SKL Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why can't my work do itself while I sleep? Why do the neighbors always do their loudest outdoor chores when I'm having a conference call? Why are there so many potholes if this was such a warm winter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do my kids only choose to sleep in on the days we have to be somewhere early and wake up extra early the mornings I'm most exhausted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why is my dad acting like a dunderhead? Why won't the snow melt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethben Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do bees be? Why do bears bear? (Quick! Which 80s TV show?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why don't hospitals give patients ONE consolidated bill? For the love... 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why can't people follow traffic laws? Why are deer attracted to Vehicles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do my kids insist on eating every.single.day? And several times each day!?!? Why does every week have a Monday? Why has no one invented a way to donate fat (like we donate blood)? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimm Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why did self cleaning technology stop with the oven? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vintage81 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why does DD fill a water bottle, not close the lid all the way, and then knock it over on the school room desk so that the water slowly leaks out overnight ruining several books (including a teacher manual)? :banghead: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleEJ Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do they need dinner every stinking night? Why does the cat bring the critters in the house to kill? Why in the middle of the night? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why can't we control our dreams so we can at least have a happy life while we are asleep? (Stressful days=stressful dreams for me) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigs Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I've shown my laundry (every week for years!) how to go to the washing machine, start the machine, add soap, etc. Why hasn't the laundry learned how to do this simple task for itself yet??? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why don't hospitals give patients ONE consolidated bill? For the love... So true! I am waiting for them to trickle in. They say "due upon receipt." Right. Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spryte Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why is it so flipping hard to lose weight?!? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why are the nights so short and days so long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why don't they listen the first time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why won't anyone pay me a nice salary to sit on the couch and read brain candy all day? Why does everyone in my house stare into the fridge full of food and say there is nothing to eat? Why does my daughter insist on asking me what words mean when I always answer with "Look it up"? Why doesn't my daughter agree with me that Cary Grant is the sexiest, most talented actor and that Liam Hemsworth is the better looking brother? Although I shouldn't be surprised, she also doesn't think Nick Jonas is the best looking Jonas brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink and Green Mom Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why does my 12 year old insist on sharing every single nuance of his day (hello! I was there the whole time!) and lego minecraft with me? Why does my almost 16 year old answer simple questions about his day with a grunt or if I am really lucky, a one word answer of "nothing"? Surely there is a happy medium somewhere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawz4me Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do ceiling fans that run a lot get so much dustier than ones that don't? Shouldn't the constant movement fling dust off rather than allowing it to gather? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonsong Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do people think midwives shouldn't get paid? Why should it be a ministry? Midwives may not sleep but they do eat lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic Bunny Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do my inlaws think that visiting us the week before, the day of, AND the week after we move is in any way, at all, a good idea? In the same vein, why does it take me shaking my head so hard my brains are about to come loose and mouthing, "No. NO. NOOOOOO!!!!" for my DH to refuse these well-intentioned, stress-inducing visits??!! I am not the daughter in law that needs help!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do we sit in stands? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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