Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 she said she was sorry but she didn't want to pee "alllllll over the flow". So she peed in her cheerios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicMama Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Bwahahahaha!!! :lol: Sounds like my house. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwarsmomma Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 My oldest (when potty training) used to mistake the vegetable tray in the fridge for a toilet. And the drapes. And once the dog was a fun moving target. LOL (poor dog. gave me the most pitiful look. LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravinlunachick Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Well, at least now you know the answer to the famous question! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Well, at least now you know the answer to the famous question! :D Bwahahaa, you beat me to it!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 My oldest (when potty training) used to mistake the vegetable tray in the fridge for a toilet. And the drapes. And once the dog was a fun moving target. LOL (poor dog. gave me the most pitiful look. LOL) Please tell me you are talking about a boy. I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 It seems like it would have easier to just go in the toilet. . . but there I go with my adult logic again. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 It seems like it would have easier to just go in the toilet. . . but there I go with my adult logic again. . . The toilet is sooooooo much farther away when you are under 3 feet tall :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwarsmomma Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 LOL-- yes! 3 boys. Still have nightmares about the potty training. hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 LOL-- yes! 3 boys. Still have nightmares about the potty training. hehehe Whew! My oldest used to sleepwalk and pee in the pantry. But she wasn't aiming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Thanks for tonight's roaring laugh!:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I don't think I wanna eat Cheerios for awhile... :tongue_smilie: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyof4ks Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Hahaha, gotta love kids. My middle son would sleep walk and pee in the clothes hamper. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truscifi Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Hahaha, gotta love kids. My middle son would sleep walk and pee in the clothes hamper. :glare: Mine too, except he wasn't sleep walking. He just didn't want to go all the way to the bathroom...right next to his room. :001_huh::glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ipsey Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 she said she was sorry but she didn't want to pee "alllllll over the flow". So she peed in her cheerios. Impressive! That takes some balance, I think. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandymom Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Whew! My oldest used to sleepwalk and pee in the pantry. But she wasn't aiming. My younger sister used to sleep walk, and once she opened the piano bench and used it. My mom wasn't happy, and she still hasn't lived it down (she's 32 now). Still gets brought up at family gatherings :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Too funny! I will have to tell dh; he'll get a kick out of that! How can she be that old already? Wasn't it Collin I met when he was just a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRG Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannqn Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Oh, that's too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :lol: oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :ack2:That original post would have been SO MUCH FUNNIER if I had not been eating. cheerios. as.I.read.it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :lol: Cheerios are absorbent. Hopefully, none were "tried." :ack2:That original post would have been SO MUCH FUNNIER if I had not been eating. cheerios. as.I.read.it. :lol::lol::lol: YUMMY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewellsmommy Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I don't think I wanna eat Cheerios for awhile... :tongue_smilie: :lol: especially not at the op's house. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamauk Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Well, at least now you know the answer to the famous question! :D I think I just shot hummus out my nose!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nd293 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Mine filled an ice-cube tray once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamauk Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Mine always sleep walks into my bedroom and pees on my floor :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassoonaroo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 My own kids never sleepwalked and peed, BUT when I was about 14 or 15 I babysat for the family on the corner quite a bit. Two adorable children, fun toys, perfect situation. One night in the summer their AC had broken (this is hot humid Florida) and they had oscillating fans (some borrowed from neighbors) in all the rooms. It was a miserably hot night and after I put them to bed I got comfortable on the couch for a little TV or reading or something. As I was starting to doze off, I heard a strange sound of the little guy mumbling something. I went to check on him. Yup, the little boy was peeing in the oscillating fan in his sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeymama07 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) Ive caught mine peeing - in a baggy ( he did take his snack out first) on grandmas floor (pulled his pants down and just peed all over her carpet in front of grandma, try calming a 96 year old who wont let people in the house with shoes on):glare: that cost me a professional cleaner to convince her life would go on in teh cat litter box (more than once because "it is a toilet mom") and he like to go outside (hell walk past the bathroom to go out the front door ):001_huh: Edited August 31, 2011 by monkeymama07 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelBee Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Oh boy! :lol: Well...at least she didn't eat em! :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelBee Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 This thread makes me feel SOOOOOOO much better! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 I'm so glad I shared, because these posts are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Well, at least now you know the answer to the famous question! :D LOL! I just got this! I didn't catch it the first time I read it. I'm like :confused::confused: "What's on your Cheerios?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Too funny! I will have to tell dh; he'll get a kick out of that! How can she be that old already? Wasn't it Collin I met when he was just a baby? YES! Isn't it funny how your own kids can grow up, but it's always so shocking when other people's kids are getting so much older too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Impressive! That takes some balance, I think. :lol: I gather she's been practicing peeing in her doll potty on the sly. That's what the girls tell me, anyway. Too bad it's not an Olympic event. Barb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I'm so glad I shared, because these posts are hilarious! On the other hand, I read threads like this and am more convinced than ever that I just do not fit in the Club In Which Mothers Share. Are you being serious? She peed in her cereal bowl? Really? Or am I taking it too seriously since it's so foreign to me. I dunno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber in AUS Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chepyl Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :ack2:That original post would have been SO MUCH FUNNIER if I had not been eating. cheerios. as.I.read.it. :lol: I have not caught my kids going anywhere crazy, but the dog used to go in the cat's litter box....not as funny as the Cheerio bowl :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I love that she was so polite and said she was sorry! Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amo_mea_filiis. Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I had to tell ds and he was cracking up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 On the other hand, I read threads like this and am more convinced than ever that I just do not fit in the Club In Which Mothers Share. Are you being serious? She peed in her cereal bowl? Really? Or am I taking it too seriously since it's so foreign to me. I dunno! Yes, she did. She was eating a tiny bowl of dry Cheerios while playing in the family room and apparently waited too long. She has a potty parked in her room in case of emergencies, so I suppose she panicked and thought "Potty!" It was absurd, but sweet because she did the best she could given the circumstances ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mo2 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 And once the dog was a fun moving target. LOL (poor dog. gave me the most pitiful look. LOL) My 4yo once tried to pee on the cat. My 2yo thought she was quick enough to rescue the cat. Do I even need to tell you that everyone ended up in the bathtub after that incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mo2 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I can't believe I managed to kill a thread about pee. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa in Australia Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 One of my DS, at age 3, went right at the top of the slide in a large park. There were many people around. I thought it appropriate to casually slip right away to the other end of the playground and pretend that "that" child wasn't one of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I can't believe I managed to kill a thread about pee. :001_huh: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 On the other hand, I read threads like this and am more convinced than ever that I just do not fit in the Club In Which Mothers Share. Are you being serious? She peed in her cereal bowl? Really? Or am I taking it too seriously since it's so foreign to me. I dunno! Colleen, I totally get what you are saying because I can't relate to the stuff posted in this thread either.... (Hope Karma doesn't come back & kick me for saying that.... :tongue_smilie:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barb_ Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 Colleen, I totally get what you are saying because I can't relate to the stuff posted in this thread either.... (Hope Karma doesn't come back & kick me for saying that.... :tongue_smilie:) Yeah, you should probably count your self lucky. And don't count your chickens :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecclecticmum Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 COunt yourself lucky if you don't understand it. I understand it only too well. Anything that is some type of box/bowl is automatically counted as a potty. I have to have eyes in the back of my head and divide myself into 3 to follow each child. Since that is not possible, I come across many gross things *ugh* My littlest has the makings of a great gymnast as she can contort herself into many positions in order to pee in any number of non-potty things. My favourite was the strainer.....suffice to say, she was very surprised and came screaming up to me that "my wee wee DISAPPEARED MUMMY!" yep, indeed it did, all over the persian rug. My other favourite thing is the "what the?" moments you have where everything you know about the universe, and science is kapooted by the fact that a toy car comes flying down when you switch the fan on (how do the children manage to get a toy car to sit right on top of the fan blade in a room with a high ceiling?) :001_huh: And another mystery....a cup of DD's water can flood the entire kitchen :001_huh: yeh, me too. No idea. No watch as the Master (me) kills this thread :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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