Truscifi Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Just in the last couple of weeks I wore a halter-style dress with no bra. To a wedding, no less. I got a ton of compliments - the bride especially loved it. I mow my yard in shorts and a sports bra. In the summer I often just wear underwear and a tank top around the house, and I don't even close the bathroom door when I shower in the summer because it gets too hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Freshwater lakes are quite nice, too... Yes, and since this is a public forum I won't regale you with the story! Suffice it to say, modesty is not an option at 1:00 a.m. on your anniversary, on a deserted beach in Petoskey Mi, tucked away amongst the sand dunes with the waters of Lake Michigan lapping about you. The Great Lakes....MANY reasons to come visit! :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: Faith - whose membership in the nice, wholesome mommy club is probably going to be revoked now that the truth comes out, but who is soooooooooooooo glad to know she's not the only one with such tendancies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Back when I lived in a dorm I sometimes forgot to take my towel to the shower. One day I was streaking back to my room when my wet feet slipped on the linoleum hall floor. My butt made a loud crash as I landed. All these doors down the hallway popped open as people looked to see what made the crash. . . :blushing: Oh well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spryte Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Best thread in a long, long time! :hurray: No modesty here. I go for comfort only. If it's a no make up day, that's because I feel that way. Sleeveless, shorts, bikinis... It's all fair game. Looking down when meeting strangers sounds like something out of Clan of the Cave Bear, blech. I grew up in an artist community, what can I say? There are some less than modest paintings of me out there floating around. I do believe more than my shoulders were bared. My name is not attached to them, and frankly, even if it were, I would have no regrets. I went to college in the desert. It was hot. My field involved hiking out in the desert - and I dressed for comfort [gasp!]. Hot springs are best enjoyed in the moonlight, without sweaty clothes, after a day of hiking. DH and I have vacationed at a clothing optional beach. I'm not saying which option we chose. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Thank you for the laughs. I am about to go see Dispicable Me 2 with dd. I'll have to sort out what I may share later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Oh good grief... My entire family has been naked in ALL of the Great Lakes as well as most of the little lakes in Sleeping Bear Dunes. Although Petoskey is too stony for me to loll about nude in too much. My favorite skinny dipping story is the day my family was creeping into the lake naked while another family was creeping out nude about 100 yards away. Hey, you hit 100 up here and we Michiganians WILT. And whatever body of water looks cool and enticing beckons... We just tossed the family a little sheepish wave and they tossed back the same. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 . Although Petoskey is too stony for me to loll about nude in too much. We found the not rocky part of that beach. Like the location of an excellent trout fishing hole, I refuse to disclose it's wearabouts! :lol: Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I was in a sorority in college, so I wore more than my fair share of immodest outfits back in the day. The difference is that I *DO* regret wearing them now that I have grown in my Christian faith. I was very insecure about going from a star student to just middle-of-the-pack and latched on to a new identity as "hot sorority chick". If I'd had more self-confidence, I wouldn't have felt the desire to dress so provocatively. This post bothered me a bit yesterday because this thread isn't about regret. We've all done things we regret, some of them things we can't make right. But it sounds like you're mixing up a number of issues here. "Hot sorority chick" is about as far from my experience as one can get (I was the one dressed in black... you know her, right?), but maybe you wanted so badly to belong to this group a bit of yourself was lost in it for a time, to the point your studies suffered. Most of us have been there too. I'm sure you are aware of this, but it is quite possible to get good grades despite dressing, at least occasionally, in what you would consider to be a provocative manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I've run out of likes! Gah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shukriyya Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have found this thread highly amusing and vastly entertaining. However I would likely retitle it 'The Human Thread'. Honestly pretty much all of what everyone has so generously shared here veers off into the complex, ambiguous and wildly delicious realm of simply being human. And, as an aside, every time nmoira responds to someone's 'nm' with a comment on the sensuality of those letters my poet's heart swoons over such creative intelligence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 We found the not rocky part of that beach. Like the location of an excellent trout fishing hole, I refuse to disclose it's wearabouts! :lol: Faith There are lots of little coves in that area and right off a state park up that little peninsula 5 minutes north of Petoskey is a beach we drive to once a year in early September just to swim naked before winter sets in about 3 weeks later... Or you can drive another hour north and hit that awesome cave that looks like it came out of LOTR... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I've run out of likes! Gah! You gave away all your likes like a whore. Too much? It sounds really funny in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You gave away all your likes like a whore. Too much? It sounds really funny in my head. It was! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 You gave away all your likes like a whore. Too much? It sounds really funny in my head. I can't "like" this. So not fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanvan Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Faith - whose membership in the nice, wholesome mommy club is probably going to be revoked now that the truth comes out, but who is soooooooooooooo glad to know she's not the only one with such tendancies. I kinda had the same thought just before I hit 'add reply' last night. You're in a new club now....maybe the naughty wholesome mommy club? idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrookValley. Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You gave away all your likes like a whore. Too much? It sounds really funny in my head. Well, I whored out all my likes, too, so I'll just have to leave you a :lol: We have very lax rules on clothes around the farm (as in, they're optional) anyway, but in honor of this thread, I'm going to wear a tank top with teensy braided straps and nothing but a cami underneath out to run errands today. There will be cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanvan Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I kinda had the same thought just before I hit 'add reply' last night. You're in a new club now....maybe the naughty wholesome mommy club? idk My next thought was that I'll find out if I have any irl stalkers reading my posts. That could be a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I kinda had the same thought just before I hit 'add reply' last night. You're in a new club now....maybe the naughty wholesome mommy club? idk Channeling my inner Pollyanna: Wholesome is in the heart, not the hemline. It's all good. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I can't "like" this. So not fair! Well, I whored out all my likes, too, so I'll just have to leave you a :lol: I'm selling purity rings in an Etsy shop for those of you who haven't whored out all your likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmiraGulch Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ok, but who among you has been to an actual nudist resort, on purpose, more than once? Hmmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You gave away all your likes like a whore. Too much? It sounds really funny in my head. It was funny when it came out of your head, too. (I also have that problem, though. See my post about blush and bashful...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Speaking of my Austin days...Hippie Hollow anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktgrok Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 And your point is? If threads on a particular topic annoy you, then scroll on by them. Especially if they are clearly labeled "CC" if you are not a Conservative Christian... If this thread is on a topic that annoys you, scroll on by it. Seriously....why post in a thread about immodesty if it bugs you? And CC means, in common usage, "Christian Content", not Conservative Christian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktgrok Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ooooooooh....this will help those fingers hit the one star button. My boob actually popped out the side of a tank top once...at college...and because of the weird pressure of my backpack strap, I didn't realize it until a MALE FRIEND told me about it. What a guy...he said he was enjoying it but thought I needed to know. One star! One star! One star! LOL! Similar incident while flying a kite while intoxicated, wearing a bikni. Nice fella I'd just met informed me of the issue while blushing. Ooops. Oh well, half the human race has those things, not a big deal. I imagine he's seen one before :) And yes, I nurse in public, had a big party during my homebirth with all my girlfriends while i walked around nekkid, have skinny dipped, and done things in public that I shouldn't have. On the beach, in the Bahams, to be specific :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktgrok Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I was in a sorority in college, so I wore more than my fair share of immodest outfits back in the day. The difference is that I *DO* regret wearing them now that I have grown in my Christian faith. I was very insecure about going from a star student to just middle-of-the-pack and latched on to a new identity as "hot sorority chick". If I'd had more self-confidence, I wouldn't have felt the desire to dress so provocatively. I can assure you my tank tops and shorts are not provacative, nor hot. It is hot outside though, which is why I wear them. I think Jesus knows it is hot out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephanieZ Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ok, but who among you has been to an actual nudist resort, on purpose, more than once? Hmmmmm? I have to say this makes me wonder just what those people in your avatar are wearing. Or not! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktgrok Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have nursed in church. I see your church and raise you a shooting range :) (we were in the observation area...the main store, not back where the loud noises and lead dust are.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lulu* Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Nmoria, your likes are back! There is a cheeky, risqué joke or two here................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Nmoria, your likes are back! There is a cheeky, risqué joke or two here................ Alas only two, and now they're all whored out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 If everybody had Great Lakes Like in the Eastern Upper Mid-West, They'd know for Skinny Dipping That the Third Coast's the Best! You'd catch 'em stripping at Sand Point, Pierce Stocking Scenic Drive, At the Rawley Point Lighthouse On a Nude Bicycle Ride. At Wisconsin's Neshotah, And in Ontario. For great Skinny Dipping It's where you wanna go! We'll plan the disrobing, Cause we don't want a (h)itch, When we're on a Naked Safari, And we're not wearing a stitch We'll start our adventure, At the Sleeping Bear Dunes, We've got no luggage So we don't need a room, Just an old rucksack To gather Petoskey stones, We're going Skinny Dipping Across two Time Zones. Eastern-Central, USA Eastern-Central, USA Eastern-Central, USA Eastern-Central, USA Then over the border, Where they know how to play, On the fine sands of Sauble Stark naked all day! At the Oval in Saugatuck Out at Bayfeild Main Those naked, naked good-vibes May just drive us insane. Then all over Door County and out at Presque Isle Go Skinny Dipping It'll make you Smile ~with deep apologies to Chuck Berry, the Beach Boys, and everything in this world that is good and decent :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 If everybody had Great Lakes Like in the Upper Mid-West, They'd know for Skinny Dipping That the Third Coast's the Best! You'd catch 'em stripping at Sand Point, Pierce Stocking Scenic Drive, At the Rawley Point Lighthouse On a Nude Bicycle Ride. At Wisconsin's Neshotah, And in Ontario. For great Skinny Dipping It's where you wanna go! We'll plan the disrobing, Cause we don't want a (h)itch, When we're on a Naked Safari, And we're not wearing a stitch We'll start our adventure, At the Sleeping Bear Dunes, We've got no luggage So we don't need a room, Just an old rucksack To gather Petoskey stones, We're going Skinny Dipping Across two Time Zones. Eastern-Central, USA Eastern-Central, USA Eastern-Central, USA Eastern-Central, USA Then over the border, Where they know how to play, On the fine sands of Sauble Stark naked all day! At the Oval in Saugatuck Out at Bayfeild Main Those naked, naked good-vibes May just drive us insane. All over Door County and at Presque Isle Go Skinny Dipping It'll make you Smile ~with deep apologies to Chuck Berry, the Beach Boys, and everything in this world that is good and decent :D Bill :hurray: :hurray: :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh: Hip, Hip Hooray for Bill, our resident Poet Laureate! Oh my goodness, Bill...you are killing me! I was laughing so hard the tears were coming down my cheeks and my 16 year old male child approached, "What's so funny mom?" I nearly chocked to death trying to spit out, "Nothing you'd actually want to know about son." Good golly, if he knew what I'd posted or what tickled my funny bone so much, he'd probably curl up an die! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 On a Nude Bicycle Ride. While my DH and I were dining in Thessaloniki, Greece one summer's evening, we saw a whole bunch of naked bike riders. And then, a few days later while lunching in Rome, we saw another large group of naked bike riders. That doesn't happen in Georgia. (at least the state Georgia. I have never been to the country Georgia, so I will not comment on the lack or presence of naked bike riding groups. Although, I have heard that there are naked bike riders in San Francisco.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I can't imagine a nude bicycle ride. Ouch. It may be time to switch to Queen :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I can't imagine a nude bicycle ride. Ouch. And sadly we all just missed the tenth naked bike ride in Chicago. No photos, link is informational only. I love their slogan: "Celebrating freedom from oil, and the beauty of people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 While my DH and I were dining in Thessaloniki, Greece one summer's evening, we saw a whole bunch of naked bike riders. And then, a few days later while lunching in Rome, we saw another large group of naked bike riders. That doesn't happen in Georgia. (at least the state Georgia. I have never been to the country Georgia, so I will not comment on the lack or presence of naked bike riding groups. Although, I have heard that there are naked bike riders in San Francisco.) Who would notice? :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 While my DH and I were dining in Thessaloniki, Greece one summer's evening, we saw a whole bunch of naked bike riders. And then, a few days later while lunching in Rome, we saw another large group of naked bike riders. That doesn't happen in Georgia. (at least the state Georgia. I have never been to the country Georgia, so I will not comment on the lack or presence of naked bike riding groups. Although, I have heard that there are naked bike riders in San Francisco.) It's done in Portland. We shamelessly appropriate naked and pantless traditions from around the globe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Who would notice? :D Bill Ha ha ha. The riders at the front were wearing body paint, ala Demi Moore's pregnant Vanity Fair cover. Towards the end, things were just hanging out all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albeto Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 She told me how she'd been a student at Cal back in the 1920s It was a great moment :D The most passionate lover I ever had :D Now I have Cat Steven's beautiful voice in my head, "If you want to sing out, sing out! And if you want to be free, be free. 'Cause there's a million things to be. You know that there are." http://youtu.be/DDXCjLRYgMc So thank you. Everyone should have a "most passionate lover." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Now I have Cat Steven's beautiful voice in my head, "If you want to sing out, sing out! And if you want to be free, be free. 'Cause there's a million things to be. You know that there are." http://youtu.be/DDXCjLRYgMc So thank you. Everyone should have a "most passionate lover." I love that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivka Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have nursed in church. Hey, there's no better way of keeping a baby quiet so you can listen to the sermon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 What! The Pacific is way too cold! The Pacific is a big ocean, lol, it's not cold everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 It may be time to switch to Queen :D Bill BILL!!!! YOU.ARE.ON.A.ROLL.!!!! The Voca People do it best. Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 You gave away all your likes like a whore. Too much? It sounds really funny in my head. And in your head, does it sound like a high school production of Scarlet Letter (or that old Christy tv series [which I love, lest anyone think I'm criticizing])? Hooooooooor! Thank goodness the kid is at summer camp, because I suspect I'm going to spend most of today shouting Hooooooor! at random intervals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 And in your head, does it sound like a high school production of Scarlet Letter (or that old Christy tv series [which I love, lest anyone think I'm criticizing])? Hooooooooor! Thank goodness the kid is at summer camp, because I suspect I'm going to spend most of today shouting Hooooooor! at random intervals. In your best Brian Blessed voice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 See, I'd be fine with a nudist beach, but I'd sunburn so badly it wouldn't be funny. I live in the south and wear long sleeves in the summer to help protect my arms from the sun. Norwegian heritage doesn't do well in the south. Can I be a nudist in spirit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I called dh and told him I was officially OUTED from the wholesome mommy club and now a member of the exclusive Naughty,Naughty Mommy club where we whore out our Likes! After a brief pause where he attempted to wrap his intellect around what this could possibly mean, he asked, "So, ahem...what will you be wearing when I get home?" "More than you'd like. We have no social events scheduled for the boys. I supposed you could bring home pizza, leave it on the picnic table, and we could lock them outside when the rush the box!" The disappointment was palpable. As if on cue (seriously, no prompting from me) ds, the 16 year old, put the Beach Boys "Kokomo" on pandora. He's running around singing it in his naive, but oh so lovely, tenor voice and all I can do about it is snicker, and keep my coffee cup away from the computer. Good golly, I needed this today! What fun!!!! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivka Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I have spent all kinds of naked time in hot tubs and hot springs and saunas. (Nmoira, is Inner City Hot Springs still operating in Portland?) I have skinny dipped and patronized nude beaches. I have owned a black pleather corset and worn it in public. I used to have a shirt that my friend dubbed "the 'Rivka is a mammal! shirt', because the level of cleavage it displayed seriously left no doubt. I have walked someone on a collar and leash in view of consenting-to-view-that-sort-of-thing adults. I have... hmm, never mind. I think I'll leave that one out. ...Okay, and that one. It used to be a lot easier to show off my cleavage, which is pretty spectacular, when I was only a DD. Now that I'm permanently a GG or an H (post-nursing) I find that I just need too much support to wear most revealing tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I called dh and told him I was officially OUTED from the wholesome mommy club and now a member of the exclusive Naughty,Naughty Mommy club where we whore out our Likes! After a brief pause where he attempted to wrap his intellect around what this could possibly mean, he asked, "So, ahem...what will you be wearing when I get home?" "More than you'd like. We have no social events scheduled for the boys. I supposed you could bring home pizza, leave it on the picnic table, and we could lock them outside when the rush the box!" The disappointment was palpable. As if on cue (seriously, no prompting from me) ds, the 16 year old, put the Beach Boys "Kokomo" on pandora. He's running around singing it in his naive, but oh so lovely, tenor voice and all I can do about it is snicker, and keep my coffee cup away from the computer. Good golly, I needed this today! What fun!!!! Faith Too funny :lol: And Kokomo? That's crazy Seren(skinny)dipity :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmoira Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I called dh and told him I was officially OUTED from the wholesome mommy club and now a member of the exclusive Naughty,Naughty Mommy club where we whore out our Likes! After a brief pause where he attempted to wrap his intellect around what this could possibly mean, he asked, "So, ahem...what will you be wearing when I get home?" "More than you'd like. We have no social events scheduled for the boys. I supposed you could bring home pizza, leave it on the picnic table, and we could lock them outside when the rush the box!" The disappointment was palpable. As if on cue (seriously, no prompting from me) ds, the 16 year old, put the Beach Boys "Kokomo" on pandora. He's running around singing it in his naive, but oh so lovely, tenor voice and all I can do about it is snicker, and keep my coffee cup away from the computer. Good golly, I needed this today! What fun!!!! Faith I had to read this in stages, fighting to catch my breath before moving on. Thanks. We need more fun around here. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inoubliable Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 In your best Brian Blessed voice? Brian Blessed woke me up this morning. Called me a strumpet. I was pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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