Terabith Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Eight adorable golden retriever puppies exploded out of the monolith today, running full tilt across the yard. They're about six weeks old. There is also at least one adult golden retriever and like four or five other dogs. 21 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnwife Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I think you are supposed to provide photos of such things. It really isn't fair to mention either puppies or monoliths without photo evidence. 21 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Tiggywinkle Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Obviously I need a monolith of my own. 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted September 6, 2022 Author Share Posted September 6, 2022 17 minutes ago, barnwife said: I think you are supposed to provide photos of such things. It really isn't fair to mention either puppies or monoliths without photo evidence. Fair. I just couldn't figure out a way to non creepily pull over to the side of the road and take a picture of the man's monolith and puppies while he was standing there. He already thinks I'm a major stalker! 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutTN Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Terabith said: Fair. I just couldn't figure out a way to non creepily pull over to the side of the road and take a picture of the man's monolith and puppies while he was standing there. He already thinks I'm a major stalker! You need a long lens, so you can be half a block away and still get the puppy pics. I got to play with a golden doodle puppy today. 😎 4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, ScoutTN said: You need a long lens, so you can be half a block away and still get the puppy pics. 😎 Yeah, that’s not stalker-y. Not at all. 😏 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith-manor Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, Terabith said: Fair. I just couldn't figure out a way to non creepily pull over to the side of the road and take a picture of the man's monolith and puppies while he was standing there. He already thinks I'm a major stalker! You need to invest in a telephoto lens. We approve of this purchase! 😁 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted September 6, 2022 Author Share Posted September 6, 2022 "Excuse me, could you herd your passel of puppies over towards the monolith for my forum? Thanks!" 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnwife Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 55 minutes ago, Terabith said: "Excuse me, could you herd your passel of puppies over towards the monolith for my forum? Thanks!" This doesn't seem stalker-ish to me. It'd be strange, sure, but stalker-ish? Not unless you ask multiple times. Also, you could recruit your family (or IRL friends, perhaps) to take the photos sometimes. You know, to throw him off. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, barnwife said: This doesn't seem stalker-ish to me. It'd be strange, sure, but stalker-ish? Not unless you ask multiple times. Also, you could recruit your family (or IRL friends, perhaps) to take the photos sometimes. You know, to throw him off. Now you're gonna get her conspiracy charges, too! You could pretend to be on the phone as you walk by and have the lens pointed at the puppies? And sounds muted so it doesn't sound like you're taking pictures/video? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditto Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Terabith said: He already thinks I'm a major stalker! Not a stalker, you are the paparazzi for our "news forum". 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teaching3bears Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 If he only new how many people have such a keen interest in his front yard! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted September 6, 2022 Author Share Posted September 6, 2022 21 minutes ago, Teaching3bears said: If he only new how many people have such a keen interest in his front yard! I mean, I'm kinda afraid he might..... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athena1277 Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 4 hours ago, Mrs Tiggywinkle said: Obviously I need a monolith of my own. I have been saying this to myself every time this monolith comes up. Maybe one day we’ll each have one to identify ourselves. Can’t you see it now? “We are buying a new house and there’s a monolith on the next street. I can’t wait to see which of you I get to meet in real life!” 😜 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutTN Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Teaching3bears said: If he only new how many people have such a keen interest in his front yard! Well, that’s just a natural result of having a monolith. If he wants us to mind our own business, he shouldn’t have weird stuff in his yard. 😱🤣😎 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Hopper Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Ditto said: Not a stalker, you are the paparazzi for our "news forum". “Investigative Reporter” is even more credible! #wewantpuppyportalpics Edited September 7, 2022 by Grace Hopper 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drama Llama Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 16 hours ago, Faith-manor said: You need to invest in a telephoto lens. We approve of this purchase! 😁 I think we need a go fund me to buy Terabith a surveillance drone. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith-manor Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 28 minutes ago, Baseballandhockey said: I think we need a go fund me to buy Terabith a surveillance drone. This is a good plan! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrips Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 17 hours ago, Terabith said: Fair. I just couldn't figure out a way to non creepily pull over to the side of the road and take a picture of the man's monolith and puppies while he was standing there. He already thinks I'm a major stalker! I wonder what forum he belongs to and if he updates his fans about his neighborhood stalker 😁 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 So, the puppies were outside when I was going by, so I had my husband drop me off. (He was like, “Don’t get shot.”). There are nine puppies. 80% golden retriever, 20% Australian shepherd, 6 weeks old. Mostly potty trained, only had two accidents from the nine puppies today. He’s trying to buy acreage but shenanigans keep happening, so possibly soon the monolith will be up for sale. He doesn’t own doggy day care; they just have currently 16 dogs (including nine puppies), because relatives keep dying who have dogs. Hence acreage. House appears as immaculate as the yard. They are possibly the cutest puppies ever. 8 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 7 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic Bunny Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Excellent investigative journalism! 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith-manor Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 You win the World Photography award, and we bow to your skills! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Terabith said: So, the puppies were outside when I was going by, so I had my husband drop me off. (He was like, “Don’t get shot.”). There are nine puppies. 80% golden retriever, 20% Australian shepherd, 6 weeks old. Mostly potty trained, only had two accidents from the nine puppies today. He’s trying to buy acreage but shenanigans keep happening, so possibly soon the monolith will be up for sale. He doesn’t own doggy day care; they just have currently 16 dogs (including nine puppies), because relatives keep dying who have dogs. Hence acreage. House appears as immaculate as the yard. They are possibly the cutest puppies ever. Wait. Did you actually talk with Putin's brother?! And he let you in the house? Wow! :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Junie said: Wait. Did you actually talk with Putin's brother?! And he let you in the house? Wow! 🙂 Honestly, it was dark. I am not sure if it was Putin’s brother or if he’s lost weight. He didn’t let me in the house, but the front door was open, so I could see most of the living room. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyA Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 The puppies are so chonky! Swoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wintermom Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I came back to the tread hoping to see puppy photos! I'm so excited you were able to snap a picture! The are adorable! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintinative Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Yay for puppy pictures! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanier.1765 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Do you think he'd ship one to FL. I'm finally ready for a dog and my desire is strong so I'm swooning over the puppies as well. What little sweethearts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barnwife Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 There's a puppy picture in this thread! I needed that. I don't need a puppy, but puppy pictures are a whole different ball game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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