TeacherZee Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 And the bucket list grows!!! Dh put on a beautiful fireworks display tonight. But alas mosquitoes are a definite deterent to romance. That said according to dh he was more amused by my performance in "There's a box elder bug down my camisole." Apparently the choreography was impressive. Faith So are Gorse bushes *ahem* I tried posting yesterday but the interwebbies ate my post (was it something I said?) Robbie Williams thinks I have nice booKs I have gone skinny dipping Backseats of cars at camping places are NOT a good place to make teA I was once asked to leave a club because a boy and I had attempted to find a more private place. These are all accomplishments I am PROUD of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Looks like a new member has joined the club! I'd also like to state that when camping, it is vital that the tent stakes are properly anchored - avoid equipment failure. Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Link to the dress? I've had it awhile. I'll check the Ann Taylor website and see if there is something similar. It is cut just right for me. Hey! It's almost exactly like this, but brown and white: http://www.anntaylor.com/ikat-print-sleeveless-wrap-dress/315897?colorExplode=false&skuId=14013225&catid=cata000012&productPageType=fullPriceProducts&defaultColor=1618 I think I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Looks like a new member has joined the club! I'd also like to state that when camping, it is vital that the tent stakes are properly anchored - avoid equipment failure. Faith One could take that in so many ways. :coolgleamA: :blushing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I wear bikinis because I can. I'm vain. I work for the body I have and it's my shiny trophy. :Sigh: I would absolutely wear a bikini if I felt comfortable in one again. I know I will never work out that hard again. I'm waiting for cheap lipo withno pain or risk. ;) A friend had a tummy tuck, some thigh -sculpting and lipo. Amazing transformation. Amazing. I couldn't take the pain, and my kids are too expensive. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeacherZee Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 One could take that in so many ways. :coolgleamA: :blushing: My brain had not gone there but now...oh dear :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 My brain had not gone there but now...oh dear :lol: Then my job here is done for the day. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Χά�ων Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I just want to say that there are 2 reasons why I do not wear a bikini top and short shorts. 1. My son speed skates and spends hours almost daily at the ICE rink. That is 2-3 hours in a room that is barely above freezing. Sometimes he stays and plays with his friend during open hockey which is another 2-3 hours. 2. I do not have the body for it. I am working on changing that but it will take me a while. For the record once I have the body for it I will wear slutty clothes under my thermal long johns and parka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shukriyya Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Then my job here is done for the day. :D :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 True story, we are taking the middle ds to Iceland next summer. Dh, to save money, wants one hotel room...one...that's right...a nearly 16 year old boy will be in the room with us. Am I the only one who sees a problem with this???? Exotic land, Northern Lights, dh away from work and virtually unreachable by co-workers so he's TOTALLY relaxed???? This just does not add up to me, yah, let's do have a teenage boy room in with us. We aren't making our reservations until September. I have two months to convince him that ds needs his own room. Faith Two months? Surely you could convince him in one day! We got spoiled with suites in WDW (it ain't called the Happiest Place on Earth for nothing) and now a regular hotel room is just not acceptable! We decided we're too old and concrete balconies are too uncomfortable. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I always wish elevators weren't so fast and you could guarantee no stops. ;) (can't believe I'm posting this but you all are just so fun to be silly with!) LOL But I have been told that is not what the Aerosmith song is about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 That's the easy part. DH talked me into one of those drive-thru carwash thingies. Bought the expensive package LOL. I was reluctant not because it was well, daring, but because it was in Georgetown, Texas, and I'd rather get arrested in Travis County than Williamson. Yes, well there's a reason Hippie Hollow is in Travis rather than Williamson. Not to mention Thong Man, whose exercise regime takes him near our house. My mom, who had her farm-girl consciousness raised in Berkeley in the '70s, still did a double-take the first time she saw him pedal by. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=9vju2Y-NoDM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9vju2Y-NoDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 I just want to say that there are 2 reasons why I do not wear a bikini top and short shorts. 1. My son speed skates and spends hours almost daily at the ICE rink. That is 2-3 hours in a room that is barely above freezing. Sometimes he stays and plays with his friend during open hockey which is another 2-3 hours. 2. I do not have the body for it. I am working on changing that but it will take me a while. For the record once I have the body for it I will wear slutty clothes under my thermal long johns and parka. The nice thing about the HTMC, for members in body or spirit or merely voyeurs (and you know who you are), is that we don't need to make excuses. It's all good. It's even OK to wear your HTMC membership tee (I resisted the urge to type teA-shirt.. yay! me) under a more opaque shirt or shirts. *You* know you're wearing it, and that's what counts. If a bit of the camaraderie rubs off and one starts shedding layers, that's all good too. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna in Texas Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Shawna, if you have it down so well that you know the best and worst places to be arrested for public indecency, then ma'am I think you just got nominated for club "field trip" advisor!!! Maybe we can get you a special tank top - motto plus black and white stripes!! :smilielol5: Faith I was worried they would slap me with prostitution in Williamson Co. I'd probably just get indecency in Travis. Either way, it would have been an embarrassing phone call to make to my grandparents to come spring us. They'd find it hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 I was worried they would slap me with prostitution in Williamson Co. I'd probably just get indecency in Travis. Either way, it would have been an embarrassing phone call to make to my grandparents to come spring us. They'd find it hilarious. Ah, the stories you could tell your grandkids. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna in Texas Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Yes, well there's a reason Hippie Hollow is in Travis rather than Williamson. Not to mention Thong Man, whose exercise regime takes him near our house. My mom, who had her farm-girl consciousness raised in Berkeley in the '70s, still did a double-take the first time she saw him pedal by. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=9vju2Y-NoDM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9vju2Y-NoDM I refuse to go to Hippie Hollow. My grandparents go there. Not ever going to happen. As an aside, my husband never wanted to go to a strip club because he didn't know which one in Austin his sister worked at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I refuse to go to Hippie Hollow. My grandparents go there. Not ever going to happen. As an aside, my husband never wanted to go to a strip club because he didn't know which one in Austin his sister worked at. My uncle once got kicked out of a strip club ... for falling asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktgrok Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 That's why you stay in the sea. It's very private..... L Yes, but if there are a lot of waves you can end up gulping water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I refuse to go to Hippie Hollow. My grandparents go there. Not ever going to happen. As an aside, my husband never wanted to go to a strip club because he didn't know which one in Austin his sister worked at. Shawna, I love you. I want to go to a strip club with you in the worst way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Shawna, I love you. I want to go to a strip club with you in the worst way. Hey now, wife! Did you think I wouldn't see this?? =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Hey now, wife! Did you think I wouldn't see this?? =P I just assumed you would drive! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I just assumed you would drive! ;) Quite right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reflections Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Shawna, I love you. I want to go to a strip club with you in the worst way. I learned that most strip clubs won't let single women into them - they usually need a male "date"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbeym Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I want to proudly proclaim that I went shopping all day yesterday in a pair of short cut off shorts, a very cleavage-showing tankini, and a nothing-to-hide-here tank top. That was after I did yoga in a public park of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 My uncle once got kicked out of a strip club ... for falling asleep. Proof positive that men can and do sometimes think about other things besides female body parts!!!! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I learned that most strip clubs won't let single women into them - they usually need a male "date"..... I'm taking Shawna and KK. One of us is going to have to go in drag. Shawna, how big are your boobs?? We know we can't hide KK and I'm a 38DD. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 The humidity here is just awful. I spent all day yesterday in a lightweight pair of capris because the fabric was lighter than any of my shorts, and a cami with a shelf bra. Boys didn't care in the least and they spent a great deal of time shirtless. I threatened to go shirtless as well :D to which the 16 year old child replied, "Okay mom. Do what ya gotta do. But, I'm NOT making eye contact with you, and I may have nightmares." :smilielol5: Normally we don't set our alarms on Sunday, but since we all needed to be out of bed a little early today, I reminded them that if they hit snooze, I might come in to wake them so word of warning, don't sleep nude AND turn the alarm clock off or someone is going to be embarrassed and it won't be me because I changed their diapers...I could careless about show. I didn't have to get anyone up today! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Speaking of the next generation. Apparently my teens have discovered the phrase "that's what she said" and use it to change every comment into something dirty. I can't help but laugh along because it is funny. And I accidently flashed my daughter yesterday. Due to the heat, and having larger booKs, and too much pain in my rib cage to wear a bra the last week I have a really bad case of heat rash/chafing, under one booK. It is extremely painful and I was in the kitchen cooking dinner and the heat of the stove was making it worse so I lifted my shirt to put a cold damp dish cloth on it, and dd13 walked in just at the moment and got an eyefull. She says living in this house you need a lifetime supply of brain bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I learned that most strip clubs won't let single women into them - they usually need a male "date"..... Pigs. Hmpff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I'm taking Shawna and KK. One of us is going to have to go in drag. Shawna, how big are your boobs?? We know we can't hide KK and I'm a 38DD. :D No hiding what you and I have got, that's for sure. Unless all three of us go in drag, complete with moobs... Hmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Backseats of cars at camping places are NOT a good place to make teA No, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I wore a dress that was a bit too short today and thought of all of you. It wasn't technically too short but it felt too short and I spent all morning trying to pull it down. This was more of a function of it riding up my tummy and butt though. Some fashions are just better worn by someone who is not as curvy. I wasn't worried about my moral cred but perhaps my fashion sense cred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Speaking of the next generation. Apparently my teens have discovered the phrase "that's what she said" and use it to change every comment into something dirty. I can't help but laugh along because it is funny. And I accidently flashed my daughter yesterday. Due to the heat, and having larger booKs, and too much pain in my rib cage to wear a bra the last week I have a really bad case of heat rash/chafing, under one booK. It is extremely painful and I was in the kitchen cooking dinner and the heat of the stove was making it worse so I lifted my shirt to put a cold damp dish cloth on it, and dd13 walked in just at the moment and got an eyefull. She says living in this house you need a lifetime supply of brain bleach. My kids love, "That's what she said!" but because they don't get the sexual context, they will use it inappropriately which is actually crazy funny. The thing they say that is a teensy bit creepy is Tracy Jordan's, "I want to take you behind the elementary schoolhouse and get you pregnant." DD said that to her brother once and we all just stood there and then broke out with, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 The dog was begging to go out in the sunshine yesterday morning, so I took myself outside with a cup of tea to bask with her. The garden wraps around the side of the house, so I was (distantly) visible from the road in my PJs. I was rather hoping to get a delivery so that I could report it to you all.... L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Popping in to say "Hi, I belong in this group." We went to the pool today. As it was semi-public there was enough coverage not get kicked out, but there are parts sunburned that shouldn't be. I should have listened to dd when she said maybe my bikini top was shoving a bit more of the books off the shelf than normal. Oh, and I lost all semblance of modesty last week when I joined the "skirt stuck in the panties" club. Luckily only two old ladies saw me before I fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfrumpable. Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 The dog was begging to go out in the sunshine yesterday morning, so I took myself outside with a cup of tea to bask with her. The garden wraps around the side of the house, so I was (distantly) visible from the road in my PJs. I was rather hoping to get a delivery so that I could report it to you all.... L But what kind of PJs were they..... that's what makes it interesting. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 But what kind of PJs were they..... that's what makes it interesting. :) Thin cotton, no bra or underwear - otherwise unexceptional. L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Speaking of the next generation. Apparently my teens have discovered the phrase "that's what she said" and use it to change every comment into something dirty. I can't help but laugh along because it is funny. My husband has said that once or twice as has a friend of his. He tired explaining it to me. I admit I dont' get it. (But I don't get many, many things - so this isn't shocking) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I saw a middle age mother, fit as a fiddle in an affluent area, rocking a hot pink bra under her white sundress. She looked amazing. I looked twice and I am a straight girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I saw a middle age mother, fit as a fiddle in an affluent area, rocking a hot pink bra under her white sundress. She looked amazing. I looked twice and I am a straight girl. That's what she said :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 That's what she said :D Bill I don't know if this dates me, but I prefer... said the actress to the bishop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 That's what she said :D Bill :lol: Well, I may be the butchest st8 grrl around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 :lol: Well, I may be the butchest st8 grrl around. Said the actress to the Archbishop :D It works! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I saw a middle age mother, fit as a fiddle in an affluent area, rocking a hot pink bra under her white sundress. She looked amazing. I looked twice and I am a straight girl. Perhaps I have been reading to much poetry. But that sounds like a poem. I saw a middle age mother, fit as a fiddle in an affluent area, rocking a hot pink bra under her white sundress. She looked amazing I looked twice and I am a straight girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK_Mom4 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 You made my whole night, Julie S! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 My kids love, "That's what she said!" but because they don't get the sexual context, they will use it inappropriately which is actually crazy funny. The thing they say that is a teensy bit creepy is Tracy Jordan's, "I want to take you behind the elementary schoolhouse and get you pregnant." DD said that to her brother once and we all just stood there and then broke out with, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Middle school! Which, admittedly, isn't much better. ;) 30 Rock is a highly quotable show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna in Texas Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I'm taking Shawna and KK. One of us is going to have to go in drag. Shawna, how big are your boobs?? We know we can't hide KK and I'm a 38DD. :D I'm 5' tall and um, massively um, endowed. No hiding what you and I have got, that's for sure. Unless all three of us go in drag, complete with moobs... Hmmm.... That's an idea. Hmm. I'd need to get some like 6" heels with platforms to give me some height. My 15yo can do our makeup. If we're lucky, we might get invited on stage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Jen, Shawna, and KK...you could be up for "Honors and Recognition" in the club if you keep it up! Bill, chief officer and currently sole member of the Happy Trampy Pappy Club, is as usual, on.a.roll! Cracking me up people. Oh, and by the way, I had an embarrassing moment yesterday. It was raining hard and since the humidity was high, after church, I had shed my bra and what not and was happily ensconced in a cami and yoga pants. Unfortunately, I noticed that the window to our minivan was partially down and made a run for it, got completely soaked, and well, yep...drenched cami, drenched yoga pants...you get the mental picture here. I was standing in the kitchen with a towel trying to dry off a little when my dad came burst through the back door. He had decided, as only fate can do, to take this exact moment in time, in a downpour, to bring raspberries to us un.a.nnoun.ced. Dh was enjoying the show, but I'm pretty certain my poor, prim and proper father went home and poured bleach over his head! GRRRRRR.... Bet dad never shows up without calling first again! :D On a more sober note, I'm pretty happy that dad has recovered from his surgeries well enough to take go out in the rain and make a jog from the driveway to the house. So, there was a silver lining in that cloud. Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeacherZee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 No, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Of course ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 This has become my first morning stop every day :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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