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It's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

 

So get out the eye patches and stuffed parrots, drink grog all day and don't forget to talk like a pirate.

 

And if you need a pirate name, type in your name here

 

(press the button marked button, don't hit enter, it won't work)

 

So for now me hearties this is

 

Admiral Sarah Nasty-nose, the vilest mariner that can play the harmonica in the Spanish Main.

 

saying farewell and happy sailing.

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Avast, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of Diet Coke! And, in honor of Captain Jack Sparrow:

 

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

 

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

 

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We burn up the city, we're really a fright.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

 

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

 

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!

Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

 

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

Admiral Beth Crazy-eye, the boldest mariner that ever pirated in or around the Carribean.

Sailing the balmy seas with Cap'n Emma Long-arms, the flashiest hornswaggler that ever swashbuckled in or around the Carribean; Cap'n Abigail Bald-toes, the best-dressed hornswaggler that will eat crabcakes this side of the British Isles; and Captain Isaac Bald-legs, the meanest pyrate that wrestles sharks this side of the Indian Ocean. Not to mention Baron Todd Short-sails, the meanest scourge that ever swashbuckled this side of the Black hole of Calcutta.

 

(Really, all pirates should have a hot pink sig line, don't you agree?)

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Well, for some reason I bought a ton of pirate stuff, including a whole theme study a couple of years ago (still haven't done it). Here is a site full of pirate chanteys http://www.talklikeapirate.com/songs1.html. I also have an article, may seem inappropriate, but I thought it was interesting, about modern day pirates, debunking the romanticized image of them--I think I was going to teach a class in our co-op and wanted this for the older kids--here it is--and yes, they do still exist--http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060706-modern-pirates.html.

 

Oh, by the way, dover has some amazing books on pirates!!

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