Guest khorlith Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Re-posted from: http://thepioneerwoman.com/homeschooling/2011/10/mean-ol-schoolmarm-reminder/ The Mean Ol’ Schoolmarm Moment of the day is… Affect vs. Effect Affect: Verb. To have influence on. To have an effect on. Effect: Noun. A change that is a result or consequence of a cause. These two words are commonly swapped incorrectly. SENTENCES Correct: The cloudy weather continued to negatively affect her mood. Incorrect: The cloudy weather continued to negatively effect her mood. Correct: Serious addiction can leave a lasting effect on one’s friends and family. Incorrect: Serious addiction can leave a lasting affect on one’s friends and family. (Note that while “affect†can be used as a noun (usually in psychology) and “effect†can be used as a verb (as in “we wanted to effect [bring about] changeâ€) for the purposes of this lesson, we’re dealing with “affect†as a verb and “effect†as a noun.) Affect = VERB: The chaps affected me deeply. Effect = NOUN: The chaps left a lasting effect. Until Next Time, The Mean Ol’ Schoolmarm :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 A bit of spelling for today: Grammar, not grammer. :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 A bit of spelling for today: Grammar, not grammer. :D My first thought too! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in NH Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 A bit of spelling for today: Grammar, not grammer. :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Seems...advertisingish to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mothersweets Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 A bit of spelling for today: Grammar, not grammer. :D :lol: That is just what I was coming here to say but you beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 <--- Grammer <--- grammar <---Grammy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Seems...advertisingish to me. The previous two posts by this member are pretty hilarious, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVampireLvr Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 <--- Grammer <--- grammar <---Grammy best. thread. ever. I'm seriously in tears over here... who knew a post like this could affect me this much??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeacefulChaos Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 On a similarly random note - at (some) churches, there is an ALTAR at the front. Sometimes, I have heard a pastor (several times, actually) say that they call it the 'Alter' because that's where lives are altered. :glare: No, they don't. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 <--- Grammer <--- grammar <---Grammy :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 On a similarly random note - at (some) churches, there is an ALTAR at the front.Sometimes, I have heard a pastor (several times, actually) say that they call it the 'Alter' because that's where lives are altered. :glare: No, they don't. :glare: Likewise, the CAVALRY rides in to save your butt (hence, the nickname Cav). CALVARY is the word associated with the crucifixion of Christ. Two different things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I started off feeling kind of embarrassed because I am sure I make the mistake of mixing those two words up. I feel better now. :D Not as embarrassed as I felt when I mixed up tentacle and testicle, I am sure. When talking about eating one. When I was about eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Not as embarrassed as I felt when I mixed up tentacle and testicle, I am sure. When talking about eating one. When I was about eight. Then there's prostate and prostrate. The hymn (All Hail the Power of Jesus' Name) says "When angels prostrate fall" not the alternative. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 The previous two posts by this member are pretty hilarious, by the way. :lol: I hope the OP isn't scared away! I love the image of the windshield shattering and the need for plastic cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iucounu Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 The previous two posts by this member are pretty hilarious, by the way. What's hilarious? :confused: I actually took a mild bit of offense at the reference to "using" the deity Vinegar, presumably by self-interested prayers regarding the dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardening momma Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 What's hilarious? :confused: I actually took a mild bit of offense at the reference to "using" the deity Vinegar, presumably by self-interested prayers regarding the dishes. This doesn't make sense, unless you're joking. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 What's hilarious? :confused: I actually took a mild bit of offense at the reference to "using" the deity Vinegar, presumably by self-interested prayers regarding the dishes. I thought it was hilarious someone would post three times in a year, and about those things ( inc this thread). I'm thinking his wife, however, doesn't mind. Probably Vinegar doesn't either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I feel like I missed something? Is there a snark board that I'm unaware of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I feel like I missed something? Is there a snark board that I'm unaware of? I doubt there's anything you're unaware of. But I'm actually starting a fan club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Likewise, the CAVALRY rides in to save your butt (hence, the nickname Cav). CALVARY is the word associated with the crucifixion of Christ. Two different things. I'm always amazed at how they get used interchangeably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Not as embarrassed as I felt when I mixed up tentacle and testicle, I am sure. When talking about eating one. When I was about eight. :lol: Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flossboss Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 A bit of spelling for today: Grammar, not grammer. :D Tee hee! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritaserum Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Likewise, the CAVALRY rides in to save your butt (hence, the nickname Cav). CALVARY is the word associated with the crucifixion of Christ. Two different things. My orchestra director loved to point that out when we played the "Light Cavalry Overture" by Franz von Suppé. Love the Kelsey Grammer/Grammar/Grammy. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 On a similarly random note - at (some) churches, there is an ALTAR at the front.Sometimes, I have heard a pastor (several times, actually) say that they call it the 'Alter' because that's where lives are altered. :glare: No, they don't. :glare: And, going back to a recent thread, THIS my friends is why Pastors need advanced education. :glare: I think I would actually leave a church if someone preached that. :auto: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom0012 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Then there's prostate and prostrate. The hymn (All Hail the Power of Jesus' Name) says "When angels prostrate fall" not the alternative. . . Well, I accidentally read the word "organism" as "orgasm" when we were taking turns reading aloud in my high school science class. Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Thank you, Lisa and Jean. You have both helped me feel a lot less idiotic! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I would just like to say that this thread effected me deeply. The grammer I have learned will leave a life-long affect. Truly, this thread has been a humerus way to start my mourning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I would just like to say that this thread effected me deeply. The grammer I have learned will leave a life-long affect. Truly, this thread has been a humerus way to start my mourning. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 The previous two posts by this member are pretty hilarious, by the way. :lol: I hope the OP isn't scared away! I love the image of the windshield shattering and the need for plastic cups. I thought it was hilarious someone would post three times in a year, and about those things ( inc this thread). I'm thinking his wife, however, doesn't mind. Probably Vinegar doesn't either. Well I can explain it all. My husband hears about this board. He was at work a few days ago and someone tweeted, or linked him to the OP. he thought the board would appreciate it, so posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenmom5 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 A bit of spelling for today: Grammar, not grammer. :D ds abscounded with one of dd's classic's dept T-shirts and wore it to middle school. the dept motto? "Grammar, whom cares?" ds was told by his english teacher "grammar" was spelled wrong :lol:. (and another son had an english teacher accuse him of plagerisim on a paper claiming teens don't use that vocabulary. considering even I could pick up on her *basic* lexicographical errors (iow: they were glaring), she wasn't one to speak with any credibility on the subject.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Wallace Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Not as embarrassed as I felt when I mixed up tentacle and testicle, I am sure. When talking about eating one. When I was about eight. *Cough.* Choking...back...inappropriate...humor...must...try...restraint... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Wallace Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I would just like to say that this thread effected me deeply. The grammer I have learned will leave a life-long affect. Truly, this thread has been a humerus way to start my mourning. Just remember that in halving two correct grammer, the red penis your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalieclare Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Just remember that in halving two correct grammer, the red penis your friend. So much for restraint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHowell Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Just remember that in halving two correct grammer, the red penis your friend. WOW. :lol: I think I just woke up the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripe Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well I can explain it all. My husband hears about this board. He was at work a few days ago and someone tweeted, or linked him to the OP. he thought the board would appreciate it, so posted. So khorlith is your husband and you're the singer of the family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 So khorlith is your husband and you're the singer of the family? Oh yes, I'm a wonderful singer. Now the secret is out. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well, I accidentally read the word "organism" as "orgasm" when we were taking turns reading aloud in my high school science class. Lisa ... walked into the hairdresser and announced that she wanted a cut and blow job. Laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwin Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I saw affect/effect mixed up on the local news station. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classical Katharine Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) I've deleted my post Edited March 15, 2012 by Classical Katharine thread has evolved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerPoppy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Just remember that in halving two correct grammer, the red penis your friend. AWESOME! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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