ThatCyndiGirl Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Important Women's Health Issue: * Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? * Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. I'm calling my Dr. NOW!! :cheers2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snickerdoodle Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Actually a pina colada suits me better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smrtmama Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm already on a prescription for Chardonnay. Should I ask my doctor if Margaritas will cause a drug interaction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialmama Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 :lol: Ya, I'll take that for 1,000, Alex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 *Margaritas should not be consumed during class time *Margaritas get lonely, therefore you should keep the extras ready made in the fridge *Should you experience a margarita lasting longer than four hours pour it out and get a fresh one from the fridge *Margaritas should not consumed in a forest during deer hunting season, you will be attracted to the salt licks and could be mistaken for a deer *should you experience painful bruising while consuming Margaritas please be sure to keep a sober person handy to help you not walk into walls or fall down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I thought we had already solved those problems in this forum with Mike's Hard Whatevers! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 *Margaritas should not be consumed during class time *Margaritas get lonely, therefore you should keep the extras ready made in the fridge *Should you experience a margarita lasting longer than four hours pour it out and get a fresh one from the fridge *Margaritas should not consumed in a forest during deer hunting season, you will be attracted to the salt licks and could be mistaken for a deer *should you experience painful bruising while consuming Margaritas please be sure to keep a sober person handy to help you not walk into walls or fall down Thank you. It is truly unconsciounable (sorry, I've already taken my daily dose) that the company didn't include these very important warnings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiobrain Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Luckily this is an Over the counter medication! :party: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelle l Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Sangria is a nice substitute. I may or may not have discovered that about an hour ago.:cheers2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 I thought we had already solved those problems in this forum with Mike's Hard Whatevers! :D Uhm.....Mike would prefer that you get this part right... I nearly spit soda from mine lips when I read "Mike's Hard Whatevers"! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegGuheert Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I thought we had already solved those problems in this forum with Mike's Hard Whatevers! :DI'm sorry, Mrs. Mungo, but it seems there is dissension in the ranks! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Uhm.....Mike would prefer that you get this part right... I nearly spit soda from mine lips when I read "Mike's Hard Whatevers"! :lol: LOL! I can't think of any way I could word it better, but several ways I could word it in a way that makes things worse. I'm sorry, Mrs. Mungo, but it seems there is dissension in the ranks! :D More drinks=diversity, not dissension. ;) Margaritas should never be cause for animosity. I have strawberry margaritas in my fridge right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 I agree. There's room for everyone at the bar! ~Cyndi, who prefers a lovely mixture of strawberry slim-fast and Malibu Rum. (the original coconut flavour) YUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiobrain Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 We need to start a social group... :D "it's happy hour somewhere" hs moms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gratia271 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 A good cabernet is my beverage of choice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Wife Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 :lol: But what about all our preggo ladies? NOT me at the moment ;) but I'm not that far removed from sitting with my "mocktail" or glass of Martinelli's or whatever feeling envious of everyone around me having the real thing :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorMama Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 :lol:But what about all our preggo ladies? NOT me at the moment ;) but I'm not that far removed from sitting with my "mocktail" or glass of Martinelli's or whatever feeling envious of everyone around me having the real thing :tongue_smilie: :iagree: This pregnant homeschool mama wishes she could join y'all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 :iagree: This pregnant homeschool mama wishes she could join y'all! All you need is a 'designated drinker' -- just name someone to drink for you and you don't have to feel like you are really missing out.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in WI Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 LOLOLOL! We've been making poor man's margaritas all week with Limonade, tequila, and grand marnier. Yummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 All you need is a 'designated drinker' -- just name someone to drink for you and you don't have to feel like you are really missing out.;) I've always enjoyed helping others. I just give and give and give some more until it hurts, but I want you to know that I.AM.HERE.FOR.YOU!! :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I've always enjoyed helping others. I just give and give and give some more until it hurts, but I want you to know that I.AM.HERE.FOR.YOU!! :grouphug: :lol::lol::lol:We already know that homeschoolers are un-selfish........this is just another example of our willingness to give and give and give.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mejane Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 *Should you experience a margarita lasting longer than four hours... Is that even possible?!?! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 can we move right past the margaritas and head to the tequila? I'm cuttin up the limes, someone pass the salt shaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahousefullofjs Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 :iagree: This pregnant homeschool mama wishes she could join y'all! :iagree: me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Is that even possible?!?! :D lololol...that would be a maragriapasm:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 can we move right past the margaritas and head to the tequila? I'm cuttin up the limes, someone pass the salt shaker. The last time I did tequila shots my neighbor and I wound up taking turns drawing chalk outlines of each other in the street with my kids' sidewalk chalk. :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The last time I did tequila shots my neighbor and I wound up taking turns drawing chalk outlines of each other in the street with my kids' sidewalk chalk. :blush: OMG, I love you. this is the best laugh I've had all day. Who bent the best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The last time I did tequila shots my neighbor and I wound up taking turns drawing chalk outlines of each other in the street with my kids' sidewalk chalk. :blush: That would have made a great Wordless Wednesday! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 lololol...that would be a maragriapasm:lol: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Parrot Bay and Coke here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 The last time I did tequila shots my neighbor and I wound up taking turns drawing chalk outlines of each other in the street with my kids' sidewalk chalk. :blush: Okay, and why are there not photos of this?! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Y'all know me. I'm perpetually wastin' away in Margaritaville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I agree. There's room for everyone at the bar! ~Cyndi, who prefers a lovely mixture of strawberry slim-fast and Malibu Rum. (the original coconut flavour) YUM! Oh good! I'll bring a pitcher of chocolate martinis! Okay, Rob will bring his home brewed beer and my pitcher as I am on crutches and literally cannot hold my own liquer and walk at the same time. And after all that talk about Mike, he is too much of a gentleman to let me party without him in my hobbled vulnerable state. He says he is willing to be there for me just in case I need help with keeping my leg elevated. Isn't he the sweetest and most attentive husband ever? I've had one of the crummiest weeks in years. Hanging out with some relaxed nice folks over cold adult beverages sounds just lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 While I would love to indulge in all that margarita awesomeness, I will be klassing it up tonight with my boxed wine. DH bought boxed wine because, and I quote, "It might last you longer than one night.":glare:;):tongue_smilie: And I will gladly help out all you preggo ladies by being a designated drinker. I love volunteer work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyDazy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 See, I knew there was a reason that I was drawn to this forum...you are all just so inspiring! It may just have to be Margarita night at my house, too! Thx ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 DH bought boxed wine because, and I quote, "It might last you longer than one night.":glare:;):tongue_smilie:. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravelingChris Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 wishing I could join you all. Alcohol is a no=no with coumadin and with another medication I take. We are heading into winter, I am really starting into SAD and I can't take anything for that either since all antidepressants negatively affect it too. I have been doing fine these last few years with just taking some St, John's Wort from around this time to a bit after winter solstice. Not this year. But enjoy ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy101 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 wishing I could join you all. Alcohol is a no=no with coumadin and with another medication I take. We are heading into winter, I am really starting into SAD and I can't take anything for that either since all antidepressants negatively affect it too. I have been doing fine these last few years with just taking some St, John's Wort from around this time to a bit after winter solstice. Not this year. But enjoy ladies Oh come anyways! I'm sure Cyndi won't mind. Think how much laughter you will have at our expense. You don't have to drink to hang out with us.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Oh come anyways! I'm sure Cyndi won't mind. Think how much laughter you will have at our expense. You don't have to drink to hang out with us.:D We'll be thinking you're laughing with us, in reality you'll probably be laughing at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nono Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Well, I'll step in here, and say that salt and lime just slow a tequila shooter down... But what would you expect from a woman who mentioned marijuana in another thread this week? :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I'm already on a prescription for Chardonnay. Should I ask my doctor if Margaritas will cause a drug interaction? Yes. This. Anyone have any information? I'm on my second (okay - maybe my third) merlot. Can I take a margarita as well? All you need is a 'designated drinker' -- just name someone to drink for you and you don't have to feel like you are really missing out.;) Awesome! Volunteer work! lololol...that would be a maragriapasm:lol: snort!!!! The last time I did tequila shots my neighbor and I wound up taking turns drawing chalk outlines of each other in the street with my kids' sidewalk chalk. :blush: Oh yes! We SO need pictures!!!! (I'm giggling just thinking about it!) While I would love to indulge in all that margarita awesomeness, I will be klassing it up tonight with my boxed wine. DH bought boxed wine because, and I quote, "It might last you longer than one night.":glare:;):tongue_smilie: And I will gladly help out all you preggo ladies by being a designated drinker. I love volunteer work. OMG!!!!!! Seriously LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Yes. This. Anyone have any information? I'm on my second (okay - maybe my third) merlot. Can I take a margarita as well? It can be a chemistry experiment. Research, like a good homeschooling mom. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikin' Mama Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 *Should you experience a margarita lasting longer than four hours pour it out and get a fresh one from the fridge :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 It can be a chemistry experiment. Research, like a good homeschooling mom. :tongue_smilie: Awesome!!! Okay. I'll have to repeat this experiment tomorrow as I don't have the prescription for margaritas. I'll post my results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckymama Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Off to find a medicinal glass of riesling.... Thanks for the laughs! I had just read some threads that made me :rolleyes: :confused: :glare: , so this has been a welcome change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadiegirl Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 My problem is that I could use my first one when we begin Algebra...the problem with that is that it is only 8 a.m! Maybe I should switch math to an afternoon class and my stress level would go waaayyyyyy down!! I need to check out the chocolate martinis!! I never have tried one but I did try a key lime martini in Houston one time and I loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in WI Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 The last time I did tequila shots my neighbor and I wound up taking turns drawing chalk outlines of each other in the street with my kids' sidewalk chalk. Oh, to have a picture of Mrs. Mungo doing this! Just the thought is making me :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Okay, you need to warn those of us with bladder control issues to go potty before reading a thread like this! I just had a little accident from laughing so hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer in MI Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Okay, you need to warn those of us with bladder control issues to go potty before reading a thread like this! I just had a little accident from laughing so hard! I'm sure there's a prescription for that!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkInTheBlue Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Oh! My! Goodness! This is the funniest thread I've read in a while! I can't stand being left out. I'll donate my consumption of a couple of glasses of pinot grigio to the effort. :) I'm afraid my contribution with have to wait about an hour due to the fact that my immediate reaction is SLEEPY! It would be heavenly to take my dosage and sleep, sleep, sleep! What a great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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