amo_mea_filiis. Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Please pass to me. What is the most disgusting thing your boy, or girl, has done in the last month? I truly hope someone can top my son, but I doubt it. Yesterday dd cleaned up water in the bathroom and left the paper towels on the floor (no judging!). I was in the bathroom replacing the TP and the bathroom was really stinky, like nasty stinky! I started complaning to ds who was the last to use the toilet. He starts laughing. Instead of yelling for TP, he grabs the paper towels off the floor, wipes, and throws them back on the floor! :toetap05: :ack2: Does he win? :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arghmatey Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My children collect conch shells buried in mud and duck poop most Thursdays at our co-op park day. It's become normal but not less disgusting in the past few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacie Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 In the middle of the night (a few days ago) my 4yos threw up on my 6yos' head and pillow. 6yo slept through it. I had to wake him up to get him in the shower. When asked "why did you throw up on your brother?", he responded... "I was by him and didn't know I needed to". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I have a nose picker. I've been making him pay me a quarter every time I catch him digging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Oh my... Oh my my my my.... Oh Dearie dear..... -Piglet (I have nothing out of the ordinary to share. My youngest is sick with a snot and booger producing cold. There you go. It's like everyday ordinary life around here lately.:D ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 In the middle of the night (a few days ago) my 4yos threw up on my 6yos' head and pillow. 6yo slept through it. I had to wake him up to get him in the shower. When asked "why did you throw up on your brother?", he responded... "I was by him and didn't know I needed to". I think this beats poopy paper towels! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethben Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Pooped and peed down the air vent count? Her brother used it for her baby dolls as their pretend toilet I come to find out later so she thought she could too. Try cleaning that out! Beth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 This isn't my kid, but... I was babysitting my friends boy. He was in my sons bedroom napping. He could make trouble, but I thought I was safe since said bedroom was bare. it had a bed on the floor, sheets on the bed, one blanket, and a empty book shelve. After he had been napping for awhile I heard him yelling, "It's POO, It's POO!" Turned out he pooed in his diaper, and then decided to use that as paint. He had scooped it out and was painting the walls. He then must have noticed it was POO! and got freaked out and started yelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Pooped and peed down the air vent count? Her brother used it for her baby dolls as their pretend toilet I come to find out later so she thought she could too. Try cleaning that out! Beth Awesome!!! Totally beats me! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My son flushed his necktie in the toilet the other day. He likes to lean over the toilet to watch the poop go down. This is also the same boy who was blowing bubbles with a straw in the toilet bowl after he'd peed in it. (I refuse to consider that he did anything with the straw but blow bubbles.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommie_Jen Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My two youngest brothers used to pee down the heat registers in the night instead of walking down the hall to the bathroom. Or they would try to pee out the (2nd story) window, but let's just say a 4-5 yr old boy can't exactly reach out the window to pee. My oldest licked the toilet plunger as a baby. My youngest has licked the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 What I could tell you is so utterly embarrassing I'm not telling you. That's just not fair. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 What I could tell you is so utterly embarrassing I'm not telling you. Boys are gross...hands down they are just gross! I'll share more if it'll make you feel better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise1mds Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Pooped and peed down the air vent count? Her brother used it for her baby dolls as their pretend toilet I come to find out later so she thought she could too. Try cleaning that out! Beth Yeah, mine used to do that. He also used to pee on the carpet under his bed, and one particularly memorable night, I discovered pee in the (wooden) nightstand drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Considering my six year old son just tried to stick his finger in the cat's butt, I think I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirth Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 LOL No really I want to maintain at least one tiny microscopic amount of dignity.:D Here it is in a box, yours to keep: ============== |WendyK's DIGNITY | | * * * * * * * * * * | |16oz. King size bar | ============== Now, spill. (pls?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi3129 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Shortly after I got my son potty trained (and he was a late potty trainer, so he was probably around 4), I was cleaning our living room and digging toys out from under the couch. In addition to the toys, I pulled out a fairly fresh turd. He also had a pretty big stash of poptart crusts that he had hidden under there. Needless to say, mama wasn't happy. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Please pass to me. What is the most disgusting thing your boy, or girl, has done in the last month? I truly hope someone can top my son, but I doubt it. Yesterday dd cleaned up water in the bathroom and left the paper towels on the floor (no judging!). I was in the bathroom replacing the TP and the bathroom was really stinky, like nasty stinky! I started complaning to ds who was the last to use the toilet. He starts laughing. Instead of yelling for TP, he grabs the paper towels off the floor, wipes, and throws them back on the floor! :toetap05: :ack2: Does he win? :glare: Nah. At least he used the paper -if we don't have toilet paper in the bathroom my kids use the wall :glare: Otherwise they run down the hall to the bedroom and grab the 2yo's wet wipes - wipe their butt and throw the wet wipes on the carpet :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In2why Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I can come close. I just 5 minutes ago tracked down a "smell" it was an oatmeal bowl under my daughters bed. It was so bad that I actually dry heaved on my way to throw the bowl in the trash, there isnt any way I can wash it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In2why Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 What I could tell you is so utterly embarrassing I'm not telling you. Boys are gross...hands down they are just gross! Let me guess.......did it involve a boy "discovering" himself, a bathtub, and not rinsing it out after? If so, been there, done that, and barely lived through it. Boys ARE Gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannqn Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Considering my six year old son just tried to stick his finger in the cat's butt, I think I win. My 2 year old GIRL has tried to do that to the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delaney Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 my oldest son was complaining that the Doritos were stale and then discovered that the 5 year old had licked all the seasoning off and put them back in the bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIE! Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Once, after ds (4) used the bathroom I noticed the TP (all rolled up again nicely) was covered in smelly brown spots :glare: dh said ds was taking reduce REUSE recycle a bit too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 OK, I'm not sure I'm in y'all's league, but I'll try. My kids are 3 months apart in age, so they were potty training at the same time. They were 1yo and sitting ever so cutely on their little potties. One of them pooped in the potty so I got her put back together and then turned back to dispose of the poop. BUT the poop was MIA. Turns out it was in little sis's mouth.:ack2: When I was a kid, I was the oldest girl in the family, and I had two older brothers who were slobs. (They did a lot of the things described above.) They were so slobby that my mom used to make me clean their bedroom from time to time. I was about 11 and I found so many gross things - rotten food under the bed, dirty underwear behind the dresser, etc. I was getting more and more disgusted and angry. The last straw was when I found the remains of a half-eaten can of peaches - completely covered in mold. I didn't realize it was still liquid, though. I went over to my brother and shoved the can in his face, intending to make him look at and smell the gross mold. But instead the moldy liqued was flung right into his face. I couldn't decide whether I was glad or sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom-ninja. Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 my oldest son was complaining that the Doritos were stale and then discovered that the 5 year old had licked all the seasoning off and put them back in the bag :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara in AZ Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Instead of yelling for TP, he grabs the paper towels off the floor, wipes, and throws them back on the floor! :toetap05: :ack2: Does he win? :glare: I don't know. I recently discovered that my son has been wiping his fingers off on the shower curtain after he wiped his bum. For quite a while. It's a floral pattern, so it wasn't obvious. GROSS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyJoy Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Mine can't top some of yours, but still gross! When DS was about 18 mo. he found a drinking straw on the ground and tried to use it to drink out of the birdbath. Fortunately we caught him in time. Unfortunately, a few days later he managed to just put his lips on the edge and drink out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie Laurie Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Well, today I was conducting a long overdue deep clean in the bedroom that my 7 and 9 year old share by choice. It had become a sea of toys and dirty clothes and I was pretty mad about the state of things. We were clearing out the closet when one of my kids found someone's molar in there. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Oh my word. This thread has me laughing so hard I am crying. Reminded me of the time I was at McDonald's Playland. DS2 was about 3 and not very well potty trained, but in underwear. All of the sudden someone says there is poop in the playstructure. I got rather indignant about "some parents" and we leave McDonald's. It's not until I am buckling DS into his carseat that I notice his pants are a bit wet and upon further investigation discover that it was his poop that somehow slid out of his underwear, down his pants leg and fell out into the McDonald's playstructure. I was the "some parent". We didn't go to McDonald's again for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iona Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I feel better, thanks everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten18 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 This is absolutely my favorite kind of thread. :lol: My youngest has licked the toilet. Well, I think I can beat that. My DS licked the toilet seat ......................at Disneyland.:svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 This is absolutely my favorite kind of thread. :lol: Well, I think I can beat that. My DS licked the toilet seat ......................at Disneyland.:svengo: This reminds me of the time my dd burst into brokenhearted tears after being informed that we do not lick the walls of public bathrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Does drinking the water out of an extremely shallow duck-pond count? Although for the grossest one I've ever heard, I'm ashamed to admit that it's a story my mother tells about me. Unfortunately, it seems that as a small child I used to pick my nose and wipe it on the wall, and this went unnoticed over a period of a couple of years (because it was behind the bed) until the bed was moved. (P.S. I promise I don't do this anymore.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 :smilielol5::smilielol5: Thanks for the laughs. A few years ago, DS and DD were playing in DS bedroom and they were being VERY quiet. *cue ominous music* DH and I went in and found that DS had pooped in his nappy and the said poop was all over the wall and bed. Oh and DS too thanks to his big sister. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 This is absolutely my favorite kind of thread. :lol: Well, I think I can beat that. My DS licked the toilet seat ......................at Disneyland.:svengo: :ack2::svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'm am thrilled to not have the winning child! :D Some of these stories ... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumping In Puddles Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 When my son was 6, he stuck his fingers in a planter that was filled with "water" outside the train station in Hoboken. The planter was filled with empty Vodka bottles, cigarettes, needles and it reeked of Urine. :ack2::ack2::ack2::ack2: What about any of that says "I would love to stick my fingers in that!"? :confused::confused: I ran him to the nearest bathroom and made him scrub with soap for about 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photomo Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Friday night my two year old decided to try and use her potty chair for the first time by herself. ( we were going to start potty training after christmas) the lid was closed but she sat down and decided to poop. She then decided she should clean it up using her hands. When I walked in she was in the middle of flipping out because poop was all over the floor and her hands so she was wiping the poop all over herself and her hair to get it off of her hands. It was the nastiest thing I have ever seen but how can you be mad at her for at least trying to go to the potty ?:) needless to say a long bubble bath for her and a good mopping of the bathroom floor was how I spent my friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Friday night my two year old decided to try and use her potty chair for the first time by herself. ( we were going to start potty training after christmas) the lid was closed but she sat down and decided to poop. She then decided she should clean it up using her hands. When I walked in she was in the middle of flipping out because poop was all over the floor and her hands so she was wiping the poop all over herself and her hair to get it off of her hands. It was the nastiest thing I have ever seen but how can you be mad at her for at least trying to go to the potty ?:) needless to say a long bubble bath for her and a good mopping of the bathroom floor was how I spent my friday night. LOL, I'd be worrying that she was never gonna dare poop in the potty again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photomo Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I AM worried she won't poop in there again. My husband just suggests we get a totally new one that looks different and just keep the old one as her footstool to brush her teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 When one of my boys was two or three (Mommy brain here, can't rember for SURE which one, but I'm thinkin' it was Moose), we were at the thrift store. I was buying silverware, because we somtimes have fellowship at our house, and I thought it'd be nice to have extra *real* silverware to use, instead of plastic. I wasn't THRILLED about the idea of buying silverware at the thrift store, but the thrifty side of me said 'Well, it's just the same as using silverware from a restaurant, except you'll clean these yourself and know they're REALLY clean." I'm rummaging through the bin, picking out spoons, when DS decides to grab one from my hand and PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. :001_huh: I almost dry heaved right there. I don't know why, but that is so totally disgusting to me. And I used to be a waitress; I know that restaurant silverware isn't always the cleanest. But a spoon from a thrift store that hasn't been washed yet?! Ugh. And, for the record, I LOVE thrift stores. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'm rummaging through the bin, picking out spoons, when DS decides to grab one from my hand and PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. :001_huh: One of mine will sometimes put stuff in her mouth when we're in a store or whatever. She's almost 5 and has absolutely no excuse. WHAT are they thinking?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayne J Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Does drinking the water out of an extremely shallow duck-pond count? Although for the grossest one I've ever heard, I'm ashamed to admit that it's a story my mother tells about me. Unfortunately, it seems that as a small child I used to pick my nose and wipe it on the wall, and this went unnoticed over a period of a couple of years (because it was behind the bed) until the bed was moved. (P.S. I promise I don't do this anymore.) I was just coming here to post that at our house we have routine "scrub your boogers off the wall beside your bed" days, no matter how many times I tell them not to, or how many boxes of tissues I place right beside the bed. I wish I could say it was only one child who had to do this. At least it is visible--thanks for pointing out the silver lining.:D ETA: hilariously, the child in my avatar is the only one who doesn't wipe them on the wall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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