Teachin'Mine 1,887 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 I've read so many thread titles lately which ask a question. Often I come up with an answer that has absolutely nothing to do with what the OP meant by the question, but I can't help coming up with the replies anyway. So ... thought I'd start a thread where we can post replies when they come to mind. This may be totally lame, so feel free to say so if it is. :lol: I'll start off with one from the high school forum ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teachin'Mine 1,887 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 hippocampus? How does it work? The parking area is replaced with a covered area with hay available, the doors to buildings are wider, and there are no steps involved. Pushing and shoving is considered acceptable behavior and sprinklers are often activated in the classrooms to keep the students happy. :D I know ... I need a life. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teachin'Mine 1,887 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Does Piano count as a "Fine Art"? Definitely not when I play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Kitchen living room, bathroom, hall, bedroom, study, dining room (did you want to know any more?);) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teachin'Mine 1,887 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Has the term "gifted" been marginalized? No, I think it's been quoted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teachin'Mine 1,887 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Kitchen living room, bathroom, hall, bedroom, study, dining room (did you want to know any more?);) :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farrar 58,732 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Yes, they're little toys that spin around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Yes, they're little toys that spin around. :lol: I like this one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mom31257 9,222 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Ocean fiction? No, contrary to popular belief, the oceans are real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mom31257 9,222 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Waxing philosophical While some may have philosophical differences with waxing, I think if someone needs it, they should really go for it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joannqn 539 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Talk me down from this ledge please... Ok. Jump! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Talk me down from this ledge please... Ok. Jump! :smilielol5: (Though not what Amy had in mind. . .:D) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoughCollie 2,476 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Organic foods--how do we start eating healthier? Plant yourselves in unpolluted, fertile ground, and suck up those nutrients. Sorry, I had to answer for them because organic foods cannot talk -- or at the very least, they don't speak English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristusG 740 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Drive Safely Video on Facebook This video is now being viewed by everyone browsing Facebook on their smart phones....while driving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca VA 507 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Forum Game -- who wants to play? Gee, I thought the Romans held their games in the Coliseum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrscopterdoc 17 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Got News! No, but I got milk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RegularMom 302 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 electric knife recommendations: Plug in. Slice carefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 Tornado!!! Hurricane!!! Earthquake!!! Tsunami!!! (Do you remember those old disaster movies that had names like that?) Sometimes the network would have 'Disaster Week'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder 4,992 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 You guys are so funny! I'll play. Yet another puppy question If your puppy continues with these questions others will think he's the teacher's pet! Ok, I crack myself up sometimes. :tongue_smilie: Cinder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caitilin 469 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Dr. Hive, is this a tick rash? Honey, ticks don't get rashes, so I think it must be something else. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MistyJ 10 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 If you receive a pm from anyone claiming to be a forum administrator it's because you slept 'til 9 while your kids were playing out back unsupervised and you're curriculum isn't 100% Classical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Cooking in the summer and lack of air conditioning I hate to tell you this, but it is because you don't have air conditioning that you are cooking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwjx2khsmj 162 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 need easy recipe for pork Cook it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dm379 248 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 I feel silly.. a question about pre-history We prefer grammar right before history but others might like Latin or Music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fairfarmhand 21,428 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Flossing & brushing, which do you do first? If you're a redneck from Cheatham County TN, you do neither... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teachin'Mine 1,887 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Forum Game -- who wants to play? Gee, I thought the Romans held their games in the Coliseum. That's only for the people who are dying to play. :lol: Oh my goodness - these are all hysterical!!! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5LittleMonkeys 1,362 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Okay, I'm not usually very good at these things but I'll try. We're signing a lease on Tues... You might get a better deal on Monday since no one likes them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoughCollie 2,476 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Stupid "green" question of the day There are no stupid, green questions. The stupid questions are the orange ones. Despite my best efforts, it happened...I turned 40!!! Try turning the other way. Birth of Baby Photos All my life, I've thought baby photos were hatched. About PS - will I get eggs thrown at me if I share something good? Eggs have become dangerous. We'll throw tomatoes instead. Glamour of Grammar Isn't this kind of like putting lipstick on a pig? Do y'all write in your workbooks? No, but we color all the pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dm379 248 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 am I the only one? Nope according to last count there's billions of people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dm379 248 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 do I need pencil grips? yep. they're called fingers These are the types of people who give Christians a bad name... like Apple or whatever celebrities are naming their kids these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest janainaz Report post Posted August 21, 2010 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. :lol: I like this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homeschoolva 10 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 These are hysterical, thanks for posting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aunty Social 99 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 I'm finished with my second weekend of freezer cooking... Aren't they kind of tough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aunty Social 99 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 I got nutella. I got spoon. Be right there.:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Accidental Coach 7,899 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Talk me down from this ledge please... Ok. Jump! :smilielol5: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 I got Nutella. I got a rock. Need help finding a shirt Maybe it's in the closet??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 [ Need help finding a shirt Maybe it's in the closet??? In our house, it would be in the laundry. . . everything is in the laundry:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean in Newcastle 159,334 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Well, crap Um, I wouldn't drink the water from that well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mommylawyer 266 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Sigh, I have just listened to some of the worst excuse for music ever! Stop listening. well crap Better than sick crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelle in MO 2,462 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Anyone from Bismarck, ND?? I'm sure SOMEONE is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farrar 58,732 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Someone just paid for our dinner!! Well, most things in life aren't free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caitilin 469 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 I'm finished with my second weekend of freezer cooking... Aren't they kind of tough? :smilielol5: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FO4UR 9,270 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 how do you thaw our meat? You're supposed to thaw it out? That explains the... well, crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tylianna 10 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 How do you stop searching???? By finally finding it. Usually in the last place you look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Natalieclare 180 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Can you share your favorite reference-style books? =) Well, I can... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlockOfSillies 189 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Yes, that's why it's taking her more than a week to cook it. Gotta roast 'em sllloooooowwww. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlockOfSillies 189 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Chicken social skills class? Helping our new girl fit in -- Try the movie "Chicken Run." I think Teaching Company has it on sale this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elinor Everywhere 662 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 I got Nutella. I got a rock. :lol::lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mhg 11 Report post Posted August 22, 2010 Just saw a beautiful piece of art Me too: my son sleeping past 6:45 am for the first time in his life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
