Year Round Mom Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 S/O--Do you have a child that physically stands apart (i.e. Attractive)? No, they are all equally hideous and they clump together. That's a good one! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Laminate in the bathroom. http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403026 Well, my bathroom is pretty tiny and I can't fit a laminating machine in there. But it sure would be convenient to be able to laminate stuff while I'm just sitting there doin' my business. Alternative answer: Staple in the hallway, tape in the closet, three-hole-punch in the garage. But it sure would be more convenient to do all of those things in the same room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Laminate in the bathroom.http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403026 Well, my bathroom is pretty tiny and I can't fit a laminating machine in there. But it sure would be convenient to be able to laminate stuff while I'm just sitting there doin' my business. Alternative answer: Staple in the hallway, tape in the closet, three-hole-punch in the garage. But it sure would be more convenient to do all of those things in the same room. :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 "Must do before baby" Get knocked up. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 "Must do before baby" Get knocked up. ;) *snicker* :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kricau Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 also i hope you wear one whenever you go outside Yes, they're little toys that spin around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kricau Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 :lol::lol: :lol: Laminate in the bathroom.http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403026 Well, my bathroom is pretty tiny and I can't fit a laminating machine in there. But it sure would be convenient to be able to laminate stuff while I'm just sitting there doin' my business. Alternative answer: Staple in the hallway, tape in the closet, three-hole-punch in the garage. But it sure would be more convenient to do all of those things in the same room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kricau Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Okay, guys, I have a complaint about this thread. I usually read WTM on my phone while I'm nursing my toddler to sleep at night. Do you have any idea how hard it is to choke back laughter silently so that I don't wake him up?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kricau Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Ok, you guys almost made me pee my pants. I want to join in but all I came up with was: Anyone else need to be sedated for a dental cleaning?! Nope, but I like it for doing the dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Ok, you guys almost made me pee my pants. I want to join in but all I came up with was: Anyone else need to be sedated for a dental cleaning?! Nope, but I like it for doing the dishes. You've got the spirit! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 If you were buying a tablet now, what would you buy.... If I had a headache, it would definitely be Tylenol. Regards, Kareni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 When is it too late to see mental math skills probally after the lights are out for the night Can we talk about our Moms? as long as your not gonna tell on me for it :D flying with children nowadays.. I don't think it is possible to flap and carry at the same time. Do you work full time and homeschool? WAIT! You mean this is not my job? I thought the pay was pretty low darn it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking-Iris Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Stomach Flu For Christmas?!?! Someone's on Santa's naughty list. Red Velvet Cake...with no red dye? You could eat Blue Velvet Cake instead. WWYD or I'm a Shmuck I wouldn't call myself bad names for starters. Things That Make You Go Huh? I never was fond of that song. Temporary Crown Pain? Anne Boleyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Stomach Flu For Christmas?!?! Someone's on Santa's naughty list. Red Velvet Cake...with no red dye? You could eat Blue Velvet Cake instead. WWYD or I'm a Shmuck I wouldn't call myself bad names for starters. Things That Make You Go Huh? I never was fond of that song. Temporary Crown Pain? Anne Boleyn? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Awesome! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Ann Curry No thanks. I prefer chicken curry myself. Besides, I'm clean out of bath salts and I just can't do cannibalism without them, kwim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Do you do well baby visits? My doctor won't let me do them anymore, I don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kricau Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Temporary Crown Pain? Anne Boleyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 I think I am frequent, but not cereal (serial):D Thanks for starting the game. This is always a thread I can come to that makes me smile. If this the longest WTM thread? I'm glad you're enjoying this thread. :001_smile: I started it so I could make my totally off topic comments without annoying people on the actual threads. :tongue_smilie::lol: I had no idea it would take off like it has. I thought I've seen threads on hot topics with more posts in just a day or two in recent months ... but I guess I'm wrong. I love finding this thread and getting smiles and laughs from everyone's posts too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 Do you do well baby visits? My doctor won't let me do them anymore, I don't know why. :lol: Sounds like you're like me and still going for the free stickers. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 Ok, you guys almost made me pee my pants. I want to join in but all I came up with was: Anyone else need to be sedated for a dental cleaning?! Nope, but I like it for doing the dishes. :lol: On a good day, you can pee your pants and spit coffee at the screen at the same time!!! But that's just a goal to work up to of course. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 I just organized the threads by thread count. This is the longest. There was another that got so long it had to be deleted as it was too big for the server to handle. Do you think we should have the mods lock this so it doesn't get deleted and start forum game 2? I would just hate to lose all this wonderful witty humor. If this is getting too long, locking it and beginning another might be a good idea. I like going back into older ones too. I have to say that this current page is a winner!!!! All of these posts have me :lol: and I know better than to try to drink anything while reading!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 :lol: On a good day' date=' you can pee your pants and spit coffee at the screen at the same time!!! But that's just a goal to work up to of course. :tongue_smilie:[/quote'] :lol: :lol: If this is getting too long' date=' locking it and beginning another might be a good idea. I like going back into older ones too. I have to say that this current page is a winner!!!! All of these posts have me :lol: and I know better than to try to drink anything while reading!!! :lol:[/quote'] :iagree: Especially after our recent board crash. Maybe it's time to close this one down and start a new one. I'd hate to lose these comedic gems myself. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoVanGogh Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Can I make zuccini bread in a beadmaking machine?Probably. But it would take forever, making it one bead at a time and all. Alternative: Move over cake pops! The hot new culinary trend... Zucchini beads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 Probably. But it would take forever, making it one bead at a time and all. Alternative: Move over cake pops! The hot new culinary trend... Zucchini beads! :lol: The suggestion has been taken and the continuation thread is available here: http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403268 Hope to see everyone over there!!! :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 frizzy gray hair despite no-poo :eek: You do know that nobody puts poo in their hair right?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Yell Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I'm glad you're enjoying this thread. :001_smile: I started it so I could make my totally off topic comments without annoying people on the actual threads. :tongue_smilie::lol: I had no idea it would take off like it has. I thought I've seen threads on hot topics with more posts in just a day or two in recent months ... but I guess I'm wrong. I love finding this thread and getting smiles and laughs from everyone's posts too!!! I'm glad I'm quoted with :lol: added- IRL' date=' most people don't get my sense of humor and they just think I'm being mean. :glare:[/color'] :lol: Sounds like you're like me and still going for the free stickers. :tongue_smilie: This one above was about well-baby visits. I couldn't figure out how to add thr original to this reply' date=' but pretend I did, and now I can add: Me too! I actually made my dentist get "NO CAVITIES!" stickers. (he also sees children) and I always get the Scooby Doo one. Really! :D [/color'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 I'm glad I'm quoted with :lol: added- IRL, most people don't get my sense of humor and they just think I'm being mean. :glare: This one above was about well-baby visits. I couldn't figure out how to add thr original to this reply, but pretend I did, and now I can add: Me too! I actually made my dentist get "NO CAVITIES!" stickers. (he also sees children) and I always get the Scooby Doo one. Really! :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 The new thread is up and running. Same title, but with "again" added at the end. Asking everyone to come on over there so we can get this one locked up. :tongue_smilie: Thank you to EVERYONE who has contributed to this thread!!!!! The Hive is not just informed, intelligent and generous, it's also got a great sense of humor!!!! Now, to ask the Mods to lock this thread, I'll be reporting my own post. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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