awisha. Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 :001_tt2: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghee Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 :biggrinjester: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgiana Daniels Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 OK, private joke that I don't get? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_l_e_0..Q_c Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I don't get it either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in NH Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I googled it, and now I'm even more confused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyKidAcademy Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Quite appropriate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Snort. I can't believe you did it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girl Power Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Okay, is someone going to explain please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 :thumbup1: I think I mentioned man in a kayak. :tongue_smilie: Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy in FL. Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Inquiring minds want to know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Yeah, googling only came up with very sexual innuendoes. I googled it, and now I'm even more confused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 HUH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girl Power Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Ok this is annoying me. I feel like I'm not in the club. Will someone kindly explain, unless you enjoy keeping us in the dark (insert wink here since I haven't figured out how to insert emoticons yet) Beck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Beck, et al.: It's a euphemism for a female body part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Beck, et al.: It's a euphemism for a female body part. Also the first smilie I used should give you a hint to the specific, (tiny) part ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Beck, et al.: It's a euphemism for a female body part. Okay, so why are we talking about it? Is someone's broken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 oh geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Also the first smilie I used should give you a hint to the specific, (tiny) part ;) Oh. Hmmmm.... Okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBasil Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Also the first smilie I used should give you a hint to the specific, (tiny) part ;) :rofl: Gasping for air over here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Okay, so why are we talking about it? Is someone's broken? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 OK, here's the thing. I know what it means, but I have no idea why a thread was started about it. Apparently I've missed something somewhere. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmamaz Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 sounds like junior-high humor . .. . omg, a body part tee hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I kid you not, I once read a home-printed "book" circulating in the 70s, a kind of "letter to a son" letter, on how not to feel completely lost when first foraging into sexual activity. Finding the man in the canoe was a phrase from it. Even more spectacularly was a description of how the man sometimes suddenly disappears just before "the event" but not to stop and look, but continue EXACTLY what you are doing. The other advice I remember was a 3:1 female to male *rgasm for a happy relationship. :) Crudely written, eh, but spot on! (I love this board. I had completely forgotten this for 35 years .....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Crudely written, eh, but spot on! I guess I never thought of it in terms of ratios, but that particular ratio seems about right! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 Jeez, some people are t.o.u.c.h.y. My post was supposed to be light-hearted, you know, FUNNY/HUMEROUS/AMUSING etc. The group i am a part of discovered (rather hilariously i think) some new euphanisms for *ahem* sensitive subjects. But if you nay-sayers want it, we can start using the correct terminology from now on. You know, because protecting the board from sickos googling correct names for body parts is sooooooooooooo, like, junior high. *MASSIVE EYE ROLL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghee Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I Even more spectacularly was a description of how the man sometimes suddenly disappears just before "the event" but not to stop and look, but continue EXACTLY what you are doing. This made me LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girl Power Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Jeez, some people are t.o.u.c.h.y. My post was supposed to be light-hearted, you know, FUNNY/HUMEROUS/AMUSING etc. The group i am a part of discovered (rather hilariously i think) some new euphanisms for *ahem* sensitive subjects. But if you nay-sayers want it, we can start using the correct terminology from now on. You know, because protecting the board from sickos googling correct names for body parts is sooooooooooooo, like, junior high. *MASSIVE EYE ROLL* Sorry, just completely didn't get the humor, not being part of the group and all:) Beck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammi K Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I kid you not, I once read a home-printed "book" circulating in the 70s, a kind of "letter to a son" letter, The other advice I remember was a 3:1 female to male *rgasm for a happy relationship. :) Crudely written, eh, but spot on! Am I the only one not liking this ratio? :thumbdown: If someone comes to my house for a tea party, I better get my share of the sweets. ETA: Oops. I misread the origional ratio. Never mnd......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghee Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Am I the only one not liking this ratio? :thumbdown: If someone comes to my house for a tea party, I better get my share of the sweets. Maybe I'm not good with ratios, but I read that as three female "events" to every male "one". I quite like that ratio :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Am I the only one not liking this ratio? :thumbdown: If someone comes to my house for a tea party, I better get my share of the sweets. I think you are mixing the ratios. The...book? was it?...was saying she drinks three cups of tea every time he drinks one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmamaz Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Saying a random body part and not explaining why is pretty childish. If you actually wanted to talk about it, thats different, but apparently from the start of the convo you just wanted to use a new phrase for the fun of using it. i have never been anywhere else where people used such imaginative euphemisms I'm just a straight-shooting type and clearly others were feeling left out of a private joke. The instructions in the manual, well, thats a conversation, not just a word. and I dont keep score . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Jeez, some people are t.o.u.c.h.y. My post was supposed to be light-hearted, you know, FUNNY/HUMEROUS/AMUSING etc. The group i am a part of discovered (rather hilariously i think) some new euphanisms for *ahem* sensitive subjects. But if you nay-sayers want it, we can start using the correct terminology from now on. You know, because protecting the board from sickos googling correct names for body parts is sooooooooooooo, like, junior high. *MASSIVE EYE ROLL* Wow. Sensitive much? :glare: You started a brand new thread to post a tired old euphemism. It wasn't a funny joke; there was no joke. And now you think people are being "touchy" because they didn't see the humor? I have to tell you, I think you're the one who is being touchy. You think people are acting upset because you didn't use the proper term for the body part? I don't see it that way at all. Here's how I see it: People would have thought it was just as stupid if you'd tltled your new thread, "Clit*ris" and then acted like it was hysterically funny. Were you trying to shock people? I just don't understand your intention at all. :confused: I'm all for funny stuff being posted on this forum, but I don't know what was so amusing about posting a dated euphemism that has been around for years. If it had been the punchline of a great joke, I'm sure you would have received a more positive response, but as it was, I think you're the one who sounded "junior high." Perhaps for your encore, you'd like to post a "fart" thread. I'm sure all of the 3rd grade boys who read this forum will find it hysterically funny. Saying a random body part and not explaining why is pretty childish. If you actually wanted to talk about it, thats different, but apparently from the start of the convo you just wanted to use a new phrase for the fun of using it. :iagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 i have never been anywhere else where people used such imaginative euphemisms and I dont keep score . . . Try any medical floor where nurses have a lounge. Most college campuses. Lockerrooms. Really, this place is t-a-m-e. And as for keeping count, when a 19 year old boy is learning a new instrument, any old crutch like a score should be clung to until improvisation is more natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Try any medical floor where nurses have a lounge. Most college campuses. Lockerrooms. Really, this place is t-a-m-e. And as for keeping count, when a 19 year old boy is learning a new instrument, any old crutch like a score should be clung to until improvisation is more natural. :iagree: Honestly, I like the WTM forum "original" euphemisms better than the old standard boring ones. And it's a lot easier to work teA and booKs into a conversation than something stupid like a man in a canoe. ;) (And I'm really hoping we don't need to come up with our own secret word for that body part. Perhaps I am alone in this, but I prefer to quietly assume that each of the women here has one, and that each of the men here knows what to do with one if he comes across it in a teA-related situation. Quite frankly, that's more than enough information for me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awisha. Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 You guys crack me the heck up lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 You guys crack me the heck up lol... :D :D :D :D Well, I may not have loved your choice of threads to start, but I sure like your avatar! :drool5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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