scoutingmom Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Kindergarten 6th time - anything new? If your child hasn't passed Kindergarten after 5 times, I would try new things for everything! Sent from my SM-T530NU using Tapatalk 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 what would set a smoke detector off? Smoke, one hopes. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I only answer these when I have a first response in my head that I know is possibly along the lines of Emily Litella thinking. What motivates you? Fire, water, hunger, tiredness, cold, too hot, thirsty, fast moving traffic. How often do you host? I try to stay free of pests, but I have hosted ticks, lice, and mosquitoes. So, once for lice and that was in the winter. Ticks aren't too bad here in Texas, worse in Maryland, I'd say 4 or 5 times in the summer. Mosquitoes...every time I go outside and it's above 65 degrees. That's how often I host. YMMV 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 What is in your purse? A lot of air and not nearly as much money as I'd like. Regards, Kareni 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 In Search of a Scorpion BookWell, a twelfth or so of authors should be Scorpios, but IDK why that would matter. I mean, Shakespeare was an Aries. SWB's birthday is in the summer, so no Scorpion books from her. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 Help me find a vehicle I'd start by looking in the garage. If not there, maybe the driveway? Carport? Barn? Parked on the street? Maybe you left it at a bar and Ubered home? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 The One Hundred Year Old Man Who (followed by) Who's Going to Tackle Saturday With Me? Great. I can't wait to get started. I hope he's sturdy. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Raw water -- has this been discussed here? I love raw water. Cooking it leaves it so flat tasting. I've tried it in a crock pot for a slow cook, but no. We've also blanched it, but meh. Raw water is good, as long as it comes from the mountains of northwestern North Carolina in that one little area where it is not polluted by the copper mines. Supposedly the best water in America. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manora Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I haven't a contribution to the game at the moment, but I just wanted to add myself to the list of people who thought goats would never happen. And the idea of a world without goats made me sad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Book Club Activity Ideas Reading??? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted January 19, 2018 Author Share Posted January 19, 2018 Anybody have a back massager they like? Yes, and his name is Dad4Boys. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaKim Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Oh man! This is the first time I even opened this thread because I thought it was probably some kind of actual game, which I am never any good at. I had no idea it was a place for smart alecks to hang out! This is my tribe! Now, I have an awful lot of catch-up reading to do. :laugh: 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 This year's flu is scary and confusing. What advice are you hearing? Don't get it. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Tick Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Oops. Just realized I've been "liking" posts from earlier in January a year ago! :blush: They are still funny, though!! What "is" critical thinking? All those judgey thoughts that you don't say out loud. (Duh!) 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Oops. Just realized I've been "liking" posts from earlier in January a year ago! :blush: They are still funny, though!! What "is" critical thinking? All those judgey thoughts that you don't say out loud. (Duh!) Once in a while when I'm feeling bummed out or sad or mad, I will pick random pages and read until I'm crying from laughing so hard. We've had fun with this thread. Like old posts, go ahead. I have done that too. Welcome to the smarty pants thread. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) Is this too soon to forget a math concept? It's never too soon to forget a math concept. :leaving: :nopity: Edited January 27, 2018 by luuknam 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 If you use lapbooks I have a super important question for you Why?????? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecropia Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 (edited) The Tyranny of Metrics Imagine there's no angstromIt's easy if you tryNo area of a circle No reason to use pi Imagine all the people living measure-free Imagine there's no timepieceIt isn't hard to doNo days, hours or minutesAnd no seconds, tooImagine all the people living life in peaceyoo hooo ooooo You may say I'm a dreamerBut I'm not the only oneI hope some day you'll join usAnd the world will be as one Edited February 7, 2018 by Cecropia 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapbookbuzz Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 http://Lifeguarding? Nope, not today. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebbyribs Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Putting in a pool I think that activity is better suited to a golf course. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Latin Files - Where to put them? You might put them next to the Greek Hammers and the Sanskrit Wrenches. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Speaking of cleaning up vomit I'd prefer to pass on both the speaking and the cleaning. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 January weight gain????? Ideas to stop it?? Wait (a pun!) and the calendar turns to February. Regards, Kareni 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luuknam Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Reasons to Consider a Less Selective, Less Expensive College 1) It's easier to get in 2) It's cheaper 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El... Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 ​I have decided ​...to follow Jesus? (And now that song is stuck in my head!) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 What would you put in a Science box? :toetap05: This question has been begging for a spoof for days, but I got nuttin. Can anyone help me out? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausmumof3 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 CLOTHES AGAIN... sure beats nudity anyway... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 CLOTHES AGAIN... sure beats nudity anyway... Don't knock it until you've tried it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Clearly the answer is a cat. :) I cannot see that thread without thinking of my favorite t shirt I need to replace as I’ve worn holes in it: https://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-cat-in-the-box I really like your answer, texasmom, and the t-shirt, too. Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 dark circles... please tell me something works I prefer poor lighting and hiding my husband's glasses. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storygirl Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Death by Diet....How do we stop it? Eat something? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 How to get rid of cold quickly Several possibilities come to mind: turn on the heat, build a fire, drink hot tea, get a hot water bottle, snuggle with a child, .... Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 new kitchen table...how to protect it from kids Leave it at the store. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Anyone own a smoker? I am pretty sure it is illegal to own people, even if they DO smoke. Sent from my SM-T530NU using Tapatalk 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted February 26, 2018 Author Share Posted February 26, 2018 Anyone own a smoker? I am pretty sure it is illegal to own people, even if they DO smoke. Sent from my SM-T530NU using Tapatalk I was trying to think of how to word that...you did it perfectly! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) Entering Logic Stage, would love pointers Run! Get out while you still can! Run! Edited March 1, 2018 by Another Lynn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebbyribs Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just for fun - if you had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoutingmom Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Entering Logic Stage, would love pointers Well, not sure if logic stage matters on this, but our local teachers' store has all kinds of pointers.... ones that look like hands or animals. I do think logic stage might prefer the ones that look like a boring stick.... but you never know. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Just for fun - if you had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel. Ah, I had to use a search engine to understand the humor of your reply, rebbyribs. Good one! Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 WWYD hair loss on legs Throw away my razor!!! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 A mysterya romance, and a western all walk into a library. The librarian says .... Regards, Kareni 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Each time I see Garbage trucks in parades I think it says Garbage trucks in paradise. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Roll away bed recommendations? You might try glue or duct tape to keep the bed from rolling. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storygirl Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 When is the last time you did something out of the box? I'm cooking fettucine out of the box for supper right now. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 When is the last time you did something out of the box? I've never done anything inside a box! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Tiny Dresses I don't have anything witty, but every time I see this thread the song Tiny Dancer pops into my head. Make it stop!!!!! And, showing my age, I see the thread title and am reminded of the Don Ho song, Tiny Bubbles. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Tiny dresses? "No, thank you, " says Tim. "I'd like some tiny trousers to wear when Mr. Scrooge comes for dinner." Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaillardia Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 The Tyranny of Metrics Imagine there's no angstrom It's easy if you try No area of a circle No reason to use pi Imagine all the people living measure-free Imagine there's no timepiece It isn't hard to do No days, hours or minutes And no seconds, too Imagine all the people living life in peace yoo hooo ooooo You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one This was a good one, sorry I missed it a month ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 How to deal with someone close to you that wants to talk politics... Move. Regards, Kareni 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guinevere Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/670428-london-question/?do=findComment&comment=8042070 Is Greenwich worth the time? Hope so, because we are all counting on them! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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