Excelsior! Academy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 :bigear: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirth Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 This is funny! (literal video of Total Eclipse of the Heart) Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version *ORIGINAL* - watch more funny videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brett_ashley Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I went through the car wash today with my sun roof open and couldn't figure out how to get it closed. I got drenched. :) It was worth it to hear the kids cackle and scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besroma Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I went through the car wash today with my sun roof open and couldn't figure out how to get it closed. I got drenched. :) It was worth it to hear the kids cackle and scream. Oh, no! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I went through the car wash today with my sun roof open and couldn't figure out how to get it closed. I got drenched. :) It was worth it to hear the kids cackle and scream. Nice! I once drove my lawn mower over the same strip of grass for 20 minutes back and forth back and forth before my dh, who was watching and chuckling, motioned to me to go over to him. It was then he lowered the blades on the mower so that it would, you know, actually cut the grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpoy85 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I was having C do some writing and an intro to Cursive. She wanted to get on my computer and asked " Mommy, why doesnt the computer keyboard have cursive letters? " :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeviolin Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 My three-year-old had a page with faces that were missing certain features. One was missing a mouth and she couldn't figure out what was missing. I had her feel her face to see if that would help her. I asked, "What's on your face?" and she said, "Frosting." :lol: So then, I asked, "What's just under your nose?" and she said, "ummm...boogers?" :) She cracks me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davysmom Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 This is funny! (literal video of Total Eclipse of the Heart) Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version *ORIGINAL* - watch more funny videos That's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I've got something simultaneously funny and horrifying: niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/?m=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 This might fit... I was watching Kung fu panda 2 recently and couldn't help but think of downton abbey. You have Tigress (Mary) who was in many ways the one who should inherit the dragon warrior title (Downton abbey). But instead it went to Po (Matthew) who really knew nothing about being a dragon warrior (duke). Poor Shifu (the duke and duchess) was shocked and disappointed when it was discovered Po (Matthew) would get the title.... But as it turns out Po (Mathew) brought something to the role of dragon warrior that in fact was needed in order to save kung fu (Downton Abbey) due to the war. (if you are lucky enough to read the book about downton abbey which my library bought, it points out that Matthew and his more working class roots can and will likely help Downton abbey survive the changes it will need to face after a war) I could go on about reason why the shows are similar, but I'm on my iPad. So if you are craving Downton Abbey may I suggest you go watch Kung fu panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmoe Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 One should not try to remove their new spanx undershirt by pulling it over their head! And one should especially not do that when the only one in the house to save one from certain stranglation and death is an embaressed teenage son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmiraGulch Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I took my kids to a festival the other day and they wanted to get their faces painted. My 9 year old dd ® went first. Here's how that went: Face Painter Lady: How would you like me to paint your face today? R: As an ocelot, please. Face Paiter Lady: ???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 How about something sweet? Kiddo gets cluster headaches, and the middle of last night he had his worst one ever. He was crying and begging for it to stop. The thermometer was lost, and I sent hubby out to buy one. I finally got kiddo to settle down and put an ice pack over the offending eye and let me rub his back, and he stopped hyperventilating and crying. In a moment he said, "I'm sorry I'm keeping you up." "That's okay," I whispered, "That's what mommies and daddies are for." And he fell asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 The past few days have been very stressful. I lost it earlier today, but then felt a bit better. I am a bounce-back kind of gal, so I was feeling decent later. At supper, we were talking about stuff on the news and my son says he feels really sorry for his uncle right in the path of hurricane Isaac. Dh says, "If anything you should feel sorry that uncle had to grow up with hurricane Audrey." I feel sorry for them, though. That had just been my Cat 2. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourpatchbaby Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 This is an oldie but a goodie. I was at a store restroom with Ducky (who was at the time two) and he saw me use the bathroom. He exclaims really loud "mami, your penis fell in the potty! That's okay mami, we buy you a new one at the store." :lol::lol: Did I mention it was a CROWDED bathroom and that everyone else heard him too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Horrible Histories. :D I recently discovered them and they crack me up. Here they are doing an Also, I post a (clean) funny picture/video every weekend on my blog. You can find them under Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 This is an oldie but a goodie. I was at a store restroom with Ducky (who was at the time two) and he saw me use the bathroom. He exclaims really loud "mami, your penis fell in the potty! That's okay mami, we buy you a new one at the store." :lol::lol: Did I mention it was a CROWDED bathroom and that everyone else heard him too? :smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsbaby Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 (edited) This is an oldie but a goodie. I was at a store restroom with Ducky (who was at the time two) and he saw me use the bathroom. He exclaims really loud "mami, your penis fell in the potty! That's okay mami, we buy you a new one at the store." :lol::lol: Did I mention it was a CROWDED bathroom and that everyone else heard him too? Hahaha!!! That reminds me: I once had my nephew with me at Hobby Lobby (he was 4). As we were coming out of the bathroom, a sweet old lady was going in. As I stood there holding the door for her, she looked down at him and smiled. So, he looks up and says "Hey, hey, hey.....You're old! And you have a beard!". I almost died as my 3 kids tried not to laugh. The lady was like "did he call me old?". I just did some awkward maniacal laugh and walked away:001_huh: Edited August 30, 2012 by hsbaby Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneBlessedx4 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Almost 4 yr old dd wanted to buy almost 19 yr old ds superman underwear (we always joke about giving each other underwear as a present). So....she found the ones she wanted, and said (LOUDLY of course) that it had a pocket! And she stuck her arm in there. Almost 16 yr old son and 12 yr old dd just about died. Did I mention that he works at the store we bought them at (though he wasn't with us)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmamaz Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 oh, thanks for the literal video - i had promised to send my 16 yo the literal Safety Dance video (because we heard the song on the radio in the car) and of course, i forgot. i've had a very bad day too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfamilygal Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 We're notebooking through Little House in the Big Woods. So far, Abigail has narrated the following to me: "Mary had a rag doll, but Laura only had a corndog doll" and "A rodent is a animal that gets runned over by a truck on the highway. Oh wait, that's roadkill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Diorama fail: http://cheezburger.com/6533048832 Kid history (dads tell their kids a story about something that happened when *they* were kids, the kids re-tell it, then the parents re-enact the kid version:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassenach Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I read this website when I need a quick laugh- http://whenparentstext.com/ Some favorites from today: MOM: How’s the new digs? ME: Mom…digs? What does that even MEAN? MOM: How’s your new house? ME: But…what’s a dig MOM: What, is that ANOTHER thing that no one says anymore????? ME: What is your opinion on classy nose piercings? MOM: Absolutely not possible to be classy! unless it is valued as a beauty symbol by your culture as with India. Think about it! It’s nasty… when you have a cold? Yuk. When you’ve been nominated to the supreme court? When Prince Harry considers proposing to you? Not worth it! ME: mom already said yes at like 11:30 last night. Haven’t talked since then? DAD: just in the last 20 min DAD: and it wasn’t about you DAD: not at the center of our world anymore DAD: though we still like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wintermom Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 This is funny! (literal video of Total Eclipse of the Heart) Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version *ORIGINAL* - watch more funny videos That is very funny! I almost peed on the floor, just like the girl in the song! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wintermom Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: That was awesome. Here's one: my 3-year-old does jumping jacks by hopping up and down while smacking his bottom with both hands. Oh cr*p! This made me almost pee, too! :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Younger dd and dh were playing today. Dd started wrestling with dh... Dd: "Owww!" Dh: "What happened!" Dd: "I bent!" The rest of us: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: I have laughed more in the last half hour than I have in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamzanne Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I just thought of this for no particular reason today and it made me laugh out loud: I had a friend in high school who was a vegetarian except for Taco Bell tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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