Murphy101 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 NOOOOO! Yellow snow is NOT lemon flavored, I don't care what your brother said!!!! Get in here and brush your teeth right now! And where are your brothers? Hiding?! (Not dumb my boys.) What do you mean you don't know and can't remember which one told you that? How could you forget that?! Humph. Siblings united... Supposed to be a good thing.... grumble.... Darn snow makes it hard to place where the hysterical laughing is coming from under various igloo and fort formations. BOYS!!!! Which one of you told him to taste the "lemon" flavored snow?! Get out here! Do NOT even consider making your pregnant mother come dig your sorry hides out of the snow. Man up and get in here right NOW! AFTER I finish yelling that, I hear the old man across the street laughing so hard I think he's going to fall on his bum on the way to check his mail. :toetap05::ack2: Pregnant or not, I might have to add some baileys to my hot cocoa to get through the rest of this blizzard.:001_rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I just spilled my popcorn :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: ...lemon flavored.... My favorite that I have had to yell across the house is "STOP! Do NOT put the flashlight in the microwave!!!" In the yard it would have to be "Well of COURSE they're trying to bite you, you're STANDING ON THEM!" in response to my then 5 year old's complaint that the ants were being mean to him when he went to play - he was wearing heavy jeans and boots at the time and was minimally injured by the little sugar ants. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristavws Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Thank you for the morning laugh! Krista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 DH says :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :blink::eek::ack2: Gag, shudder...They sound like angels, you poor dear pregnant woman:grouphug:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynyel Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 NOOOOO! Yellow snow is NOT lemon flavored, I don't care what your brother said!!!! Get in here and brush your teeth right now! And where are your brothers? Hiding?! (Not dumb my boys.) What do you mean you don't know and can't remember which one told you that? How could you forget that?! Humph. Siblings united... Supposed to be a good thing.... grumble.... Darn snow makes it hard to place where the hysterical laughing is coming from under various igloo and fort formations. BOYS!!!! Which one of you told him to taste the "lemon" flavored snow?! Get out here! Do NOT even consider making your pregnant mother come dig your sorry hides out of the snow. Man up and get in here right NOW! AFTER I finish yelling that, I hear the old man across the street laughing so hard I think he's going to fall on his bum on the way to check his mail. :toetap05::ack2: Pregnant or not, I might have to add some baileys to my hot cocoa to get through the rest of this blizzard.:001_rolleyes: O M G :lol::smilielol5: You are my type of Mom! I so wish I could've heard that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crafty Mathy Mom Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: I almost sprayed coffee on the computer screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcyB Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 ewwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazakaal Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol: At least your neighbor got some entertainment! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 LOL! I can only imagine...:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plink Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::D:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Very funny story! I am curious about one thing: Did any of your boys man up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I just inhaled a mouthful of hot tea! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaik76 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol: (yup, I'm here, too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 I am curious about one thing: Did any of your boys man up? :glare: They all came out of hiding. But I think they formed a pact first. They all declare they would NEVER even think of it and have no idea which of their brothers would do such a thing, ESPECIALLY to a LITTLE brother, even if he was being annoying. I'm not buying it for a minute. Wouldn't surprise me if they thought it up together. So little brother and I had hot cookies and cocoa and they got none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rain Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol: I love it!!! My life with two girls seems so easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykdsmomy Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol: good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinsfamily Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Oh, wow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babysparkler Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 My stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard!!! :lol::w00t::smilielol5::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatherwith4 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol: There has to be a special place in Heaven for those of us who raise boys, right? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Inna* Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 *faints* :lol::lol::lol: Boys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 My son is cracking up, so am I. I think they all should massage your feet, rub your back, and run you a warm bath and make sure you get left alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophia Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 What is it with little boys and pee? This morning my 4 y.o. said "Mom, this morning I peed in the garbage can." :001_huh: "What? Why?" He said 'I don't know" shrugged his shoulders and walked away. tgif is all I can say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girligirlmom Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnitaMcC Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Yuck, but oh so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reminds me of when nephew told my youngest two... "Want some chocolate? It really isn't dog poo." Grr!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnitaMcC Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 What is it with little boys and pee? This morning my 4 y.o. said "Mom, this morning I peed in the garbage can." :001_huh: "What? Why?" He said 'I don't know" shrugged his shoulders and walked away. tgif is all I can say... I don't know why or what gets into boys heads... but my youngest used to have fun peeing on top of the toilet (the tank, not the bowl). And the peeing on the hopping grasshopper in the back yard... for target practice. Go figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlsdMama Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Hands down best post I've ever read in the history of the internet. I'm so sorry for your child, but THANK YOU SO MUCH for posting this. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DianeW88 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 What is it with little boys and pee? This morning my 4 y.o. said "Mom, this morning I peed in the garbage can." :001_huh: "What? Why?" He said 'I don't know" shrugged his shoulders and walked away. tgif is all I can say... My son peed down the basement steps when he was two years old. :blink: Just because he could, I guess. I didn't get an answer as to "why" either. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2myboys Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 NOOOOO! Yellow snow is NOT lemon flavored, I don't care what your brother said!!!! Get in here and brush your teeth right now! And where are your brothers? Hiding?! (Not dumb my boys.) What do you mean you don't know and can't remember which one told you that? How could you forget that?! Humph. Siblings united... Supposed to be a good thing.... grumble.... Darn snow makes it hard to place where the hysterical laughing is coming from under various igloo and fort formations. BOYS!!!! Which one of you told him to taste the "lemon" flavored snow?! Get out here! Do NOT even consider making your pregnant mother come dig your sorry hides out of the snow. Man up and get in here right NOW! AFTER I finish yelling that, I hear the old man across the street laughing so hard I think he's going to fall on his bum on the way to check his mail. :toetap05::ack2: Pregnant or not, I might have to add some baileys to my hot cocoa to get through the rest of this blizzard.:001_rolleyes: :lol: Boys, gotta love 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaJeanne Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I am glad he got a special treat with you! My two oldest boys have each given me memorable pee stories. One day my dh notices that oldest ds had been going all over the bathroom floor. He sounded very angry while making ds clean the floor. But then he came out to me cracking up. Apparently there was ant walking around the rim and ds was trying to get it off! Lesson learned: No peeing ants off the toilet. Next ds had been walking around the house with an ice cream scoop. Then I hear splattering sounds from the bathroom. I walk in to see a mess everywhere and a very surprised look on his 3yo face. Me: Did you just try to pee in that? ds: Nods head yes. Me: How did that work out? ds: just shakes head no. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Oh, man! That is SO funny (and a so NOT funny kind of way)! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caitlinsmom Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: You (and your boys) just made my day! Thanks for a great laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 :glare: They all came out of hiding. But I think they formed a pact first. Darn it! I was hoping you'd hit upon a way to dissolve that pact mentality. My boys were were ever vigilant about not admitting to anything. I would punish them all -- loss of privileges -- and they would complain loudly that it was not fair. No, being the mother of Pact People was Not Fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 This was great! I laughed even harder than at the pie. It's not always just boys... In an emergency once I had DD and the little girl I babysat pee in a parking lot, because they had to go NOW and the alternative was inside my car/wet pants. So I taught them to squat down and hide behind the car/door. The next week, they decided the backyard of my charge's house was a sensible place to pee, since the toilet in the house was SO far away... They were 4 yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cortana Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Oh my goodness, after the day I've had I so needed to read these "pee" stories! ROFL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverMoonlight Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 AFTER I finish yelling that, I hear the old man across the street laughing so hard I think he's going to fall on his bum on the way to check his mail. Oh, Martha! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie4b Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 :lol: :rofl: :smilielol5: Don't forget to write that down and SAVE it ! Put it in the blackmail file you have on whichever son was the perpetrator. And how nice to have given the healthy gift of laughter to an old man! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garga Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 All this peeing reminds me of when I was about 17 years old and read Gulliver's Travels and was horrified to read that Gulliver peed on the palace of the Lilliputians to put out the fire. You can be SURE that THAT scene was in the Gulliver's Travels movie that was out about a month ago. Peeing on things just never seems to get old for boys. And apparently it's been a favored pastime for centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 What is it with little boys and pee? This morning my 4 y.o. said "Mom, this morning I peed in the garbage can." :001_huh: "What? Why?" He said 'I don't know" shrugged his shoulders and walked away. tgif is all I can say... I was wondering the same thing today. My dd has a bladder infection so I brought her to the doctor. I had to bring the boys with me. She had to pee in a cup.... They were all ticked off because THEY wanted to pee in a cup too!! My six year old was totally miffed. I better keep an eye on my cups! Faithe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esavvymom Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I was wondering the same thing today. My dd has a bladder infection so I brought her to the doctor. I had to bring the boys with me. She had to pee in a cup.... They were all ticked off because THEY wanted to pee in a cup too!! My six year old was totally miffed. I better keep an eye on my cups! Faithe :iagree::lol: just what I was thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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