Doran Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 OK, folks, I've been cogitating on this for a few days and have decided to let 'er rip. For those who don't know me -- or, I suppose, even those who do -- please be aware that nothing here is meant to offend. My brain is quirky. Thus, I often find myself thinking up smart-donkey replies to posts, before I open them and read the poster's full intention. So, here are a few examples. Think of this as a spin-off to the Thread Game post, and blame a few people there (who apparently share my wacko sense of humor) for egging me on. :D --------------------------- I admit it...I am a CONTROL FREAK I know you are but what am I? December as a name Beats the heck out of Calendar Lawn and Garden questions Hold please while I page that department We're in Myrtle Beach and it's chilly. Any ideas of what to do? Ummm. Sweatshirt? Where did you find your best friend? Sigh. Drinking from the toilet again. Yours? Where can I find Japanese canned coffee? Oh, oh! I know this one! In Japan?! Is anyone else here anti-social?? Ack! Hiss! What are YOU doing here!? Get off my post! How to recycle/re-use rags I'm sorry. Isn't that redundant? Can I freeze fried eggs? Sure you can! Then you can put them right there next to the frozen road kill. What times during the day... Really, sweet, whenever we can. While the coffee brews, for instance. Though often the kids are right there in the kitchen, and the living room floor is such a high traffic area. The bathroom is more private, but the stall shower can be slippery. We try to be creative, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 *snort*laugh*cackle*hoot* :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialmama Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Is anyone else here anti-social??Ack! Hiss! What are YOU doing here!? Get off my post! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsrevmeg Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: I am so glad to know I am not the who has thoughts like that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :lol::lol::lol:I am so glad to know I am not the who has thoughts like that!!! Me too!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just don't have the guts to post them!! Thanks, Doran!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCA Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 VERY funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :lol::lol: Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen500 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Thanks for the laugh! :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Queen Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 That's too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy B Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Oh, how I've missed the classic Doran posts . . . :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess in the Burbs Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 love it!!! I too have some thoughts when I read post titles...you are brave to share, but I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 *snort*laugh*cackle*hoot* :D :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Oh, how I've missed the classic Doran posts . . . :lol::lol::lol: Me too.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 If your day job doesn't work out :-) You may try being a comedian. I hear it pays better:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaik76 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Chicken owners - rotating eggs? I would call the vet, they sound possessed to me. allergy testing 1, 2, 1, 2, can you hear me in the back? Is anyone sneezing yet? Hives? Everyone has hives? :lol: I thought it was just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I often think the same things but I don't post them because well, that's you thing. We miss ya girl. Hope life is going well for you. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Sweet Doran, How I miss your sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs on the first day of school. Love the Japan response. You slay me. Jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 You forgot one... Uneven development?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 You forgot one...Uneven development?? I'd recommend inserts in the shoes. Or else, develop a cowboy gate, that could mask it ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I'd recommend inserts in the shoes. Or else, develop a cowboy gate, that could mask it ;) My answer would be, breastfed for two yrs. Is that racy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 I often think the same things but I don't post them because well, that's you thing. We miss ya girl. Hope life is going well for you. :) Would y'all stop with the "that's your thing" bit!? The baton is there for the taking. And, I'm pretty sure there's chutzpah in a pile there alongside. ;) Good you "see" you (all). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 My answer would be, breastfed for two yrs. Is that racy? LOL, I went with two different sized legs and you were worried about books! That, my dear friends, is a prime example of why we do not judge books by covers, and jokes based on their titles are funnier if you know the actual content! In this case, math vs. writing/spelling skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Oh, how I've missed the classic Doran posts . . . :lol::lol::lol: You are back! Or have I just missed all your other posts? Glad I didn't miss this one. :lol: How is it going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babysparkler Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Thanks for that good laugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffinmom Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 thanks...I needed a laugh. today has sucked. until now.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :D Please post more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 LOL, I went with two different sized legs and you were worried about books! That, my dear friends, is a prime example of why we do not judge books by covers, and jokes based on their titles are funnier if you know the actual content! In this case, math vs. writing/spelling skills. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 LOL, I went with two different sized legs and you were worried about books! That, my dear friends, is a prime example of why we do not judge books by covers, and jokes based on their titles are funnier if you know the actual content! In this case, math vs. writing/spelling skills. Ha! I was going with "Implant," so I guess newbie and I share a similar pod. (BTW, I noticed that post was on the Accelerated Board which would explain why *I* never saw it.) See, lionfam', for me it's better if I don't know the content. Because, every post is important to someone. While I know the risk exists regardless, I hope no one ever thinks I'm making fun of the content. By the way, you've got some good ones here yourself! :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 You are back! Or have I just missed all your other posts? Glad I didn't miss this one. :lol:How is it going? I'm here only sporadically these days, Liz, though every now and again I'll chime in on something. Now that the kids are in public school, I find my attentions are drawn elsewhere (which is probably to the benefit of this board :001_rolleyes:), but generally, all is well in Doranville. Hope the same is true for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I *knew* you'd come through for us! I have missed those for so long! It's not enough to make them up in my own mind, and I'm not confident enough to post them! Thanks, Doran~ Chelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Ha! I was going with "Implant," so I guess newbie and I share a similar pod. (BTW, I noticed that post was on the Accelerated Board which would explain why *I* never saw it.) See, lionfam', for me it's better if I don't know the content. Because, every post is important to someone. While I know the risk exists regardless, I hope no one ever thinks I'm making fun of the content. By the way, you've got some good ones here yourself! :tongue_smilie: Aww thanks :) With that one in particular, knowing how far off target we were makes it a little funnier. I remember one thread that said something along the lines of Hands to God or Saxon? All I could think was, I would choose God over Saxon any day, I mean they're good, but they're not that good.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Woo hoo!!! She's Baaaack!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unicorn. Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Woo hoo!!! She's Baaaack!!!! My thoughts exactly! Stick around Doran- we miss you! And the board needs you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 are you TRYING to make coffee come out my nose? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I just love these posts of yours, Doran! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachGirl Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Thank you for giving me a reason to laugh today. That was hilarious. Please keep posting these. I share your wacky sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jensway Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 :smilielol5: Too funny! Hear I thought I was the only one to make up answers in my head. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Who needs school anyway? Umm, school teachers? Some days, you just don't have enough buckets. Or enough chocolate I've never been on a cruise. Am I missing out? Cruising is awesome. You go to a bar and pick up…oh wait that’s a different kind of cruising. Chicken is cooked and diced....now what? You eat it. Which is your favorite vacuum? The one from the Jetsons that cleans the whole house. Airports and Car Seats No, they have airplane seats on the plane. need help with teen computer time You might need the jaws of life to pry them loose. cat spay question If you ask them I think they will prefer to not be spayed. Arrrg! What say the hive? When do I keep them home? When you aren’t there. Anyone with low body temp as a norm? Y-yy-yes. But I live in the Arctic. Chicken owners - rotating eggs? Do you have to rotate them every 2,000 miles? school rules No, homeschool rules:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhM Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 We're not worthy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clane Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Snort. Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I didn't even know I needed a laugh like that until I read your post -- thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'm here only sporadically these days, Liz, though every now and again I'll chime in on something. Now that the kids are in public school, I find my attentions are drawn elsewhere (which is probably to the benefit of this board :001_rolleyes:), but generally, all is well in Doranville. Hope the same is true for you! Your absence is keenly felt by your board companions. But I am glad to hear all is well! :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Chicken owners - rotating eggs?I would call the vet, they sound possessed to me. allergy testing 1, 2, 1, 2, can you hear me in the back? Is anyone sneezing yet? Hives? Everyone has hives? :lol: I thought it was just me. :lol: :lol: Oh, my!!! *Snort* *cackle* These are two of the best that I've ever read!!! My laugh out loud attracted the attention of the kids.....they love it too!!:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :lol: :lol: Oh, my!!! *Snort* *cackle* These are two of the best that I've ever read!!! My laugh out loud attracted the attention of the kids.....they love it too!!:lol: :lol: Thank you. I try ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Out of print and vintage books... ...are really hard to find. :lol::lol: I couldn't resist that one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingmommy Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Thanks.....and now I'll be examining all of my future thread titles for possible comedic responses. Jeannie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex-mex Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 how to recycle/re-use rags i'm sorry. Isn't that redundant? This was a great comeback... LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralloyd Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: LOl!:smilielol5:Excuse me I suddenly have to go pe*! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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