Spy Car Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'm sure there are funnier signs, but on Mother's Day we drove by a Chuch with (what I thought was) a "chuckle-worthy" sign on the marquee: What's the best vitamin for a Christian? B-1 So I'm looking for more "church humor." What have you got? Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I've seen some amazing ones online. Unfortunately, due to such creations as http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/, I can never trust them. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiobrain Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I remember one about 12-15 years ago while driving through west Virginia to buy some stained glass.... If you're happy, tell your face :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa B Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I used to live by a church that would change their sign every couple of months. I drove by two or three times a week. They only one coming to me right now was: Put down that phone - God only answers knee-mail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 I used to live by a church that would change their sign every couple of months. I drove by two or three times a week. They only one coming to me right now was: Put down that phone - God only answers knee-mail! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 There's a church sign in this county that changes almost weekly...and we roll our eyes with most of the things they come up with. They also have pet blessings and healings...I doubt they would permit livestock though ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindyg Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 There's one in our area that sells advertising. Yes, for a fee, you can have your business plugged on their church sign! I don't get it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katemary63 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Not too far from me in rural Arkansas, there's a town by the name of Flippin. The church in town has a big sign with the name Flippin Church of Christ. If you say it with a true Arkansas accent, it is really funny! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 Not too far from me in rural Arkansas, there's a town by the name of Flippin. The church in town has a big sign with the name Flippin Church of Christ. If you say it with a true Arkansas accent, it is really funny! :D Now THAT is funny!!! :lol: Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnia Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 There was one two years ago near us in late October inviting folks to join them for a "Holy Ghost Weenee Roast" on Saturday evening. Seriously. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Not too far from me in rural Arkansas, there's a town by the name of Flippin. The church in town has a big sign with the name Flippin Church of Christ. If you say it with a true Arkansas accent, it is really funny! :D There was one two years ago near us in late October inviting folks to join them for a "Holy Ghost Weenee Roast" on Saturday evening. Seriously. :huh: LOL!!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlotteb Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We have a church near us that has offers coffee at their "Jehovah Java Shop!" Get it? Not Jehovah Jireh, but Java :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We loved Gods' Here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I saw the B-1 at a church near my house as well. I thought it was great! Actually, I even updated my Facebook status with it LOL! The Flippin Church of Christ is great LOL!!! That is hilarious!! I can hear it now..... "What church do you attend?" "The Flippin Church of Christ." "What? You don't like it or something? You can always convert." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jana Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Not too far from me in rural Arkansas, there's a town by the name of Flippin. The church in town has a big sign with the name Flippin Church of Christ. If you say it with a true Arkansas accent, it is really funny! :D Holy Cow! My cousin lives in Flippin! I'll have to ask her about it. (And btw, she says everything with an Arkansas accent.;)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaSheep Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The one dh and I used to giggle at (sorry) every time we drove past was totally not meant to be funny, but the name of the church was "Overcoming Faith Baptist Church". We used to wonder (not really) whether it was a Baptist church geared, oddly, toward overcoming all vestiges of any type of faith , or whether it was a recovery group for former members of "Faith Baptist Church". It did seem that a church was an odd place to choose to overcome faith. (And yes, we do understand that it meant faith to overcome, or fath that overcomes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaSheep Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Holy Cow! My cousin lives in Flippin! I'll have to ask her about it. (And btw, she says everything with an Arkansas accent.;)) With a Flippin Arkansas accent? Lol... Where I live "flippin" is almost a swear word. Not quite as bad as "fetchin" but maybe a little worse than "oh my heck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Oh, those are great! Here's a funny church sign generator. We've had a lot of fun with it! Chelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooh bear Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Here are some funny church signs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imprimis Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We passed a church sign a few weeks ago that read, "Love your enemies, it messes with their heads." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 We passed a church sign a few weeks ago that read, "Love your enemies, it messes with their heads." :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: My new favorite! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladydusk Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 My husband said, "I like the one I passed that said, 'Sign broken, message inside.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree House Academy Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The funniest one I saw was on a church down the road. It read like this: JESUS IS COMING! Sunday 11am and 7pm/ Wed. 6pm We laughed till we hurt! Apparently, they know something we don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleWMN Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We used to live near Flippin and DH worked there. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jana Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We used to live near Flippin and DH worked there. :D It's a Flippin reunion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katemary63 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We used to live near Flippin and DH worked there. :D Small world! Just so you all know I'm telling the truth, the church's website is......... www.flippinchurchofchrist.org Too bad they don't have a picture of the sign on the site. My DD did take a picture of it when we went through town, but that is on her computer, not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) Not too far from me in rural Arkansas, there's a town by the name of Flippin. The church in town has a big sign with the name Flippin Church of Christ. If you say it with a true Arkansas accent, it is really funny! :D My grandparents used to live in Yellville, not far from Flippin. We always got a giggle out of saying that we were going to the Flippin Wal-Mart. :D Edited May 11, 2010 by Kirch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxcell Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 There is a Seventh Day Adventist church in our town that changes it's sign quite often. A friend of mine took a picture of it a couple of weeks ago. It said: "When Will The End Come? Saturday 10:45" Seemed pretty specific lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Not too far from me in rural Arkansas, there's a town by the name of Flippin. The church in town has a big sign with the name Flippin Church of Christ. If you say it with a true Arkansas accent, it is really funny! :D :lol::lol::lol: I want to live there! A local church was inspired by the stimulus bill I'm guessing and since then has had a sign that says "spiritual stimulus sunday at 9:30" :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We passed a church sign a few weeks ago that read, "Love your enemies, it messes with their heads." :lol::lol::lol::lol: There is a Seventh Day Adventist church in our town that changes it's sign quite often. A friend of mine took a picture of it a couple of weeks ago. It said: "When Will The End Come? Saturday 10:45" Seemed pretty specific lol! Good to know!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katemary63 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 We passed a church sign a few weeks ago that read, "Love your enemies, it messes with their heads." Yes. Definately the PERFECT church sign! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 There's always the classic: CH CH What's missing? U R We have a Congregationalist Church in town that puts up messages and then signs them "God." It bugs the daylights out of me! The worst part is that most of them are not Biblical. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orthodox6 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The one dh and I used to giggle at (sorry) every time we drove past was totally not meant to be funny, but the name of the church was "Overcoming Faith Baptist Church". We used to wonder (not really) whether it was a Baptist church geared, oddly, toward overcoming all vestiges of any type of faith , or whether it was a recovery group for former members of "Faith Baptist Church". It did seem that a church was an odd place to choose to overcome faith. (And yes, we do understand that it meant faith to overcome, or fath that overcomes.) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Amy in MS Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Loved this blog. http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/ I even contributed. The comments are as funny as the signs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) Loved this blog.http://crummychurchsigns.blogspot.com/ I even contributed. The comments are as funny as the signs. Wow, look how far American Christianity has come... The First Baptist Church in America sign. I like my Baptists more... "The Party in Hell has been Cancelled Due to Fire." And I'm :lol: at "Always Remember that Hell is Uncool." Edited May 11, 2010 by angela in ohio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak Knoll Mom Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The one dh and I used to giggle at (sorry) every time we drove past was totally not meant to be funny, but the name of the church was "Overcoming Faith Baptist Church". There is a "Faith Free Presbyterian Church" in my hometown. I've always giggled about the church with no faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirrellyMama Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 "Love your enemies, it messes with their heads." I like this one :lol: I remember seeing one several years ago that said, "Don't let the next car you come to church in be a hearse." Not really a funny sign but it was memorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 "Talk Less, Listen More" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I made a funny changing the marquee at church once... The old message was: top line - God Bless You bottom line - Pastor (Interim Pastor's Name) The new message was: top line - Friends don't let friends bottom line - die without Jesus Well, I had just finished changing out the bottom lines when the youth pastor called me inside to clear up an office issue. On returning to the marquee I realized what I'd left behind... God Bless You Die Without Jesus :blink: ooops :eek: :leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleWonders Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I made a funny changing the marquee at church once... The old message was: top line - God Bless You bottom line - Pastor (Interim Pastor's Name) The new message was: top line - Friends don't let friends bottom line - die without Jesus Well, I had just finished changing out the bottom lines when the youth pastor called me inside to clear up an office issue. On returning to the marquee I realized what I'd left behind... God Bless You Die Without Jesus :blink: ooops :eek: :leaving: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 :lol: Not very Christian of me........................ I still feel guilty about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 There is a "Faith Free Presbyterian Church" in my hometown. I've always giggled about the church with no faith. Sounds like they are trying to muscle in on the Unitarian's action :lol: Only a joke :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k2bdeutmeyer Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I made a funny changing the marquee at church once... The old message was: top line - God Bless You bottom line - Pastor (Interim Pastor's Name) The new message was: top line - Friends don't let friends bottom line - die without Jesus Well, I had just finished changing out the bottom lines when the youth pastor called me inside to clear up an office issue. On returning to the marquee I realized what I'd left behind... God Bless You Die Without Jesus :blink: ooops :eek: :leaving: This seriously made me laugh hysterically. I think DH thought I was insane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beebalm Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I once saw a church named Little Hope. It had a cemetary too, Little Hope Cemetary. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollyDay Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Last fall there was one at a church down the road from us that really struck me funny. The top line read: Repent! Confess All! Next line: Come hear Bro. (visiting pastor's name) this Sunday I always wondered what that man was going to say.....:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionfamily1999 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 This seriously made me laugh hysterically. I think DH thought I was insane! :lol: I always worry that I'll come across a picture of it... I'm not sure they'd let me in the office anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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