I talk to the trees Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Why is it that I have an overwhelming urge to post: CROCK POTS!!! POLITICS!!! TROLLS!!!! (In my head, this sounds like it's being shouted by Father Jack Hackett from the show "Father Ted.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Figures....can't answer the question can you? You probably are one of those who thinks that you should keep your dogs home all day and not socialize them at all. :tongue_smilie: I knew we couldn't just talk about this and it has to turn into a debate! You probably don't even have a Bible of your own, so why do you have to pressure me to "prove" myself to you? I've known so many dogs that are not spanked the Biblical way and they are all selfish brats who lay in front of the fireplace, eating kibble and getting fat. Have you seen the statistics on obesity in dogs? It's from people who don't follow *You Know Who's* correct advice on dog-chastizement. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 :lol::lol: Not sure...I just feel very aware now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberia Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Why is it that I have an overwhelming urge to post: CROCK POTS!!! POLITICS!!! TROLLS!!!! Yummy Recipe: Put well-seasoned politician into crock pot (any size). Sprinkle with diced troll. Cook for 4-8 hours. Have a good looking guy in a kilt stir the mixture every hour.;) Enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Yummy Recipe:Put well-seasoned politician into crock pot (any size). Sprinkle with diced troll. Cook for 4-8 hours. Have a good looking guy in a kilt stir the mixture every hour.;) Enjoy :lol: I actually snorted! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twoxcell Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Please talk about anything but circumcision!;):blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unicorn. Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Oh, GOOD! I've been wanting to say this for a long time: A bunch of you (and you KNOW who you are!) are wrong about the following things and probably many more: Shopping carts Crockpots Shoes in house and the wearing thereof Nutella & Bacon Sandwhiches Alexander Skaarsgard and his NakiaLove Stand by. I'm still thinking.....:tongue_smilie: ::::sigh:::: this board will be a MUCH better place once everyone realizes how right I am about everything. Until then, :chillpill:. :001_smile: Excuse me, but you forgot aluminum and teflon pans! Humph! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormy weather Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy22alyns Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Party down!! :party: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sputterduck Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I am SO telling on you all when Mom and Dad get back!!! :smash: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LND1218 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I am SO telling on you all when Mom and Dad get back!!! :smash: And you are all going be in trouble! :001_tt2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 (edited) :svengo:(I was totally NOT ecpecting that!) LOL! I know. It was an ad for testicular cancer awareness he did for the UK Cosmo magazine, I believe. My dd showed it to me. I'll admit...I would let him be my cabana boy. In a kilt. :D Edited to add: I think my mind is in the gutter today! Edited again to add that my dd is 22. That makes a difference in this case! Edited August 30, 2011 by Ria confession Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang!Zoom! Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 You know all those dresser drawers we are supposed to **never**ever** go in? I think we should look. Just see what's in there.:sneaky2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Tattle tale. If you tell I am taking your barbie's head back off and burying it. I am SO telling on you all when Mom and Dad get back!!! :smash: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama Geek Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Looks like mom and dad are back time to straighten up:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 tattle tale. If you tell i am taking your barbie's head back off and burying it. barbie killer!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giraffe Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Shhhh! Mom got internet back. Everybody straighten up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sputterduck Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Shhhh! Mom got internet back. Everybody straighten up! And the thread I was interested in is locked. Well, I should go tattle. Y'all are getting a spanking. A Biblical spanking of Biblical proportions! :001_tt2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Shhhh! Mom got internet back. Everybody straighten up! Sigh, and I had a great political link about bOOKs that I wanted to share... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Please talk about anything but circumcision!;):blink: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Funny! Where's all the spam to turn in :) Someone selling purses or shoes could be very thread happy, right now :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Oooo......a house with 23 bedrooms! I want to help look! Perhaps if the poster could post the ages, names, and current bedroom situation, we could help her figure this out. Dawn Only if she's moving to Michigan . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gailmegan Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I don't remember giving you all permission to run amok while I was at the pool with the kids. But I'm back now, so carry on! :tongue_smilie: hehe ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Help! I'm having such a dilemna, I don't know what to do! Two of my peni feti (remember, I'm expecting 15) have been offered tenured professorships...but one with Harvard, and one with Yale! What ever am I going to do? How do I choose without seeming like its favouritism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peela Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Help! I'm having such a dilemna, I don't know what to do! Two of my peni feti (remember, I'm expecting 15) have been offered tenured professorships...but one with Harvard, and one with Yale! What ever am I going to do? How do I choose without seeming like its favouritism? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 And the thread I was interested in is locked. Well, I should go tattle. Y'all are getting a spanking. A Biblical spanking of Biblical proportions! :001_tt2: Tattlers get spankings too :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :lol::lol::lol::lol: You mock my pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cin Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 You know all those dresser drawers we are supposed to **never**ever** go in? I think we should look. Just see what's in there.:sneaky2: I found a playboy calendar when I did that! My dad's sock drawer. What a shock that was!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I found a playboy calendar when I did that! My dad's sock drawer. What a shock that was!!!! My best friend from high school found polaroids of her Dad's...bits...and her mom's TeA kettle :blink::eek::ack2: I never EVER went into my parents room without one of them after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I always miss all the fun.....And here I was, ready to talk about circumcising politicians.:001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I always miss all the fun.....And here I was, ready to talk about circumcising politicians.:001_smile: Now that would have been quite a discussion! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanne Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 How about hot singers who do their part for cancer awareness? http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam-levine-knows-how-to-fight-cancer-01-2011/0107-adam-levine-naked-01 Oh my word... I'm thinking of becoming a hand model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I'm thinking of becoming a hand model. Yep. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sputterduck Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Tattlers get spankings too :tongue_smilie: You're just jealous because my child just bought Harvard and Yale and is going to be the boss of your feti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Well, just b/c your kid bought their way...*My* feti achieve on their own merit. *haughty sniff* Plus, Oxford just offered them quintuple the money. :001_tt2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanne Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Well, just b/c your kid bought their way...*My* feti achieve on their own merit. *haughty sniff* Plus, Oxford just offered them quintuple the money. :001_tt2: I hear that Oxford is 2 years behind the other Ivy Leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 :lol: I hear that Oxford is 2 years behind the other Ivy Leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I hear that Oxford is 2 years behind the other Ivy Leagues. Not once my feti are there. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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