Miss Peregrine Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Footprints on the fronts of the dishwasher and refrigerator.:confused: How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Footprints on the fronts of the dishwasher and refrigerator.:confused: How about you? Rubber ducks in the toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Footprints on the fronts of the dishwasher and refrigerator.:confused: How about you? Footprints on the ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Blood on the ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book Crazy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 T.V. Remote in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Oh oh oh -- I've got one. *Chunks* of tomato way up high on the wall by the TV -- about 20 feet from the kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riada Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 A pair of size 2T princess panties hanging in the lilac tree about 15 feet up. How did they get there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanga Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Tupperware popsicle sticks in the laundry basket. Tupperware lids in the guinea pig cage. Teddy bear in the piano. Rice on the ceiling. A kitchen broom in the corn. My dear toddler has been very "budgy" today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansprouts Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 grapes in the printer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver0f10 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Footprints on the fronts of the dishwasher and refrigerator.:confused: How about you? I'd be more shocked here to find dishes inside the dishwasher. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyboys Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Tupperware popsicle sticks in the laundry basket. Tupperware lids in the guinea pig cage. Teddy bear in the piano. Rice on the ceiling. A kitchen broom in the corn. My dear toddler has been very "budgy" today! All in one day? Pretty impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdie Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I can not believe what the washing machine repair man found in the motor of our front loader: rocks, nails, keys, washers, coins, tiny trinkets. Apparently my children are treasure hunters and I am suppose to check pockets before I do laundry. Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 The rain soaked pelt of a (formerly) stuffed dog lying on the hood of a car. :confused: When I asked my eldest why it was there, she said, "Because we took it off the roof." :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 A pair of size 2T princess panties hanging in the lilac tree about 15 feet up. How did they get there? I am so sorry. I'm afraid my children may be responsible for that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 A chunk of coral lying in the middle of the floor. But it was my cute French bulldog who carried it over there while dh and I were gone, not a dc.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momto7 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Ketchup on the dog's back. I never solved that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Strong sewer smell in the house....hmmm....dig up septic tank....tank not full....hmmm....fill tub halfway and drain it....we hear water running....no water going into the septic tank.....hmmm.....flush toilet....again, no water going into septic tank....dh looks under house with flashlight....ah-ha! all waste from bathroom emptying onto ground under house!....guess what we are doing today. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in NY Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I can not believe what the washing machine repair man found in the motor of our front loader: rocks, nails, keys, washers, coins, tiny trinkets. Apparently my children are treasure hunters and I am suppose to check pockets before I do laundry. Sure. In my house, it's my dh's pockets I am supposed to check. Usually, I find bike parts. And yes, they clog the washer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Shiny lip prints on the closet door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5kidsforME Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Footprints on the fronts of the dishwasher and refrigerator.:confused: How about you? Footprints on your stove top! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Footprints on your stove top! :eek: Yummy!!!!! Look at the bright side -- all that heat will surely kill any little beasties that were transferred to the stove. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_Edgerton Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I think the warnings on products. They always make me wonder why they are there. Like the plastic storage containers not being a place to bathe or leave your children. Or non-food items stating that they are not for consumption. These types of labels and warnings always make me think...hmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele B Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Why male news anchors are wearing suits and ties and the female anchors are wearing sleeveless shirts and very short skirts and crossing and recrossing their legs like Sharon Stone. I really don't need to see THIGH with my news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat19 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Preteen girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMom Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Toothpaste on the ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 car keys in my sneaker??? HUH??? ~~Faithe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I think the warnings on products. They always make me wonder why they are there. Like the plastic storage containers not being a place to bathe or leave your children. Or non-food items stating that they are not for consumption. These types of labels and warnings always make me think...hmmm? Oh yeah, I bought some pre-moistened lens cloths, for cleaning glasses or camera lenses, they came with the warning: Not for use on contact lenses. :001_huh: Dd13 got a kick out of that. She said, "Mom, you know they had to put that there because someone actually did it!" :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tara~ Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Emptying treasures from pockets...ha! Yeah. I can relate to the toothpaste on the ceiling too..and I'll add... ...on both sides of the shower curtain ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwilliams1922 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 walking in to a room and seeing a diaper on the floor. 1 yr old just starting taking them off when she feels like it. RUN. where's the naked baby?! ask her 3 yr old sister. who tells you dd/1 went to find panties do you mean upstairs? on the carpet? sigh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommylawyer Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 A tiny stool stacked on top of a larger stool stacked on top of a chair in front of the baker's rack... I never heard a crash though. My almost 2 year old gets very creative with her attempts to steal crackers, but I don't know if she actually went through with that maneuver. (Maybe her big sister warned her against it, I hope.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PamJH Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Didn't know it was there until I stuck in a tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binalina Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Four. Year. Old. Boys. That is all.:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanBreeze Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Something smeared on the wall that resembles a .... booger? :001_huh: Jenelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy in IL Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Bathroom scale where the welcome mat at the front door used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emeraldjoy Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 I know where the footprints on our stove came from.....the 2 year old using the burner hole for the potty using perfect aim!!!!! Luckily his "spray" stage only lasted 2 weeks. e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myfatherslily Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Sudden cry while eating... "Did you bite your tongue?" "Noooooooo, my finger!" Hmmmm.... These are all great! Kids are so hilarious :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Empty baby-wipe boxes next to the bathroom sink, with traces of dirt everywhere. All of my 9yo's craft projects. The newspapers in my son's bed. Why my 5yo dd sleeps on the little foam folding couch... on her bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reya Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Strong sewer smell in the house....hmmm....dig up septic tank....tank not full....hmmm....fill tub halfway and drain it....we hear water running....no water going into the septic tank.....hmmm.....flush toilet....again, no water going into septic tank....dh looks under house with flashlight....ah-ha! all waste from bathroom emptying onto ground under house!....guess what we are doing today. :ack2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, you poor people! *shudders in horror* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I think the warnings on products. They always make me wonder why they are there. Like the plastic storage containers not being a place to bathe or leave your children. Or non-food items stating that they are not for consumption. These types of labels and warnings always make me think...hmmm? Yes, warnings on food products stating that it may contain said food product (i.e. - a jar of peanuts with a warning that it may contain peanuts). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolly Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Rubber ducks in the toilet... I would be flushing to see if the go down or just twirl around. Bad me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kls126s Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Four. Year. Old. Boys. That is all.:001_huh: So four is no better than three? :toetap05: I shudder to think it might possibly maybe be worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanga Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I'd be more shocked here to find dishes inside the dishwasher. :glare: :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dani n Monies Mom Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Preteen girls :iagree: Ava Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenpatty Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 A card table with blankets draped over it, ON my 8yr old's bed. :001_huh: A balloon filled with m&m's, IN the freezer? Strong soapy-shampoo smells filling the hallway near the bathroom when 4 & 6yr old ds take a bath. Grrr, another bottle of shampoo bites the dust. Unmatched shoes & socks scattered across 5 acres of land. And then there's my diabetic dd's test strips & cotton balls found in the oddest places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie~Phlox Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Someone clipping their nails during prayer time at church.(all I heard was snip, snip, snip while our prayer leader was praying) Yep, I know who it was too. This guy used to clip them at his house while we were having Bible Study (we no longer meet there, we meet at the church now) No trash can, nada. Just clips them where ever. :001_huh: I almost said something to him after church (jokingly of course) I just think it's gross. We clip our nails over a trash can. Phlox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenpatty Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Someone clipping their nails during prayer time at church.(all I heard was snip, snip, snip while our prayer leader was praying) Yep, I know who it was too. This guy used to clip them at his house while we were having Bible Study (we no longer meet there, we meet at the church now) No trash can, nada. Just clips them where ever. :001_huh: I almost said something to him after church (jokingly of course) I just think it's gross. We clip our nails over a trash can. Phlox :eek: Oh, that is so gross! I think I would literally gag if I heard that. Toenails give me the willies anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenpatty Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Blood on the ceiling. In our house, that would be from the spider someone smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torikei Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Socks on every door knob in the house, VERY large dog on the roof, and apples in your underwear. (One day I caught my four year old pulling an apple out of his underwear, he took a bite and stuck it back in his underwear. :eek: His reasoning--"My pockets were full.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Frozen ice cube of what appeared to be: hair (DDs) lint (from the dryer) toothpaste (it was still a lump) and other unidentifiable things...not sure I want to know. DS called it his science experiment.:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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