nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Brian Blessed woke me up this morning. Called me a strumpet. I was pleased. I have that app! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have that app! I know! LOL I got it after you told me about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have owned a black pleather corset and worn it in public. OK, that I've never done before. Although, when I think about it, there was one Halloween when I was bar-tending back in college days at a fern-bar on the Oakland/Berkely line (with a decidedly mixed clientele) wearing a very pretty pink satin dress that was just a tiny bit too small to be moving in quite as fast as I needed to be on that jam-packed night. The thing started tearing and got more and more revealing as the evening wore on (and having injested some mushrooms I just did not care). Tips were great that night! :D Bill (not generally a cross-dresser ;)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I am going to admit that I had to google fern bar. And, since I was brought up in this thread, I was a little nervous google-ing it. However, it was extremely tame, especially for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmiel Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I was living overseas. My friends and I headed out of town to celebrate someone's birthday at some pond/swamp. There were others there having picnics, too. We got drunk, as was usual for us and this part of the world. My friend and I decided to go for a swim. Naturally, we wore our birthday suits. Well, it was definitely more swamp than pond. The water was very shallow, so we couldn't really submerge ourselves as we had hoped. We got slimy plants all over ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 OK, that I've never done before. Although, when I think about it, there was one Halloween when I was bar-tending back in college days at a fern-bar on the Oakland/Berkely line (with a decidedly mixed clientele) wearing a very pretty pink satin dress that was just a tiny bit too small to be moving in quite as fast as I needed to be on that jam-packed night. The thing started tearing and got more and more revealing as the evening wore on (and having injested some mushroom I just did not care). Tips were great that night! :D Bill (not generally a cross-dresser ;)) Bill, you hussy, you. You can participate in the annual ceremonial rushing of the pizza box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ok, who here would not pay to see that? :laugh: Cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Cash I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I am going to admit that I had to google fern bar. And, since I was brought up in this thread, I was a little nervous google-ing it. However, it was extremely tame, especially for this thread. Fern bar is innocuous. It was a nice place filled with Victorian furniture, plants, phony-Tiffany lamps, that sort of thing. We had a grand piano, and had jazz combos. The actual "bar" was mahogany, and had been rescued from one of the Crocker Mansions. It was beautiful. Ordinarily "The Lobby" was a pretty civilized place. Just not on Halloween. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Cash You think I didn't make enough to pay that quarter's tuition that one night? :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 You think I didn't make enough to pay that quarter's tuition that one night? :D Bill Channeling your inner hot sorority girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Cash Oh Fudge! I've only got my debit card on me!!!!! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have spent all kinds of naked time in hot tubs and hot springs and saunas. (Nmoira, is Inner City Hot Springs still operating in Portland?) It closed a few years ago. I don't know if they ever relocated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Oh Fudge! I've only got my debit card on me!!!!! Faith I'll cover you. Not literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Then there was another crazy-fun Berkeley night, when two of my best friends landed a great top-story apartment for their last Summer over-looking Telegraph Ave. The place had a cavernous living room (great for big parties) and wall-space galore. So I, the unofficial art-history minor (yes, I was smart enough to know art-history classes were the best place to meet intoxicating women :D) thought it would be a great idea to get big rolls of white butcher paper, and a particular shade of blue paint, and have a big party were we'd have a tribute to the French artist Yves Klein. At the party everybody stripped down, got well-painted with Yves Klein blue, and then laid down to make a full-body imprints on the giant sheets of paper, which we subsequently hung all around that great space. As I'm sure you can imagine, this space became a notorious center of good-times during that long Berkeley summer. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 (yes, I was smart enough to know art-history classes were the best place to meet intoxicating women :D) But how were they dressed (or not) in class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 But how were they dressed (or not) in class? It didn't matter...for long ;) :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 This thread is on the "Atheists, agnostics, free-thinkers" sub-forum, right? What? No??? Holy crap! :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I'll cover you. Not literally. Hey look, NO coffee splattered across the screen! It's a darn good thing I'm leaving on the coffee table next to me. Note to self, always swallow before checking this thread. If we ever meet in real live nmoira, I owe you a 20 spot for this thread! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Then there was another crazy-fun Berkeley night, when two of my best friends landed a great top-story apartment for their last Summer over-looking Telegraph Ave. The place had a cavernous living room (great for big parties) and wall-space galore. So I, the unofficial art-history minor (yes, I was smart enough to know art-history classes were the best place to meet intoxicating women :D) thought it would be a great idea to get big rolls of white butcher paper, and a particular shade of blue paint, and have a big party were we'd have a tribute to the French artist Yves Klein. At the party everybody stripped down, got well-painted with Yves Klein blue, and then laid down to make a full-body imprints on the giant sheets of paper, which we subsequently hung all around that great space. As I'm sure you can imagine, this space became a notorious center of good-times during that long Berkeley summer. Bill Hey Bill, who knew you were probably a "Mona Lisa Smile" lover??? Learn.something.new.and.very.important.every.single.day! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I'll have to tell my dd about this when she wakes. She thinks it is one of the world's greatest injustices that women have to wear shirts. I know, I'm just passing on the harlotry, but I let her go topless around home all the time. The boys/men at our house are topless all the time. Until she has something to cover up - I told her to go for it. I have no trouble with girls and woman going topless. Mind you I wouldn't. I would end up with black eyes. I have at least one female friend who gre up in Canada who went topless (In the same situation as boys) till she was about 11? 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 There used to be an annual 'sexual deviance' theme party. I went dressed as a 50's housewife. :tongue_smilie: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Hey Bill, who knew you were probably a "Mona Lisa Smile" lover??? Learn.something.new.and.very.important.every.single.day! Faith Is that a Julia Robets movie? What do you take me for??? :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang!Zoom! Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I didn't read a single post in this thread. I just wanted to like something today is all. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 ALL I WANNA DO IS TAG!!! *shakes fist at forum* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Is that a Julia Robets movie? What do you take me for??? :D Bill I'll take Ruth Gordon over Julia Roberts any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 ALL I WANNA DO IS TAG!!! *shakes fist at forum* You could still share. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Lu would like to point out that she has not thrown her "like frisbee" all over the forum. Because of her discretion she is still able to like awesome posts. http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/cool.png Hate on like hos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 <snipped> Bill~ I'm in the Pacific almost everyday, but I need my wetsuit to stay in for more than two seconds. A very modest outfit by anyones standards. You'd be surprised. A very dear friend of mine had to wear CULLOTTES over her full-length wetsuit when she was snorkeling with a church group. :glare: :cursing: :banghead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 You'd be surprised. A very dear friend of mine had to wear CULLOTTES over her full-length wetsuit when she was snorkeling with a church group. :glare: :cursing: :banghead: Wouldn't that be a safety issue? I'm a bit paranoid though, as a second cousin of mine died snorkeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Wouldn't that be a safety issue? I'm a bit paranoid though, as a second cousin of mine died snorkeling. I don't know- probably? But I'm sure that particular church valued their view of modesty above all else. Sad... but she's long gone from there now- not without scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I'll take Ruth Gordon over Julia Roberts any day. What was so weird in that Harold and Maude clip, was that it looked a lot like the hill at the back Greek Theater. I was thinking to myself if only they cut to a shot of the San Franciwco Bay it would be perfect. Then they cut to the Bay! :lol: Not exactly the same view as from Berkeley, but still. I might sue the film-makers for ripping off my life-story, but for the fact it was made before I went to college. My mom took me to see it during the opening run in 1971. She loved that movie. Blame her. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmiraGulch Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have to say this makes me wonder just what those people in your avatar are wearing. Or not! Lol The two you can actually see are my kids, and they're in bathing suits. Ok, so was I. In that particular photo.... :coolgleamA: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 While my DH and I were dining in Thessaloniki, Greece one summer's evening, we saw a whole bunch of naked bike riders. And then, a few days later while lunching in Rome, we saw another large group of naked bike riders. That doesn't happen in Georgia. (at least the state Georgia. I have never been to the country Georgia, so I will not comment on the lack or presence of naked bike riding groups. Although, I have heard that there are naked bike riders in San Francisco.) Not in the country of Georgia either, but once a bunch of university professors wrapped themselves in bed sheets to look like Greeks in togas. They were attempting to recreate the journey of Jason into Georgia up Rioni River, not the calmest body of water around. Sooo, soon they realized they had to get to shore and landed in some village in the evening wrapped in sheets. That wouldn't have been a problem, only a day before a group of males broke out of insane asylum not far from that spot and soon frantic and happy villagers phoned in the police to let them know their crazies had been captured. It was apparently quite a spectacle when the professors were attempting to persuade the police that they weren't crazy afterall, they were just ancient Greeks sailing up the river. I know it isn't about modesty, but I think it's hillarious and yes, it's a true story :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulycrabby Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 OK, that I've never done before. Although, when I think about it, there was one Halloween when I was bar-tending back in college days at a fern-bar on the Oakland/Berkely line (with a decidedly mixed clientele) wearing a very pretty pink satin dress that was just a tiny bit too small to be moving in quite as fast as I needed to be on that jam-packed night. The thing started tearing and got more and more revealing as the evening wore on (and having injested some mushrooms I just did not care). Tips were great that night! :D Bill (not generally a cross-dresser ;)) The Spy who wore pink - it could be a theme party. :coolgleamA: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" *shakes fist* Damn you forum for making me stop my whoring ways for 24 hours. How am I supposed to feed my family now?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" *shakes fist* Damn you forum for making me stop my whoring ways for 24 hours. How am I supposed to feed my family now?!?! Duh. You pimp out someone else's likes. I'm cheap and available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Spy who wore pink - it could be a theme party. :coolgleamA: Apparently they've already done this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvKLE2164kA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" *shakes fist* Damn you forum for making me stop my whoring ways for 24 hours. How am I supposed to feed my family now?!?! CRAP! I have to put on my pot roast for tonight. Thanks for the reminder to feed my family. Good thing I took that unpacking boxes break. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 "You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" *shakes fist* Damn you forum for making me stop my whoring ways for 24 hours. How am I supposed to feed my family now?!?! As long as I don't get the dreaded: "You've reached your limit of inelegantly crafted double entendres for the day. No, wait, we mean forever!" I'm happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I sometimes wear 2 bras. I wear 2 sport bras when I run because I don't want to injure my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Someone reported my lamb chops song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 CRAP! I have to put on my pot roast for tonight. Thanks for the reminder to feed my family. Good thing I took that unpacking boxes break. ;) I'd like to think that it would be nicer unpacking boxed in Hawaii than almost anywhere else. It sounds nicer in any case. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I sometimes wear 2 bras. :lol: So is that doubly modest? Or does the second negate the first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 So is that doubly modest? Or does the second negate the first? What if they're both padded? That would be anti-modest. And hot in a bad way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I'd like to think that it would be nicer unpacking boxed in Hawaii than almost anywhere else. It sounds nicer in any case. :) The nicest thing is I can say things like, "unpack those 6 big boxes, then you can swim in the pool for 30 minutes." It makes things go much faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Someone reported my lamb chops song... Not I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I wear 2 sport bras when I run because I don't want to injure my face. What sport bras?? Seriously. I wear two and it's not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 So is that doubly modest? Or does the second negate the first? *like* What if they're both padded? That would be anti-modest. And hot in a bad way. *like* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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