Guest Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Took dog to vet this morning and paid with money I don't have. Damn it. But got that fixed. Kids were fascinated by that appointment and crowded around to watch. Yay for sex ed. It's not possible for there to be enough coffee in my day. This sounds more like a "5 o'clock somewhere" sort of day. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Oh my goodness!!! Your poor dog! And poor you! He was feeling pretty good, thought he'd get himself some loving from a doll, and this happens?? :) I'm glad he's doing better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 This sounds more like a "5 o'clock somewhere" sort of day. You have no idea how much I agree. Alas, life has not afforded me that option today. I have to go to the grocery store, take two kids to some classes, take all the kids to ice skating lessons, take three teens to a church thing and manage to feed everyone three square and get some home schooling in around that and theres yard work needing done... Ugh. Right after another pot of coffee... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Salted caramel flavor! Bwahahahahaha!!! Poor doggie. Poor Martha. Poor Martha's DH. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Salted caramel flavor! Bwahahahahaha!!! Poor doggie. Poor Martha. Poor Martha's DH. I'm just wondering if her poor DH happened to get a chatty cashier. "Oh, planning a fun night with the missus?" "Er, uh, it's for the dog?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plink Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Sadly this dog has a history of cat and doll assault. Revenge of the dolly! She was sick and tired of his abuse and decided to make sure he learned his lesson. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reefgazer Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Omg! I'm so laughing here! Did he get into someone's Viagra?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I can't imagine what my kids would think of their doll being ... objectified by a dog. :P Especially since my kid's dolls have unique personalities. I rather think they (the dolls) would have something to say about it. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Omg! I'm so laughing here! Did he get into someone's Viagra?!?! Funky Cold Medina (This is the second thread today that reminded me of that song.) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacia Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Sending a virtual mug of coffe, a hug, and a wish for a quiet, peaceful, happy week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMamaBird Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Oh no! I'm dying here!!!! I'm so sorry about your poor dog, but that is EXACTLY what I needed today! Your poor, poor dog. And your poor daughter. This is going to come up in therapy some day when she's 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RioSamba Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Was the doll wearing yoga pants? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerileanne99 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Was the doll wearing yoga pants? Hey now!!!! Zero victim blaming or shaming:) Poor doll:( 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm shocked Martha has a slut doll. I thought better of her. Think of the children!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrookValley. Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Was the doll wearing yoga pants? This doll is obviously a shameless hussy with no self-respect. :lol: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You guys are killing me! Salted caramel! Yoga pants! All I can think is thank heavens your dh did not bring home any of the "excite" varieties of KY. I'm sure that extra heat would not have helped the situation! (I can totally see dh bringing something like that home because he never reads labels ... "It said KY on it.") 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamajag Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Was the doll wearing yoga pants? I think in this case it was the evil exposed collarbone that did her in. Spaghetti straps are tempting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 This may be the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in NH Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 This may be the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards. :lol: :lol: :lol: You missed the one about the home do-it-yourself waxing kit... :leaving: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I thinks this tops the waxing post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Ironically, last week I bought a little jar of planters salted caramel peanuts. I may never be able to eat them again. :lol: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momto10blessings Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Hands down craziest story I've heard in a while. Sorry this happened but thanks for sharing ðŸ˜. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy in FL. Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Was the doll wearing yoga pants? If someone had just yelled Nike this never would have happened! That poor dog has been defrauded! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 If someone had just yelled Nike this never would have happened! That poor dog has been defrauded! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well, unless the dog's name was Josh... then it might have happened. ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Martha, you're absolutely right. Nothing remotely like this happened at our house this weekend. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momof4babes Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 You missed the one about the home do-it-yourself waxing kit... :leaving:Do you have a link?I think I missed that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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