Catwoman Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 This was way back, but I was thinking about it the other day. Church Pat and the hooha waxing story. She had gotten herself all dolled up while dh and dd were out and when they got back dd wanted to show off her new clothing purchases so ChurchPat had to throw on jeans over a freshly waxed or shaved self.... Such a good writer! I was laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face. The thread about how homeschoolers have such nice shoes since they never wear them. I remember that story, but I had forgotten who had posted it! :lol: Isn't Church Pat of the Manor now FaithManor? I can't always keep name changes straight, especially ones from so long ago, so I could be totally mistaken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 I remember that story, but I had forgotten who had posted it! :lol: Isn't Church Pat of the Manor now FaithManor? I can't always keep name changes straight, especially ones from so long ago, so I could be totally mistaken! Pretty sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Pretty sure. Thanks! I almost didn't post it because I couldn't remember for sure. :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Yup. Her name was Carol something haha, very similar name to a different Carol something we have here, I always felt bad for nice Carol that there was a troll with such a similar name.Yes. Carol was in Illinois. Every time I see the other Carol (in CA I believe), I think, "Hey, did Carol move"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 She did. I think all my warning points should have vanished after all that. But alas, years later I still have 15 showing up hahaWas she really? Because I remember finding her twitter account. On account of I'm a creeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Yes. Carol was in Illinois. Every time I see the other Carol (in CA I believe), I think, "Hey, did Carol move"? NO! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 First! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Also, the one from that lady in Tennessee (Kelly?) about convincing her husband to buy a new toilet before a big holiday party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Also, the one from that lady in Tennessee (Kelly?) about convincing her husband to buy a new toilet before a big holiday party. What the heck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 k cups 38carrots's house stroller barger the troll with the mansion was right when I was new here I think the escaped / missing snake still sticks in my mind. I think the ownder had to carry the chihuahua until it was found. Snake free country here... mind blown. a couple of sad ones or ones where the poster was in a difficult situation spring to mind too, but hopefully they've been dealt with or moved on from by now so I won't drag them up again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nansk Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I remember the kcups-stealing in-laws, the tree-stealing neighbour, and the troll-with-12-kids who wanted to buy a mansion. :) That was the time I first started reading the chat board. After that I went back and read some of the other, older threads mentioned here, incl. the carpet removal one. ;-) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plink Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Didn't someone have a neighbor dig up their hosta to "help" them with their gardening - and the neighbor relocated the hosta to their own yard??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie G Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 (edited) Didn't someone have a neighbor dig up their hosta to "help" them with their gardening - and the neighbor relocated the hosta to their own yard???. Yeah that was me. After 20 years of his shenanigans I finally lost my cool because those hostas are my babies. And since then he has stopped nearly all the antics. It was a hissy fit I should have had years ago. Edited April 7, 2017 by Annie G 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 the escaped / missing snake still sticks in my mind. I think the ownder had to carry the chihuahua until it was found. Snake free country here... mind blown. May I be your neighbor? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I totally remember this, and freaks me out every time. I wish I knew how it all ended up too because it would be less freaky then! Oooo I also want to know what came of this one. Creepy! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 (edited) Didn't someone have a neighbor dig up their hosta to "help" them with their gardening - and the neighbor relocated the hosta to their own yard??? And then there was MariannNOVA whose neighbors chopped down her mature forsythia hedge just as they were about to put the house on the market. Edited April 7, 2017 by Seasider 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I didn't see this thread when it started so I'm glad someone brought it back to life. The ones that popped into my head are the same ones others posted. Cupcakes! Audrey's dinner guest Stroller lady Mansion troll Using the car as a taxi The ghosts on the recording Kilts Ambien fueled Brazilian wax I'm sure there are more but those are the ones that come to mind when I think of epic threads Murphy's Dog Lube thread was the best. How could I even begin to explain to my children why mommy spit her coffee all over the keyboard.... :smilielol5: Wasn't it after that thread that she changed her name to Murphy? :D 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Now that you brought it up I do remember that. You know, you should always look your best when going for a gyne exam. Though the fact I consider glitter to be the herpes of the craft world it just doesn't seem right haha *snorted hot black coffee out my nose* But yes. That's exactly what glitter is!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Wasn't it after that thread that she changed her name to Murphy? :D Yep. Alas, Murphy fits all too well. 😊 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SebastianCat Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Oh my word. Just went back and re-read the dog lube thread, and I can't believe I had forgotten the part about the salted caramel lube. That thread wins an award! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Oh my word. Just went back and re-read the dog lube thread, and I can't believe I had forgotten the part about the salted caramel lube. That thread wins an award! Link please! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Link please! :) http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/563047-i-bet-this-didnt-happen-to-you-this-weekend/ 😊 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 And then there was MariannNOVA whose neighbors chopped down her mature forsythia hedge just as they were about to put the house on the market. I miss Mariann. She was always so nice to me. :) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 May I be your neighbor? come on over, there's a 4 bedroom place for sale a few doors down :-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessMommy Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Bwahaha I remember that thread. It is the main reason I will never try ambien haha I think if I were to give myself I Brazillian wax I'd rather be asleep too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I don't remember the boardie or the title of the thread, but in the thread a boardie shared the story of how she was proud of her big, strong truck. One day she was backing out of the driveway and her truck encountered a small problem and she narrated how she was like, "come on you can get over a simple branch" or something like that. So she went forward and then back again, but harder...It turned out to be her dh's car not a fallen branch.. :lol: Most hilarious story ever...she told it so well too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 http://forums.welltrainedmind.com/topic/563047-i-bet-this-didnt-happen-to-you-this-weekend/ 😊 Ooohhhh thank you for that. :) I don't know the last time I laughed quite so loudly. Unfortunately I was in the doctors office waiting room when I first opened it and literally snorted trying not to bust out so I had to wait to finish it until I got home! Definitely best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephanieZ Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I request LINKS! These teases bring back so many humorous memories! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 I request LINKS! These teases bring back so many humorous memories! I never could find the link for the thread in my OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Word Nerd Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I think some of these may have been purged/archived when SWB had to delete all the photos people posted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckymama Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I think some of these may have been purged/archived when SWB had to delete all the photos people posted. That was a sad day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 That was a sad day. It sure was. :( I remember alternating between being sad about the threads and feeling terribly sorry for SWB because she had to go to all that trouble. It must have been such an incredible amount of work for her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 I started looking through old content. I quickly started coming across so many faces/avatars that aren't on the boards anymore and, worse, those that just aren't with us anymore. :sad: sigh. -_- Here's to those who have gone before us :cheers2: . At least I also came across some pretty funny stuff too. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywards Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 The one about the maybe dead turtle. At least I think it was a turtle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I started looking through old content. I quickly started coming across so many faces/avatars that aren't on the boards anymore and, worse, those that just aren't with us anymore. :sad: sigh. -_- Here's to those who have gone before us :cheers2: . At least I also came across some pretty funny stuff too. Seeing kalamanak and nmoira's posts brought back very fond memories. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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