texasmama Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Dong, where is my automobile? Lake. Big lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 When I'm hungry and grumpy as a result of said hunger I tell dh to "Feed me, Seymour". His name is not Seymour. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie in Ma Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I could do this all day, but off the top of my head? A few family favorites. Like Christmas, but with more...me. I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas. Do you know what your sin is Mal? Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath. Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason? She is startin' to damage my calm. “That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.†“There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery. You must've hated this moose. Sometimes I just think funny things It's terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. THAT'S how small it is. Cow Debris! We got debris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 "I've made a huge mistake," "there's always money in the banana stand," and a few others. We upgraded our TV, so of course, it was time for yet another run of AD. We have not reached my personal favorite line yet: "Has anyone in this family ever even SEEN a chicken?" Also: "What have we done?" (We got the extended version for Christmas!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 These are the ones we quote regularly in our home for various actions. I am shocked. Shocked that there is gambling going on. What watch? 10 Watch. You will do very well in America. The devil has the people by the throat. They get so attached! There's no crying in baseball. Yeah, I want 10 just like him. Why'd we have all these kids anyway? You're not gonna like it, George. She's closing up the library! Alternatively, we purposely misquote and say in horror, "she's a librarian!" Not a quote, but used when someone is doing something that is obviously not working, "Wood glue, George, wood glue!" I'm singing. I'm in a store and I'm singing! He's an angry elf. Or, she's a south pole elf. Solve world hunger, tell nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieSong Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 We'll get a funnel cake. It'll be the highlight of my week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 There's no crying in baseball. You're killing me, Petey. We named the dog Indiana. I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Am I the only one playing my own person trivia game while I read this thread? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 She turned me into a newt!..... I got better. There is the brink of insanity, and then there is the abyss, which obviously you've fallen into. Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (contributed by DD) Yankees! In Georgia! How did they ever get in? I'm sure there's so many more, but I'm trying not to quote whole movies (Holy Grail, I'm talkin' 'bout you!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysalis Academy Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices Head! Pants! Now! Shut It! ETA: Try not. Do. . . or do not. There is no try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBasil Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You're killing me, Smalls. Never give up, never surrender. I want my two dollars! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? "These are my OR scrubs." "Oh, are they?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFaerie Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Great! The blood-sucking Brady Bunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBasil Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Put the candle back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Governess Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen! So it would seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 We don't need no steeeenking ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 What say thou, Miss Fuzzy Britches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraryLover Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I forgot about "You're killing me, Smalls!" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Credits will be fine. (I annoy everyone by saying this when I use paypass) It's a trap. Great, kid. Don't get cocky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBasil Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 From a TV show, but a favorite of ours. Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellifera33 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 What is this...a school for ants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nyssa Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 YOU owe US a nickel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kewb Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Some others that are popular in our house: If you build it they will come. With great power comes great responsibility. We all go a little mad sometimes. I just cant get left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeschoolingHearts&Minds Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Was you ever bit by a dead bee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeschoolingHearts&Minds Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 You're no loser, Jerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Not a quite, but a Princess Bride thing... We got Showtime now and I've been watching Homeland. I kept wondering when Mandy Patinkin was going to show up... :lol: I get so into characters that I only *see* the character, not the actor. I had no idea Saul was Patinkin until about episode 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieamy Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Ray, When someone asks your if you're a god you say YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Went for the traditional New Year's Day hike at a new trail this year. Dd was complaining the whole way and all I could think was: Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator! It was a looooong 1.5 mile walk. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 where is my soooOOOOOOPAH SUIT?!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 This morning, I asked my son what he thinks my favorite movie line is...and he guessed correctly. (He should know since he's usually in the room when I've felt the need to say it!) "Will somebody suppress that clown." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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