog (silent) Mailman walks by. Dog: "Bark, bark, bark!!!!" You (patting yourself on back): "Good dog!" Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 8, 2014 Author Share Posted December 8, 2014 What Size Rubber Chicken? Depends on how many people you're feeding! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 What Size Rubber Chicken? Depends on how many people you're feeding! Remind me not to go to dinner at her house. :ack2: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Baking Sheets Wouldn't that be a fire hazard? Why would I bake my sheets? I prefer to wash and dry them and put them back on my bed. No trip to the oven is necessary. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 New rug bled all over laundry! Help! Call 9-1-1. It needs medical attention if it's bleeding that profusely! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 What to do when you are feeling wound up tight...TENSION I spit water on my ipad when I read this one. Don't say it, Ewe Mama. Don't even think it! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Do you ever feel stuck? Only when I visit your place and your kids have been playing with the super glue again!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 How do the other half live?? Well, first tell me which half you're in, and then we'll go from there. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 How do you sing "I'm a Little Teapot"? Poorly, very poorly. (I've been told I can't carry a tune in a bucket. I probably couldn't carry one in a teapot, either.) Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 How to make a family picture look good? Photoshop 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Well...that just knocked the wind out of my sails ---------------------------------------------- Oh no! Have you got some spare paddles? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 If you liked Detectives in Togas... I prefer firemen in jeans, but to each their own I guess. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerileanne99 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 "help-me-make-better-use-of-the-200-lbs-of-beef-in-my-freezer" Quickly! I've hidden him in there but my husband will be home soon! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 s/o Can we talk about fried chicken? ------------------- I don't think it's appropriate talking about the dead, do you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Breast pumps? ------------ Work fine to get the right size for that special occasion. Just be careful to not inflate too much air. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod's mum Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 11 year old son gift ideasAs long as you give the receipt with him so I have an option to return. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Christmas Lights - Input Needed I recommend AC. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasperstone Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Are inflatables popular in your area? ------------------------ Not really, as a few have over inflated with that breast pump......... saline seems a better option. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 How many US Presidents can you name? 72 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 When do you give up on the nap? I generally stop napping if the phone rings, someone's at the door, the dog barks. Otherwise, oh, you meant for the baby, the 2 or 3 year old, who is now 13? She likes to take a nap and I don't stop her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarines Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 When do you give up on the nap? Never! I try to nap every day. Mostly they don't let me. But give up? Never. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 What to do with the toddler during school time? Duct tape. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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