texasmama Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Best.freakin.thread.ever.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Fairy Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Mods, please make this thread a sticky, so that we may link it when others say wrong and disagreeable things that leave us all :confused: and :001_huh: and :blink:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I'm henna'ing my hair today. I'll let you know about the dandruff in about 6 more hours. Henna? HENNA? Have you never heard that the HEN is not related to the HARE? HENNA on your HARE? That is NOT appropriate to things multiplying after their own kinds. I judge you. Bless your poor benighted heart. And you need a kilt, too. Badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 She left them in the car. :lol: In my defense, the car was running and the doors were open. I could see them the whole time! I just ran to put the shopping cart back in the corral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 In my defense, the car was running and the doors were open. I could see them the whole time! I just ran to put the shopping cart back in the corral. We believe you. Honest. (Not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Best.freakin.thread.ever.:D How many :iagree:s can I use here? I knew it was awesome when I first saw it, even though I knew I was missing something. It has since all become clear to me :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyinND Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 In my defense, the car was running and the doors were open. I could see them the whole time! I just ran to put the shopping cart back in the corral. While you were getting the "carpet" in your teA room stripped?:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 In my defense, the car was running and the doors were open. I could see them the whole time! I just ran to put the shopping cart back in the corral. But did you hit McDonald's on the way home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 While you were getting the "carpet" in your teA room stripped?:D :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 While you were getting the "carpet" in your teA room stripped?:D Why does this sound familiar? ;) I never had a carpet in there, but if I did I would strip it. Oh god, please god, don't let this be about me. :auto::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hey, now. How are you able to type with newborn twins strapped to your front? Something seems amiss here... She left them at home with the 4 year old twins babysitting. At least that's what the neighbour said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 OP here. I'm feeling really misunderstood. :crying: All I wanted was to fix you guys. I don't know why this thread had to devolve into bickering and sarcasm. You really need to go back and re-read your original post. You just stated your own opinion without taking into account every single possible worldview of every single board member, so your post came across as condescending and rude. You didn't even say "YMMV". I can't believe you can't see how offensive that is. Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfunnybunch Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Best.freakin.thread.ever.:D If you like: What's the deal with people who... You might also like: Link to Article Condemning Candidate I Do Not Support :lol: It's a classic. Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Crown Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 GASP!!!!! You must belong to the tin-foil hat crowd.Are we not to wear tin-foil hats either? What about at the Traditional Latin Orthodoxer-Than-Thou Techno-Rave Masses? Tell me quick 'cause I'm going to that one tomorrow, and I want to be both modest and stylish. By the way I wasn't able to find those makeup how-to videos by Sephora you recommended, but I found some fabulous ones by a sweet lady named Tammy Faye, and as her style seems very similar to that of the fashionable ladies I grew up with here in Texas, I'm going with her advice. Off to Home Depot for some applicators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8circles Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Are we not to wear tin-foil hats either? What about at the Traditional Latin Orthodoxer-Than-Thou Techno-Rave Masses? Tell me quick 'cause I'm going to that one tomorrow. By the way I wasn't able to find those makeup how-to videos by Sephora you recommended, but I found some fabulous ones by a sweet lady named Tammy Faye, and as her style seems very similar to that of the fashionable ladies I grew up with here in Texas, I'm going with her advice. Off to Home Depot for some applicators. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) She left them at home with the 4 year old twins babysitting. At least that's what the neighbour said. The neighbor who washes her car in a bikini? My dh won't move from our front window. She's been washing that car for three hours and the lobster is getting cold! My poor dh...if she would dress modestly, we could light the candles already! Edited August 14, 2011 by LibraryLover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Link to Article Condemning Candidate I Do Not Support That is hilarious!:lol::smilielol5::smilielol5::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifersLost Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I just want to say that I'm a brand-new homeschooling mother and I came on this board thinking that everyone here would agree with exactly everything I think, and it's obvious from this post that you do not follow TO. THE. LETTER. the same beliefs that I do, so I'm never coming here again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) The neighbor who washes her car in a bikini? My dh won't move from our front window. She's been washing that car for three house and the lobster is getting cold! My poor dh...if she would dress modestly, we could light the candles already!It's probably all your fault, not being able to give him enough time and, ahem, attention, and I'll bet you've let yourself go a little bit appearance-wise because you're "tired" from the twinses (if indeed you have twinses... I'm still not convinced). Edited August 13, 2011 by nmoira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 But did you hit McDonald's on the way home? Too healthy. She did Taco Bell. Too much meat in McD's "meat." By products for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 The neighbor who washes her car in a bikini? My dh won't move from our front window. She's been washing that car for three house and the lobster is getting cold! My poor dh...if she would dress modestly, we could light the candles already! You mean you haven't had a talk with her yet? I am glad you know that your dh really can't help it. I hate to see wives holding there husbands accountable for their own actions. :drool5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Rivka, I was going to laugh at your thread. But, I went and read Cdrumm's thread on sarcasm, and how people who use that kind of humor are like 10 kinds of wrong and morally inferior. (Really, there's a list.) My mama never taught me how to use any other kind of humor. I just don't know how. I feel ashamed and conflicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I feel ashamed and conflicted.Take up punning for awhile, and, mark my works, you'll come running away from the groans and back to the lovely sarcasm. It's safer over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Rivka, I was going to laugh at your thread. But, I went and read Cdrumm's thread on sarcasm, and how people who use that kind of humor are like 10 kinds of wrong and morally inferior. (Really, there's a list.) My mama never taught me how to use any other kind of humor. I just don't know how. I feel ashamed and conflicted. :lol::lol::lol::lol: Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to post on that thread without sounding really angry (though I'm not--more flabbergasted). I did think up some really funny (and sarcastic) responses though! I wish I had the cojones to share them :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedmom4god Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Rivka, I was going to laugh at your thread. But, I went and read Cdrumm's thread on sarcasm, and how people who use that kind of humor are like 10 kinds of wrong and morally inferior. (Really, there's a list.) My mama never taught me how to use any other kind of humor. I just don't know how. I feel ashamed and conflicted. If you even thought of laughing its too late for you.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Take up punning for awhile, and, mark my works, you'll come running away from the groans and back to the lovely sarcasm. It's safer over here. I am hurt and offended that you would insult punning that way. <insert cheesy pun that I can't think of right now> :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 If you even thought of laughing its too late for you.:tongue_smilie: Shhh. We're trying to break it to her gently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Rivka, I was going to laugh at your thread. But, I went and read Cdrumm's thread on sarcasm, and how people who use that kind of humor are like 10 kinds of wrong and morally inferior. (Really, there's a list.) My mama never taught me how to use any other kind of humor. I just don't know how. I feel ashamed and conflicted. I have on sackcloth and ashes. And I'm not being vain about my obvious high level of repentance. Holy is as Holy does, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to post on that thread without sounding really angry (though I'm not--more flabbergasted). I did think up some really funny (and sarcastic) responses though! I wish I had the cojones to share them :blush: Well, the thing is, the original author of that list (yeah, I know, I totally missed the small print on the OP's post, too), posted on there how happy she is that Cdrumm loved her blog post. And oh yeah, here's the link to the, um, source. Don't look at me like that. I can't make stuff up like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Well, the thing is, the original author of that list (yeah, I know, I totally missed the small print on the OP's post, too), posted on there how happy she is that Cdrumm loved her blog post. And oh yeah, here's the link to the, um, source. Don't look at me like that. I can't make stuff up like this. I just saw it!!!! :svengo::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I just saw it!!!! :svengo::lol::lol: Does this mean I have to repent harder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 If you like:What's the deal with people who... You might also like: Link to Article Condemning Candidate I Do Not Support :lol: It's a classic. Cat Thank you! Marking for some light evening reading. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessReplanted Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You really need to go back and re-read your original post. You just stated your own opinion without taking into account every single possible worldview of every single board member, so your post came across as condescending and rude. You didn't even say "YMMV". I can't believe you can't see how offensive that is. Cat :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I am so lost. I don't know that I get the OPs tone. Tune your tuner to "the lowest form of wit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Does this mean I have to repent harder? Well, "Repent harder" is my default position, so I would say YES :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8circles Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) Well, the thing is, the original author of that list (yeah, I know, I totally missed the small print on the OP's post, too), posted on there how happy she is that Cdrumm loved her blog post. And oh yeah, here's the link to the, um, source. Don't look at me like that. I can't make stuff up like this. Nevermind. I got it, finally. Edited August 13, 2011 by momoflaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Tune your tuner to "the lowest form of wit". :lol::lol::lol: Hoo baby, I can see it's going to be one of "those" Saturday nights here in WTMland. I'm going to have a cup of coffee now so I don't miss anything :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbosh237 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I'm in trouble ladies. I don't think my marriage could surivive if we took out the sarcasm. :D I mean, when he tells me I have a big butt I know what that really means :blushing: :lol:...if he were to tell me *seriously* that I looked beautiful I would have to question him as to what he did wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Does this mean I have to repent harder?Faster, harder, it's a toss-up really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Faster, harder, it's a toss-up really. T-th-that that don't kill me Can only make me stronger I need you to hurry up now Cuz I can't wait much longer... Sorry, I was just inspired to break out in a Christian hymn there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You actually mop your floors? Your priorities are so messed-up. Could you be any more vain? So true. Think of all the books you could be reading to the quintuplets in that time! Rivka, I was going to laugh at your thread. But, I went and read Cdrumm's thread on sarcasm, and how people who use that kind of humor are like 10 kinds of wrong and morally inferior. (Really, there's a list.) My mama never taught me how to use any other kind of humor. I just don't know how. I feel ashamed and conflicted. My mom never said anything unless she meant the opposite. "I'm SO GLAD you all did the dishes while I was out!" :glare: Naturally, my reply is "SO GLAD you noticed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 T-th-that that don't kill meCan only make me stronger I need you to hurry up now Cuz I can't wait much longer... Sorry, I was just inspired to break out in a Christian hymn there. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iona Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) I don't have time for this thread because I'm too busy saturday-schooling my 3 kids under 6...but since you need my wisdom and this one post is sure to completely change your worldview and bring you over to my way of seeing things I will bless you with my comments. It really hurts my feelings when you pick avatars that I don't understand:confused::confused::confused:You are all deliberately trying to ostracize me with this behavior, and I have run through my organic chocolate stash more quickly than usual. Oh and Ms Mungo-this lady who used to babysit for me had a dead kitten in her freezer...can you please explain. Edited August 13, 2011 by iona had more amazing thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to post on that thread without sounding really angry (though I'm not--more flabbergasted). I did think up some really funny (and sarcastic) responses though! I wish I had the cojones to share them :blush: Could you PM them?!?! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I don't have time for this thread because I'm too busy saturday-schooling my 3 kids under 6...but since you need my wisdom and this one post is sure to completely change your worldview and bring you over to my way of seeing things I will bless you with my comments. It really hurts my feelings when you pick avatars that I don't understand:confused::confused::confused:You are all deliberately trying to ostracize me with this behavior, and I have run through my organic chocolate stash more quickly than usual. Oh and Ms Mungo-this lady who used to babysit for me had a dead kitten in her freezer...can you please explain. It's worse when the screen name is baffling. I mean, what's a "Remudamom" anyway? Did she mean to say Bermuda Mom? Don't cast aspersions on Mrs. Mungo. She works for the Grammarian Humane Society. It's not her fault they make her work from home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivka Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Thank you. I couldn't figure out how to post on that thread without sounding really angry (though I'm not--more flabbergasted). I did think up some really funny (and sarcastic) responses though! I wish I had the cojones to share them :blush: Could you PM them?!?! :D :D I will if y'all will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishboneDawn Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 It's worse when the screen name is baffling. I mean, what's a "Remudamom" anyway? Did she mean to say Bermuda Mom? And then there's "Quill" and the avatar isn't a porcupine but a cat! I keep expecting to see a porcupine! This isn't right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 ILink to Article Condemning Candidate I Do Not Support What ever happened to Zelda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 My mom never said anything unless she meant the opposite. "I'm SO GLAD you all did the dishes while I was out!" :glare: Naturally, my reply is "SO GLAD you noticed!" Your mom taught you well. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 And then there's "Quill" and the avatar isn't a porcupine but a cat! I keep expecting to see a porcupine! This isn't right. :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: This one chick on here is called "Wishbone Dawn." What the hark does that mean?! Does she think she's lucky? Does she think she's unlucky and needs a wishbone? Is she part turkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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