Moxie Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 It's Friday!! Time to lighten things up around here!! When I'm Queen of the World, I'm going to outlaw those cute little kid shopping carts at the grocery store!! Get in, get your food, get out!! No playing in the store!! Also, female facial hair will be declared super sexy!! And, the Kardashians are voted off the island!! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tita Gidge Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 When I'm Queen of the World it will be punishable by fine to leave the TP roll next to the TP roll holder. There will also be a lesser fine for putting the roll on upside down. This isn't rocket science, people! I will use the money to fund the arts and public service announcements teaching people how to properly address the TP issue. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Adoption would be like $500 in legal fees. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Adoption would be like $500 in legal fees. When I'm Queen of the World, I'll pay those for you! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 People would reply to invitations without needing to be followed up with. And the ones who responded they were coming would actually come short of actual legit emergency. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 People would drive just like me. And blocking the aisles at Costco would merit a very harsh penalty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 People would reply to invitations without needing to be followed up with. And the ones who responded they were coming would actually come short of actual legit emergency. If you put the date on the invitation but not the time those who intend to come will call you asking for the time. You're welcome. ;) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 If you put the date on the invitation but not the time those who intend to come will call you asking for the time. You're welcome. ;) I solved this problem for the most part by culling the biggest flakes from my guest list for most things. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I'm queen of the world spider veins will be a sign of royalty. And extra weight will be renamed "pluffiness" and will be a desireable trait in all within the land I shall survey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Clothes left on the floor will magically disappear, and new clean, non-stained clothes would magically appear in your closet or dresser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaniemom Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 All clean laundry will self fold and put itself away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdj2027 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Children will not leave a milk carton with 1/8 of an inch of milk in the fridge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Everyone will clean up after themselves and everyone will see things that need to be done around the house/yard and cheerfully do them. My servants will research and advise me with impeccable taste on what book to read next and what series to watch next on Netflix. My personal stylists will choose all of my clothes and my personal workout-er will work out for me while I read/watch Netflix/take bubble baths, and MY body will bear the gorgeous results. Wow, I like this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) I will no longer have to clean my house. I will have a hired driver (or two) to take the dc to their activities. I will have a hairdresser to help me have Kate Middleton hair. (And I want her wardrobe, too). All of this will free up time for the gym (so the wardrobe will fit, LOL). And voice lessons so I can sing like Adele (without the potty mouth, thanks). ETA: I also want free passes to anywhere I want to go -- museums, ballgames, etc. Edited June 25, 2016 by Junie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottakee Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I am Queen all judges, lawyers and foster care workers will be required to be foster parents for a year before they can rule on or manage these cases. I will also have a driver to cart my kids to activities.....and a secret service agent to keep track of one dd and her boyfriend 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I am Queen of the World, there will only be 2 commandments 1) Feed people. 2) Don't be an asshole. Oh, and the soundtrack will be totally awesome. I guarantee it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamiof5 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I can only dream... no more violence, poverty, illness. I'd have a mommy helper to take care of cleaning, cooking, grocery shopping etc so I can focus on homeschooling. Lots of money, so dh wouldn't have to work anymore and we could travel everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Mom Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I will get rid of day light savings time! And, my house will be self-cleaning. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I'm queen of the world spider veins will be a sign of royalty. And extra weight will be renamed "pluffiness" and will be a desireable trait in all within the land I shall survey. If spider veins become a sign of royalty, there is no question I WILL be Queen of the World! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Children will not leave a milk carton with 1/8 of an inch of milk in the fridge. Or a gallon of iced tea in the same condition. Similarly, people who use the last couple slices of bread will be struck with the realization that now is a good time to retrieve a new loaf from the freezer, so it is thawed when next needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I am queen of the world there will be a moratorium on good and bad things happening at the same time. People experiencing joy in their lives will be able to enjoy it for a full day before bad stuff happens. There will be more programs for young adults that need to find themselves, ones outside of the college. They might involve work, volunteering (either domestically or abroad), and will be a happy medium between the military and the Peace Corps. I know they exist, but we need more. Oh, lighthearted? :coolgleamA: Pizza will be its own food group solar panels will become a thing in my part of the country (I'm not looking forward to my electric bill for this month). Someone would learn how to translate dog speak. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleBears Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) Women would stop aging after 30! Edited June 25, 2016 by MyLittleBears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-rap Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I am Queen of the World, I'll have one of my servants exercise for me every day, and it will magically count as though I did it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrar Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 This is so dumb, but I think I'd fix little things everywhere I see them. Like, my first thought was, oh, gosh, I'd totally change how they did the closures as they work on the public garage by ds's ballet studio. They arranged it so that everyone gets mired in traffic for eons. I know exactly what they should have done instead - closing off certain spaces and routing people around. Oh, and I'd install single lane systems in every grocery and big box store I entered. I find that things like that make be crazy. Like, this could be better! You're choosing to make us suffer because you don't understand systems and design! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I would vote for any of you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) I would be the Transportation Queen. Within city limits: One lane for cars, one lane for buses, one lane for bikes, one lane for pedestrians. Subway construction to be started at once. Train service to all cities over 100k. And not just from a ridiculous direction (i.e., El Paso will be accessible from the east via Dallas, not Chicago). You don't get to sell any new cars until you fix the ones that have had to be recalled. Litterbugs subject to 10k fine and 1000 hours' service. DUI -> your car is given to charity and you go to jail. Billboards outlawed. Edited June 25, 2016 by whitehawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) I will be the benevolent dictator to a corps of house elves who stay by choice after I've replaced their dirty pillowcases with nice garments. I will not be troubled by the price of groceries. Passive aggressive behaviors will be banned as everyone speaks the truth with kindness throughout my realm. Edited June 25, 2016 by Seasider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 This one is for ds: Japanese convenience store food would be available in our little (quaint) part of the mid-west, so he would have something to eat that he likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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