LisaNY Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I did NOT go into the refrigerator just now and squirt Reddi-wip into my mouth. Nope - uh-uh - wasn't me. :001_rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 :lol: And I didn't just go to the cabinet a stick a spoon in the Nutella jar either. Nope! None of that stuff going on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncmomo3 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 That's reassuring, because I CERTAINLY didn't just eat a handful of chocolate chips. Whew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazycoffeechic Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I get chocolate frosting and eat it with a spoon.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 and I didn't just eat the *entire bag* of boston baked beans (the peanut candy). Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elisabeth in IL Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 That's the best way to eat it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mama Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There is nothing better than a thread like this to make an ol' girl feel quite normal! (popping back a few chocolate chips) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I have no idea where the split in the cookie dough package came from...what6? It looks like it's been squeezed you say?! Not a clue... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHomeSchoolMarm Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I told myself to be self-controlled and you know what... I cleaned my dd's leftover plate and had seconds of dinner on mine. I think I'm going to get some rediwhip myself--that's probabaly more rewarding.:glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Nope, and none of us have ever done anything like that either. And I have never sent my children outside to play so that I could make shrimp salad just for myself either!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammyla Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I was caught by by ds/11 sitting in the garage sampling the Lindor Chocolates and listening to the CARS. Darn that loud radio. I don't know what surprised him more my listening to loud music or eating most of the chocolate. It was probably the music.:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Oh, I love those BBB! I used to think they were so gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krista in LA Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 And I can't believe there are some cookies missing from that package of frozen cookie dough....... :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karenciavo Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 And I didn't just FF through all of P&P just watching the Darcy scenes. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMom Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 At least I put mine on a piece of angel food cake. Not that I ate it. Just squirted it on and admired my handiwork, I did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewday Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Nope, and none of us have ever done anything like that either. And I have never sent my children outside to play so that I could make shrimp salad just for myself either!!!:D Nor have I in order to eat ice cream straight from the carton.:Angel_anim: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin in Tx Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Nope, and none of us have ever done anything like that either. And I have never sent my children outside to play so that I could make shrimp salad just for myself either!!!:D Okay... this literally made me laugh out loud!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin in Tx Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 And I don't drink milk straight out of the jug when no one is looking, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I don't know how that bowl of yummy banana pudding ended up with just a few spoonfuls on the bottom...the yummy banana pudding I made with sweetened condensed milk and whipping cream...nope, not I...must've been the new dog, the rascal, yeah, that's it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Nope! And I didn't buy a Dove dark chocolate bar and eat it in the car so I wouldn't have to share with my son! That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahamamama Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 And I didn't eat the last piece of Lindt chocolate that my sweet husband brought home for ME. I don't know WHO DID, but it wasn't me. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie in Chicago Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 And I have NO IDEA why DH keeps complaining that the lid to the cookies is never put back on right. No idea what he's talking about. I think he's just imagining things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraciWA Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 :lol::lol: And I certainly didn't eat half a bag of Hershy Kisses with Caramel......... oohh my tummy hurts:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam "SFSOM" in TN Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I really believe you. Why would you lie? And in solidarity with your truthfulness and self-control, I did not just polish off ten saltines laden with cream cheese and hot pepper jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin in Tx Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Oh, Pam, do you love hot pepper jelly, too? My dh has a friend who has a little cottage industry making pepper based condiments (jellies, sauces)... his pepper jellies are the best I've ever tasted! PM me your mailing address and I'll send you a jar. Serious. Robin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I love hot pepper jelly too. There is a place near Intercourse, PA that has realllllly good hot pepper jelly! And you walk around inside the store and you can sample pretty much every kind of jelly and jam that they sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 And I did NOT go to Panda Express for dinner and order the 3 entree meal with rangoons and a Dr. Pepper. Wasn't me! I am in no way rebelling against the treadmill that's being delivered next week, either. No way, Jose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philothea Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I did not use the "honey bear" to squirt a mouthful of honey into my mouth, nor would I ever participate in such an activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaTanya Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I don't know what happened to the bag of peanut M and Ms. I don't know who opened it. I don't know what that sound was that sounded like Mom was making something in the kitchen. I don't know why an empty bowl is beside the computer. Everyone knows food must stay in the kitchen! Who did that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaNY Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 At least I put mine on a piece of angel food cake. Not that I ate it. Just squirted it on and admired my handiwork, I did... Oh my! I would NEVER do that!!! :svengo:How *could* you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 You people have stooped to an all time low! You would never catch me hiding cookies in the laundry room and opening the package while that washing machine is running so on one hears the crinckling noise. And I certainly never sent my children for a bike ride while I made brownies!;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieAir Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Is there something wrong with squirting Reddi Whip directly into your mouth? The whole can even? Isn't that what it's for? Reddi Whip does not last five minutes in this house. Well, unless it's to be used later.;) (I did not just type that! How'd that get there?) It does freak my MIL and SIL out, though. The kids and I will do it in front of them and laugh as they squeal and say how gross it is. Hey, as long as no one's mouth touches the nozzle, it's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peek a Boo Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 and that wasn't ME digging the little dehydrated marshmallows outta the cereal...... at our previous house, we had a corner pantry w/ a real door on it. dh went into the kitchen, opened the pantry door to get something, STOPPED dead in his tracks when he saw me standing there in the dark eating dry hot chocolate mix outta the container, quietly grabbed what he was originally looking for, and closed the door. that was probably the smartest thing he's ever done :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa at Home Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 store, I promise you, I did not buy a package of creme horns, eat several on the way home, and then hide the rest under my bathroom sink to be enjoyed for a quiet personal breakfast before church. Nor, when questioned about possible evidence, did I lie. Nope. Not before church. :D ~Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa at Home Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I hate it when they land in the wrong place!!!:banghead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percytruffle Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 If, nobody actually saw me open the peanut butter jar, scoop a spoonful out and stick the spoonful into the bag of chocolate chips, thereby making my own bite sized, or rather, spoon sized peanut butter cup and then shoving the whole spoonful into my mouth, then it must not have really happened. Right? Kind of like that "if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it" thing. So, naturally, it never happened. I have no clue why that chocolate chip bag would have been so violently ripped open by someone's teeth. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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